Five-Minute Spider-Man 3

[The Squirrel]

NICE all your five minute work is great!

 

[Zev]

Bump to annouce Five-Minute Batman Begins. Yeah.

 

[Gamma Burst]

Bump to annouce Five-Minute Batman Begins. Yeah.

Thanks for the news

 

[spiderfan08]

that is funny. can't wait to read bb.

 

[Silverstein]

Zev, you rock. Can I use one skit as my sig?

"THOMAS HADEN CHURCH: So, which of us gets the big battle with Spider-Man?

HARRY: I get redeemed at the end, so you, I guess.

THOMAS HADEN CHURCH: I'm having the Best Week Ever!"-Zev

Like this?

 

[Zev]

Can't see why not. Go for it... it won't be the first time I've been quoted (and it's always an honor).

 

[Prophet924]

DOCTOR OCTOPUS 2: I just wanna be noticed.

I called TBS and the operator said this thread was a laugh out loud but not too loud to wake my sleeping mother as I surf in her basement type of funny.

Thwipp!

 

[Ben Grimm]

THOMAS HADEN CHURCH: I'm having the Best Week Ever!"-Zev

/QUOTE]

Ohh man lol.

 

[Mauser9910]

Oooh. Left-handed compliment. It would be nice if you gave some constructive criticism of my fanfic over on its thread, though.

I like the movies too, I'm just having a little fun with them.

And I think a Five-Minute Spider-Man Comics would look something like this.

"Spider-Man, you get your powers from magic spiders!"

"Whoa!

"Spider-Man, Gwen and the Green Goblin had sex!"

"Whoa!"

"Spider-Man, now you have organic webbing!"

"Wh... wait, what?"

"Spider-Man, you're a member of the Avengers!"

"Wait a minute, hold it, hold it!"

"Spider-Man, Wolverine, your fellow Avenger, is hitting on your wife!"

"Who writes this ****?"

"Spider-Man, you're being tempted to infidelity by an underage girl who looks like her mother, Gwen Stacy."

"You people are sick. You're really, really sick."

"Spider-Man, Aunt May and Jarvis are gettin' biz-ay!"

"**** this, I'm going bowling."

Now that's funny ! And sad. And true.

 

[Flare]

Bump to annouce Five-Minute Batman Begins. Yeah.

You are a genius...I must say it again...GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zev]

Five-Minute Fantastic Four 2 is alive! It's alive!

 

[Alexia Dark]

Bump to annouce Five-Minute Batman Begins. Yeah.

Hey... don't diss Andy's music. I greatly enjoy singing it.

 

[Gobbykillspidey]

FUNNY AS hELL

 

[Zev]

It's baaaaaaaaaaack.

Five-Minute Elektra.

 

[ninjaspyder13]

Excellent.

 

[Zev]

Some people would say that it's wrong to make fun of a movie about AIDS.

I am not one of those people.

Five-Minute Rent

Why? Because **** BOHEMIANS, that's why.

 

[Zev]

Five-Minute Spider-Man: The Other

Because when comic books suck as much as comic book movies, something has to be done.

 

[Niobe]

You should e-mail it to Straczynski

 

[ProjectPat2280]

Im in the minority apparently, but i didnt think that was funny.

 

[General_Grievous]

Brilliant. I always enjoy these.

 

[Shin-Natsume]

hnm reads better than that fake script that was released a while ago...

 

[Brainiac 8]

LOL that's pretty funny.

 

[Zev]

Enjoy a topical sneak preview with Five-Minute The Da Vinci Code 2: Da Vinci Harder!

 

[Capt Throbberson]

SPIDER-MAN: Nothing, it's just that you don't even have a costume and you STILL look better than the Green Goblin.

Too true

 

[sag002]

I tip my hat to you. BRAVO!!