Mr. Magoo said:
Uhh... okay. Seeing as this thread is 46 posts strong, what I'm about to say has probably been said, but all of these...
...first of all, most people don't think "too many villains" and "fast-edit fight scenes" are necessarily bad. They associate them with bad movies like Batman & Robin and Daredevil, and they should, because both of those movies had more problems than the two or three you listed.
Second of all, Spider-Man's dialogue was nowhere near as cheesy as Fantastic Four's. Not even close. Find me one "cheesy" line of dialogue in Spider-Man and I'll find you four more in Fantastic Four.
Your on!
Every word uttered by green goblin!
You owe me ten thousand lines.
But this is silly actually. It should be about quality and not quantity, (although spidey would still win in that catergory). Spidey had some top notch grade A cheese. I don't remember any lines well enough to sit here and recite them but I remembered how I cringed.
Actually I don't have a huge problem with the cheese in either of those movies. I found it to be kind of charming in FF and it was only one of my more minor problems with Spiderman. I only mention it because others seem to have a big problem with the cheese in FF. And the reason why I can't accept the cheese in spidey is because the rest of the movie tries to have this seemingly naturalistic dialgoue thats very un-comicbook-ish... then they hit you with ridiculous lines that sound like they came straight from a power rangers script and the over the top delivery doesn't help either. It seems awkward and out of place. The dialogue in FF on the other hand was fluff from beginning to end which made it easier to swallow and less intrusive. I was able to reach a comfort zone with the cheese.
Both movies are still cheesy but only one is called out for its cheesiness.
You obviously like a lot of superhero movies that are considered mediocre and are angry that more people don't agree,
I'm more angry about the bias
but I ask you: why do you think the offenses you listed were "ignored" in Spider-Man?
You obviously like the spiderman movie and are angry that I'm calling it out
Do you think it's just some conspiracy that you weren't told about to only like certain films? Don't you think that most comic fans would want to overlook the same problem in both films?
I don't know if I'd go so far as to call it a conspiracy. And no I don't think most comic fans want to overlook the same problems. They are very selective. Heres the fact: People make their minds up about the movies waaaaay before they see them. People determined that BB was the greatest movie ever months before the movie came out. Check the archives for evidence. People also determined that FF was a pile of crap months before it came out... same with X3. So how were these conclusions drawn in the absence of clandestine abilities? The criteria is as follows:
Who is the character
Who is the director
Who is the lead actor/actress.
Which is why an ant man movie starring Ben Affleck directed by an unknown would be DOA. (regardless of how good it is)
The good just doesn't outweigh the bad in Fantastic Four the same way it did in Spider-Man. For most people, anyway. I mean it's ridiculous to say "well, Fantastic Four was full of cheesy dialogue, and I'm pretty sure I heard a cheesy line or two in Spider-Man, so they're the exact same movie." It doesn't work like that, and anyone who thinks otherwise is just deluding themselves.
I never said any of that. Your making a lot of assumptions. I'm gonna state my personal opinions and all but I'm actually trying to be objective here. I'm not saying FF and spidey are the same. I think BB is superior to Batman 2, 3, 4 and X3. It may sound like I'm trying to defend them but in reality I hate all those movies with a vengeance.