Favorite Quotes Topic

[Xclaim]

Post your favorite quotes from the show here. Some of my favorites are how the shows first 2 supervillians settled on their names....

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Osborne: "Toomes what will this solve?"
Vulture: "Not Toomes. I'm what you called me, I'm The Vulture!!!"
Osborne: "I called you a buzzard."
Vulture: "What?"
Osborne: "You can't even get the name right."
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Electro: "Without a cure, I'm not Max Dillon anymore. I'm.....what was it you called me?"
Spider-Man: ".....Lightning Butt?"
Electro: "NO, NOT THAT!! Electro. Yeah, I'm Electro!!"

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

"I mock, I'm a mocker."

"You are celebrating halloween in september right?

"Toomes what will this solve?"
"Not Toomes. I'm what you called me, I'm The Vulture!"
"I called you a buzzard."
"What?"
"You can't even get the name right."

There's defenitley more that I like.

 

[Silver Spider]

"I mock, I'm a mocker."

I like the part before right before this. "Don't you mock me, boy."

 

[Web-Head408]

*Lizard starts crawling on ceiling* Spidey: Hey! Wall crawling's my shtick! You start spinning webs and I'll sue! *shakes fist*

 

[Venomfan]

the best quote by far:

right after Flash throws the water balloons at Peter and then he lets them hit him, Gwen steps up, and Flash says he'll throw them at her too, and she says something like "you cant hit a moving target or else we wouldnt have lost that game to Bronx Tech"

and then Robbies son whips out the greatest line in television history


You want some aloe vera for that burn?

oh my gosh the cheese on that line was delicious, it was the gooiest cheddar i've ever heard, couldnt stop laughing

 

[Webhead2006]

i got to take this quote:

Peter Parker: Y-You're Mary Jane Watson?
Mary Jane Watson: Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot.

Cant beat the classics.

 

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Betty: Mr. Jameson is a decent man, down deep.
Peter: We talking Marina Tench deep or Dante's 9th Circle deep?

 

[Ratcrawler]

I'm going with Venomfan on Randy's line. Other gems included...

"Carpe Ropum?" Because it went over the heads of 99% of the viewers.

"You wouldn't know her Flash. She's 20 and hot!" Because I just can't imagine 'The Batman' ever saying that.

"Get this. She has 'a wonderful personality'." *shudders* Because that's just how guys think.

"Dude, don't get all Emo on me." Because, oh God, where to begin? I guess for starters, Emo wasn't even a word a couple of years back and now its "The new Goth!". Because even though Eddie Brock sort of misused it, it was funny as hell and conjured up ridiculous memories of movie Peter pulling his bangs down and dressing in black while under the symbiote's influence and I guess in a weird way, foreshadows the arrival of an apathetic black suit.

 

[spider-neil]

'woo hoo I'm wearing her down!'

spidey after betty gives him a VERY tentative 'maybe'

 

[Valorman]

it's such a cliche'd line, but delivered so wonderfully here

Spidey: Woah, boys i know it's not a cure but how about some chill pills?

 

[Valorman]

ALSO, Classic:
Spidey: Are we loosing it, alexander?
Rhino: Only my momma calls me alexander, n' your not my MOMMA..not my Momma...mommahhh.

 

[Gallagher]

APOLOGIZE!!

NEVVERR!!

For sheer hilarity.

 

[Jick]

"heeeere Shocky, Shocky, Shocky"

and

"don't you mock me boy!"
"I mock! I'm a mocker."

 

[Webhead2006]

ALSO, Classic:
Spidey: Are we loosing it, alexander?
Rhino: Only my momma calls me alexander, n' your not my MOMMA..not my Momma...mommahhh.

HEy valorman when u said classic do u mean classic as it was a great line in the episode or has that lines been said in the comics too?

 

[Silver Spider]

I thought this was kind of cool.
"None of you get it. Without a cure, I'm not Max Dillon. I'm.......What did you call me?
"Lightning butt?"
"No, not that. Electro, yeah, I'M ELECTRO!"

I liked the part after Sandman escapes his first battle with Spidey.
"Ah man, my money."

 

[Jick]

Flash's laughs.
that's always funny.

 

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Osborn insulting Vulture was fan-freaking-tastic. It was a the complete opposite of the '90s series when Vulture kidnapped Osborn. In STAS he was about to pee his pants. In this SSM, hundreds of feet in the air, he has the gull to insult him. I loved that.

Spidey: Awww, Beaky, don't fly away mad!
Vulture: The name is VULTURE!!!

 

[Valorman]

HEy valorman when u said classic do u mean classic as it was a great line in the episode or has that lines been said in the comics too?

Nah just a great line.

 

[Webhead2006]

ok man i was just wondering.

 

[SpideyZERO]

ALSO, Classic:
Spidey: Are we loosing it, alexander?
Rhino: Only my momma calls me alexander, n' your not my MOMMA..not my Momma...mommahhh.

This moment is really funny

 

[Jick]

"bring me PETER PARKEEEER!"

 

[Venomfan]

"bring me PETER PARKEEEER!"

i always hear Peanut Parker there lol

 

[Venomfan]

the best quote by far:

right after Flash throws the water balloons at Peter and then he lets them hit him, Gwen steps up, and Flash says he'll throw them at her too, and she says something like "you cant hit a moving target or else we wouldnt have lost that game to Bronx Tech"

and then Robbies son whips out the greatest line in television history


You want some aloe vera for that burn?

oh my gosh the cheese on that line was delicious, it was the gooiest cheddar i've ever heard, couldnt stop laughing

c'mon guys ALOE VERA, its for the burn

 

[Jick]

i always hear Peanut Parker there lol

lol...that's what I understood first time I heard.

 

[ReggieWhiteJr]

c'mon guys ALOE VERA, its for the burn

I liked Randy sticking up for Peter in that scene. That and Sally didn't look too pleased with Flash for what he did to Peter. Randy seems to be the nicest guy in the jock crowd.

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One of my all-time faves!

Jameson: *Sniff Sniff* Oooo! Piece of advice kid. Perfume doesn't cut it. Now Tomato juice! Only thing after takin' pictures of the dump! t:

Liz: Couldn't Flash tutor me instead?
Teacher:..... Hmm. I don't think you understand. We want your grade to go up.