Favorite Spidey wisecracks...

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  1. Chris Wallace

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    from video games?:spidey:
     
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    Mysterio? I think I ate a bowl of those for breakfast.
     
  3. Chris Wallace

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    From "Spider-Man 2"?
    From now on, state the game.
     
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    Oh why didn't you say so?
    I don't remember which game that was, it may be Spidey 1.
     
  5. Chris Wallace

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    I always liked "Quick, Spider-Lad! You rescue the pilot while I go after the bad guys...wait a minute; I don't have a sidekick."
    Spider-Man 2: Enter Electro
     
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    I also liked "This hurts already" from Ultimate.
     
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    I just like the way he talks on Ultimate Spiderman.
    One good quote is when MJ tells you to go and tackle Rhino, Spidey goes;

    "Is that a Rhinoceros Horn or are you just happy to see,... i'm so scared i can't even finish my lame joke"
     
  9. Chris Wallace

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    :spidey: :You're lucky I'm a good sport; no intelligent person would ever agree to these tests.
    QB: Did you hear that, ladies and gentlemen? Spider-Man just admitted he was stupid!
    :spidey: You're a sad little man, Beck.
    QB: I know you are, but what am I?
    :spidey: : I can't believe you just said that.

    Spider-Man 2: The movie
     
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    In the Green Goblin leval of USM when they fight in the latvarien Ebbasy Spidey says: I have officially run out of ways to say 'ow' "
     
  11. Chris Wallace

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    Yeah, that was a good one, too. Along with "This oughtta knock the crazy out of you" & "Only you can prevent Spider-Man fires."
     
  12. That one is my favorite line of the game.
     
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    Spideys gets mad at one point and says, "I am going to smack the green right off of you."
     
  14. webhead731

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    I have alot. I can't think of everyone of them, but....

    Ultimate Spider-Man

    Spider-Man: [To Green Goblin.] How does it feel to get your butt kicked by a fifteen year old kid?!

    Spider-Man: [To Rhino.] Hey you, is that a horn on your head or are you just glad to see....I'm so scared I can't even finish my lame joke.

    Spider-Man: [Falls in water.] Awww man I suck!

    Spider-Man: [To Green Goblin.] I'm going to smack the green right off you....

    Spider-Man: [To Green Goblin.] The fist bone's connected to the, face bone!

    Spider-Man: [To Beetle.] Did that instruction book for your suit say anything about aiming straight?

    Spider-Man: [To Green Goblin.] Aww little fella's all tuckered out.

    Spider-Man: [To Green Goblin.] What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

    Spider-Man: The Movie

    Spider-Man: [To Shocker.] So...You must be Quilt Man? Patted Pete? Oh wait, I've got it! [In deep voice.] THE CUSHION!

    Spider-Man: [To Shocker.] Hey Shock say, "I'll squash you like a bug!" It always cracks me up when people say that!

    Spider-Man 2


    Spider-Man: Mysterio? I think I had a bowl of Mysterios for breakfast.

    Spider-Man: [To Shocker after defeating him the second time.] She's pretty amazing don't you think Shock?
    Shocker: I think my career has it a new low.
    Spider-Man: Ah, who cares what you think.

    And alot more!
     
  15. Chris Wallace

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    I think my all-time favorite has got to be:
    Green Goblin: There's no reason for us to fight! We're the same, you and me-we're like brothers!
    Spider-Man: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm telling Mom!
    Spider-Man; the Movie
     
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    You never said to state the game...:o
     
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    Ultimate Spider-Man

    "This hurts already."
     
  18. Chris Wallace

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    Hence, "From now on...":spidey:
     
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    Dude its surposed to be fun, don't take things so serious.
     
  20. Chris Wallace

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    I'm not. We're cool.
    What about...
    "I gotta say, you look just like me. Except, you're more 'angry back alley' than 'friendly neighborhood'."
    Spider-Man PS1
     
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    Who was he talking to here?
     
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    His double, who turns out to be Mysterio.
     
  23. Chris Wallace

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    "Give it to me straight; do I look aft in these tights?"
    "This looks like a job for...some kind of swimming superhero. But since none are around I guess I'll have to do it"
    Spider-Man 2
     
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    LOL!

    I love those!^
     
  25. Chris Wallace

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    Another one from the Quentin Back challenge:
    Spidey: You missed your calling as a playground designer, Beck.
    QB: And you missed yours as a rejected has-been! But that will be rectified soon enough!
    SPidey: Psychologists call that 'projecting', Beck.
     

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