Fly in my fries

[Vilya]

Today i went out to have lunch at a fast food joint and ordered a burger and fries, as i was munching down i thought wow those fries taste great today. Almost finished the entire packet when lo and behold! a dead fly rests at the bottom. Anybody has similar experience?

 

[The Spawn]

Fast Food = Against all that makes me physically fit

 

[The Spawn]

I did find blue cheese in a salad once...I hate blue cheese.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Why didn't you sue them for 100 Million dollars?

 

[Catman]

Why didn't you sue them for 100 Million dollars?

Exactly! Then, make a lame joke about it cause, MAN, I'm tired of that fly in my soup joke.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

the fly is probably the best thing for you, nutritionally speaking.

 

[Catman]

the fly is probably the best thing for you, nutritionally speaking.

You disgust me, fly eater!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Exactly! Then, make a lame joke about it cause, MAN, I'm tired of that fly in my soup joke.

But the appropriate lame joke here is arguably just as tired......"My server musta been Japanese 'cause I ordered fRies, but he gave me fLies."

 

[Catman]

Thats horrible!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

you know, "flied lice"...

 

[Mee]

I bet it layed eggs all over them and now you have fly babies inside you.


Which sounds like a rap song. "HEY MAN, dat baby so FLY!"
Can ya dig it?

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I bet it layed eggs all over them and now you have fly babies inside you.

Lawls.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That'd be a cool Pixar movie.
A city of cute fly babies living in Vilya's stomach, Coke tsunami hits them like Katrina.

 

[Mee]

Then some of them are blown out in a fart like a tornado.

 

[tzarinna]

I went to get some a carry out at a pretty decent place.
Crab cake sandwich,my side was to be a salad. When I went to the salad bar and lifted up the lid to the lettuce I saw some bugs running away from where I lifted the lid. Looked like roaches.
I left. I really need to call somebody about that.
I feel sick.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Man, I love that regal speech..."My side was to be a salad."

 

[Mee]

Nice follow up to a fart joke too.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

nice antidote to a fart joke

 

[Mee]

I don't know what came over me.


Probably just gas.

 

[Kaboom]

in light of the above, i am still not deterred from going to mcds tomorrow to get a hundred six piece mcnuggets. they are only 1 buck.

 

[Mee]

You go girl!

 

[Kaboom]

boy

 

[Mee]

I thought so.

But that's not the phrase. Where did you grow up?

 

[Kritish]

That'd be a cool Pixar movie.
A city of cute fly babies living in Vilya's stomach, Coke tsunami hits them like Katrina.

*snort* t:

 

[Assassin]

in light of the above, i am still not deterred from going to mcds tomorrow to get a hundred six piece mcnuggets. they are only 1 buck.

six?