World Favorite Spidey wisecracks...

[Chris Wallace]

from video games?

 

[Spider-Girl]

Mysterio? I think I ate a bowl of those for breakfast.

 

[Chris Wallace]

From "Spider-Man 2"?
From now on, state the game.

 

[Spider-Girl]

Oh why didn't you say so?
I don't remember which game that was, it may be Spidey 1.

 

[Chris Wallace]

I always liked "Quick, Spider-Lad! You rescue the pilot while I go after the bad guys...wait a minute; I don't have a sidekick."
Spider-Man 2: Enter Electro

 

[Spider-Girl]

Classic!

 

[Chris Wallace]

I also liked "This hurts already" from Ultimate.

 

[Human Spidey]

I just like the way he talks on Ultimate Spiderman.
One good quote is when MJ tells you to go and tackle Rhino, Spidey goes;

"Is that a Rhinoceros Horn or are you just happy to see,... i'm so scared i can't even finish my lame joke"

 

[Chris Wallace]

:You're lucky I'm a good sport; no intelligent person would ever agree to these tests.
QB: Did you hear that, ladies and gentlemen? Spider-Man just admitted he was stupid!
You're a sad little man, Beck.
QB: I know you are, but what am I?
: I can't believe you just said that.

Spider-Man 2: The movie

 

[Spideys Sister]

In the Green Goblin leval of USM when they fight in the latvarien Ebbasy Spidey says: I have officially run out of ways to say 'ow' "

 

[Chris Wallace]

Yeah, that was a good one, too. Along with "This oughtta knock the crazy out of you" & "Only you can prevent Spider-Man fires."

 

[evil_squirrel]

I just like the way he talks on Ultimate Spiderman.
One good quote is when MJ tells you to go and tackle Rhino, Spidey goes;

"Is that a Rhinoceros Horn or are you just happy to see,... i'm so scared i can't even finish my lame joke"

That one is my favorite line of the game.

 

[Spideys Sister]

Yeah, that was a good one, too. Along with "This oughtta knock the crazy out of you" & "Only you can prevent Spider-Man fires."

Spideys gets mad at one point and says, "I am going to smack the green right off of you."

 

[webhead731]

I have alot. I can't think of everyone of them, but....

Ultimate Spider-Man

Spider-Man: [To Green Goblin.] How does it feel to get your butt kicked by a fifteen year old kid?!

Spider-Man: [To Rhino.] Hey you, is that a horn on your head or are you just glad to see....I'm so scared I can't even finish my lame joke.

Spider-Man: [Falls in water.] Awww man I suck!

Spider-Man: [To Green Goblin.] I'm going to smack the green right off you....

Spider-Man: [To Green Goblin.] The fist bone's connected to the, face bone!

Spider-Man: [To Beetle.] Did that instruction book for your suit say anything about aiming straight?

Spider-Man: [To Green Goblin.] Aww little fella's all tuckered out.

Spider-Man: [To Green Goblin.] What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Spider-Man: The Movie

Spider-Man: [To Shocker.] So...You must be Quilt Man? Patted Pete? Oh wait, I've got it! [In deep voice.] THE CUSHION!

Spider-Man: [To Shocker.] Hey Shock say, "I'll squash you like a bug!" It always cracks me up when people say that!

Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man: Mysterio? I think I had a bowl of Mysterios for breakfast.

Spider-Man: [To Shocker after defeating him the second time.] She's pretty amazing don't you think Shock?
Shocker: I think my career has it a new low.
Spider-Man: Ah, who cares what you think.

And alot more!

 

[Chris Wallace]

I think my all-time favorite has got to be:
Green Goblin: There's no reason for us to fight! We're the same, you and me-we're like brothers!
Spider-Man: Oh, yeah? Well, I'm telling Mom!
Spider-Man; the Movie

 

[Red]

From "Spider-Man 2"?
From now on, state the game.

You never said to state the game...

 

[Red]

Ultimate Spider-Man

"This hurts already."

 

[Chris Wallace]

You never said to state the game...

Hence, "From now on..."

 

[Red]

Hence, "From now on..."

Dude its surposed to be fun, don't take things so serious.

 

[Chris Wallace]

I'm not. We're cool.
What about...
"I gotta say, you look just like me. Except, you're more 'angry back alley' than 'friendly neighborhood'."
Spider-Man PS1

 

[SpideyFan85]

I'm not. We're cool.
What about...
"I gotta say, you look just like me. Except, you're more 'angry back alley' than 'friendly neighborhood'."
Spider-Man PS1

Who was he talking to here?

 

[Chris Wallace]

His double, who turns out to be Mysterio.

 

[Chris Wallace]

"Give it to me straight; do I look aft in these tights?"
"This looks like a job for...some kind of swimming superhero. But since none are around I guess I'll have to do it"
Spider-Man 2

 

[webhead731]

LOL!

I love those!^

 

[Chris Wallace]

Another one from the Quentin Back challenge:
Spidey: You missed your calling as a playground designer, Beck.
QB: And you missed yours as a rejected has-been! But that will be rectified soon enough!
SPidey: Psychologists call that 'projecting', Beck.