Foreigners on the phone-Gotta LOVE 'em

[Lunar_Wolf]

Me: Hi, I booked a room from Friday the 14th to Monday the 17th, but I never received the email with my conformation number. Could you resend that email again please.

Guy 1(Indian): Sir, what part of the hotel would you like me to put you through.

Me: Ummm, I presume this is the front desk?

Guy 1: What part of the hotel would like me to put you through.

Me: Where I can get help with sending me on my confromation number?

Guy 1: One moment.

*Music plays*

Guy 2(Indian): Hello.

Me: Hi, I booked a room from Friday the 14th to Monday the 17th, but I never received the email with my confrontation number. Could you resend that email again please.

Guy 2: Can I have your surname please?

Me: O' Doh-

Guy 2: Sorry, could you spell it?

Me: O'.....D....o...h..

Guy 2: Sorry sir, O for oranges, D for door

He does this for my whole name.

Guy 2: You are not booked in.

Me: I am booked in....

Guy 2: What is your conformation number?

Me: This is why I'm ringing, it was meant to be emailed on to me.

Guy 2: You are not booked in.

Me: I booked by credit card, I can give you the number on it.

Guy 2: What is your surname?

Me: I just gave you my surname, it's O' Doherty.

He starts to get aggravated.

Guy 2: Sir, you need to spell that for me, I don't know how to spell it.


I hang up at this point.



Tell me your nice stories.

 

[Wiseman]

My dad is a foreigner, does that count as talking to a foreigner on the phone?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

My dad is a foreigner, does that count as talking to a foreigner on the phone?

Wait, was I talking to your dad on the phone?

 

[Wiseman]

no, he's not indian

 

[Immortalfire]

You people are as cold as ice. Don't play head games with people on the phone, they just wanna know what love is.

 

[Logan's Lady]

no, he's not indian

I didn't know God had an accent...

would you mind giving me His phone number.. I have LOTS Of things Id love to talk to Him about

 

[Wiseman]

I didn't know God had an accent...

would you mind giving me His phone number.. I have LOTS Of things Id love to talk to Him about

Sorry, he doesn't go for married chicks. He likes virgins

 

[Logan's Lady]

Sorry, he doesn't go for married chicks. He likes virgins

I wasn't asking for His number to have phone sex with him
I wanted to talk to Him about life issues

 

[huskerwebhead]

If it's that bad just ask to speak to someone who speaks english. That might get you to a supervisor, but they all have somewhere they can send you in those situations.

 

[Wiseman]

I wasn't asking for His number to have phone sex with him
I wanted to talk to Him about life issues

He's not old testament God anymore, he doesn't interfere like that

 

[Wiseman]

You people are as cold as ice. Don't play head games with people on the phone, they just wanna know what love is.

You know, when I read the title I did think this was about the band

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

He's not old testament God anymore, he doesn't interfere like that

He was a big player back in the days. Legend in his own right.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

You know, when I read the title I did think this was about the band

''Feels like the first time, uh uh, feels like the very first time''

 

[Logan's Lady]

''Feels like the first time, uh uh, feels like the very first time''

That's not Foreigner... that's Madonna

 

[Majic Walrus]

You know Indians speak English as their first language. Did you ever stop to wonder what they think?

"Goddamn American accent. I can't understand a goddamn word this *******s say."

 

[Wiseman]

You know Indians speak English as their first language. Did you ever stop to wonder what they think?

"Goddamn American accent. I can't understand a goddamn word this *******s say."

Don't be stupid, I'm an american. Of course I never stopped to think about anyone else

 

[ross2287]

For some reason, I thought this was going to be a thread about the band Foreigner...

EDIT: Someone beat me to it.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

That's not Foreigner... that's Madonna

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Get with it homeslice!

 

[Logan's Lady]

Get with it homeslice!

oops

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

oops

And knowing is half the battle

 

[Logan's Lady]

and knowing is half the battle

G.I. Joe!

 

[Prison Mike]

That's not Foreigner... that's Madonna

why would you ever think that was a Madonna song?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Don't be stupid, I'm an american. Of course I never stopped to think about anyone else

Well played.

 

[ComicChick]

this is just as bad as when you call and have to "speak" with the voice automated thing before you can talk to a real person.

i just keep pressing "0" or saying operator until they patch me

 

[Maximus One]

I just got xbox live for the first time a few months back and was loving playing with these lil 13 year old british kids. HAHA it was tripping me out hearing them all like "Move move! Shoot him in the head!" I was just like "LOL oh man this is great"