Freaking Sweet!!!!! Guns Rule!

[BillyZaned]

http://www.mywifevsthedeserteagle.com/

the fact that this website exists is hilarious...

 

[Venom 1988]

I remember this video....

So I guess the rednecks behind it are finally trying to cash in on it?

 

[ChickenScratch]

I'm not a fan of guns, in fact the first time I fired one was this summer when my cuz dragged me to the range. However, I did fall in love with the Desert Eagle that day, I'm getting one, and the Baby Eagle too!

 

[Steel Thunder]

I'm not a fan of guns, in fact the first time I fired one was this summer when my cuz dragged me to the range. However, I did fall in love with the Desert Eagle that day, I'm getting one, and the Baby Eagle too!

In Europe we fall in love with a beautiful woman....

....in America, a gun.

 

[BillyZaned]

In Soviet Russia, Gun Shoots You!

 

[Majic Walrus]

Beautiful women can cheat on you. Guns very rarely cheat on you.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Beautiful women can cheat on you. Guns very rarely cheat on you.

Yeah it may not cheat but depending on the type it can sure as hell jam on you

 

[Majic Walrus]

Yeah it may not cheat but depending on the type it can sure as hell jam on you

I guess it's better to have a woman jam on you than a gun.

 

[ChickenScratch]

In Europe we fall in love with a beautiful woman....

....in America, a gun.

Hey, it's my first "gun love," I've already got a chick.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

In Soviet Russia, Gun Shoots You!

In Germany, people shoot guns.

 

[Motown Marvel]

Beautiful women can cheat on you. Guns very rarely cheat on you.

well, considering that just by owning a gun you're far more likely to get shot by a gun....i'd feel cheated.

 

[Majic Walrus]

well, considering that just by owning a gun you're far more likely to get shot by a gun....i'd feel cheated.

I don't buy that.

 

[SuperFerret]

Well, logically by being near something, you have a higher possibility of getting injured by it.

 

[[A]]

Ohh you gun-nuts.. where would we find comedy without you..?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Well, logically by being near something, you have a higher possibility of getting injured by it.

I disagree.

I ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich today. I made one for me and my roommate "Joe". So "Joe" ate and sandwich and so did I. I am fine. "Joe" is dead.

"Joe" is allergic to peanuts. The ****er is dead because he's too stupid not to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich even though he's allergic to it. We both live the same distance away from the object in question but only one of us was a dumbass. That dumbass is also dead.


This story has been fictitious. Any similarities to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. However if you're dumb enough to eat a ****ing PB&J when you're allergic to the "P" you're a dumbass.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Beautiful women can cheat on you. Guns very rarely cheat on you.

Beautiful women can cheat on you. Guns very rarely cheat on you.

This sounds so familiar. Did you copy what I already said or were you just to lazy to read the thread?

 

[katie_girl09]

This sounds so familiar. Did you copy what I already said or were you just too lazy to read the thread?

Fixed. Now, now, Walrus. "Too" is what you want when you're talking about something being in excess!

/Stuck up spelling Nazi

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Yee-Haw ye varmits! I loves me some o' dat dere gun shootin'! I too loves me some o' dat dere incest!

 

[BillyZaned]

Yee-Haw ye varmits! I loves me some o' dat dere gun shootin'! I too loves me some o' dat dere incest!

you notice he describes his wife as his sister throughout....

 

[Majic Walrus]

Fixed. Now, now, Walrus. "Too" is what you want when you're talking about something being in excess!

/Stuck up spelling Nazi

I love you.

 

[knowsbleed]

I've heard the phrase somewhere that beautiful women can cheat on you. Guns very rarely cheat on you.

 

[Majic Walrus]

 

[BillyZaned]

I always heard from women

Men nearly always shoot early, guns don't go off until you want them too

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I disagree.

I ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich today. I made one for me and my roommate "Joe". So "Joe" ate and sandwich and so did I. I am fine. "Joe" is dead.

"Joe" is allergic to peanuts. The ****er is dead because he's too stupid not to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich even though he's allergic to it. We both live the same distance away from the object in question but only one of us was a dumbass. That dumbass is also dead.


This story has been fictitious. Any similarities to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. However if you're dumb enough to eat a ****ing PB&J when you're allergic to the "P" you're a dumbass.

I :heart: U

 

[chamber-music]

In Soviet Russia, Gun Shoots You!

In Germany, people shoot guns.

And Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do!