Frick 'n' fracking nonsense

[Lurk]

So what's got you frustrated today?

Good timing, I almost started this thread an hour ago.

I HATE OFFICES

One chick burps everyday, all afternoon after lunch. I don't mind regular burps, you can't help that, but you cover your mouth or stifle it a little cuz you're at work. No biggie. I couldn't care less how loud you burp at home. But I swear, this lady is going for an echo. It's an open-mouthed, reverberating belch. Continually. Right after she eats her microwaved Indian leftovers that stink up ten cubes in either direction.

Today, the lovely lady across from me has apparently never heard of kleenex. Everyone is guilty of sniffling too much, but this woman is snorting like she's going to hoark a loogy. It's not even once in a while, it's every ten seconds. AND SHE DIALS ON SPEAKERPHONE. I'm ready to jump over the wall and beat her with her phone.

 

[BRUTAL]

The only solution...

light the building on fire...

 

[Lurk]

no pic - I'm guessing it has something to do with Milton?

 

[BRUTAL]

yes pic, and... yes

 

[tzarinna]

The fact that guys at work think a woman needs a man. They just won't let it go that I'm not interested in dating/getting married. Get the **** over it already,join me in the 21st century for ****'s sake. "Oh,Toni you'll find/meet someone". I'm pretty ****ing complete. This broken record is so ****ing old. This comes from the same mother****ers that have no shame in the telling me and anyone else within ear shot that they cheat on their
wives. :

 

[tzarinna]

I almost feel better.






Not.

 

[BRUTAL]

Wanna go out sometime?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You leap at every opportunity huh?

It was just because right when I saw this thread a Christian had just been telling me that he's cool with slitting sheep throat and painting the doors with the blood or God will kill your son and stuff, which, as always, frustrated me.

 

[tzarinna]

Other than that and my friend suddenly coming out as a schizophrenic, things are all right today.

Dated one a year ago. It's one of the reasons I'm all ****ed up.

Wanna go out sometime?

I don't date. I'm celibate and it's to much like dangling a piece of meat in front of a ravenous warthog.

 

[BRUTAL]

I don't date. I'm celibate and it's to much like dangling a piece of meat in front of a ravenous warthog.

Should this have turned me on?

 

[thedeadite]

right now IBS is frustrating me...if you know what it is..you'll understand..if not you really don't wanna know.

and yeah..i'm not sure how to feel about that quote either brutal...

 

[Neto Magnus]

I hate Christmas plain and simple.

 

[redmarvel]

argggh

So... first the controlling company in the states insists that we log all problems as tickets on this particular web site. They also insist that we update our tickets to show progress. Fine, understood. However, the website would freeze our PC's quite often so we eventually only went into it whenever we actually had to do an update. (Which meant that if someone put a ticket in for us we wouldn't find out about it until we had to do an update for some other project).

Yesterday the site was "upgraded" because the software provider would no longer support the version we used... Now we can no longer list the tickets we put in that were closed. We can no longer set up the e-mail options to notify us when someone closes one of our tickets. We can no longer see immediatly only the stuff that is in our queue (we have to go through about 5 different steps to do this). And best of all, it just CRASHED!!!

*voice dripping with sarcasm* great upgrade folks!!! we're really impressed.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

It was just because right when I saw this thread a Christian had just been telling me that he's cool with slitting sheep throat and painting the doors with the blood or God will kill your son and stuff, which, as always, frustrated me.

In regards to the plagues, how bad can the frog one be really?

Locusts? scary ****

Blood rivers? whoa

Dead babies?

Frogs? awesome!

 

[arachnid-guy]

What's up with me?

Oh just the usual pitiful teenage romantic crap.

I like a girl....she likes me.

We both like each other basically.

[i've heard this from various sources in my school- around 4 different parties have told me this information! apparently she thinks i dont like her: when I DO! ]

Problem is: I have yet to actually really properly speak to her. And she to me. We aren't shy or anything...just...we sorta pass each other in the halls, we're almost always on our way to class...or whatever.

She's REALLY cute and pretty....and she seems like a really nice person [so people have told me].

Now the REAL problem is: She has a 20 year old bf- whom she is going to break up with SOON [according to her close friends].


He is an absolute PSYCHO.


So....i like this girl, she likes me. BARE.

We hardly speak [odd, this. just the situation hasnt arised. it really is odd!].

And she has a 20 yr old psycho bf.






...great.



I might make a new thread.

 

[redmarvel]

Until she breaks up with her boyfriend everything else is just smoke and mirrors.

 

[jaguarr]

argggh

So... first the controlling company in the states insists that we log all problems as tickets on this particular web site. They also insist that we update our tickets to show progress. Fine, understood. However, the website would freeze our PC's quite often so we eventually only went into it whenever we actually had to do an update. (Which meant that if someone put a ticket in for us we wouldn't find out about it until we had to do an update for some other project).

Yesterday the site was "upgraded" because the software provider would no longer support the version we used... Now we can no longer list the tickets we put in that were closed. We can no longer set up the e-mail options to notify us when someone closes one of our tickets. We can no longer see immediatly only the stuff that is in our queue (we have to go through about 5 different steps to do this). And best of all, it just CRASHED!!!

*voice dripping with sarcasm* great upgrade folks!!! we're really impressed.

Welcome to the world of Windows. What did you think you were going to do today?

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

for some reason i'm listening to celine dion- which is pissing me off
i was going to do the tree but the guy who was going to do it not only went out drinking yesterday when he was meant to do it but said he couldn't do it today because he has a hangover, a toothache and a sore arm. that really pisses me off

You were gonna do the tree?

 

[AndThePickles]

In regards to the plagues, how bad can the frog one be really?

Locusts? scary ****

Blood rivers? whoa

Dead babies?

Frogs? awesome!

Don't you mean dead babies- more food for you?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Mmmm...sinful Jewish/Egyptian Baby Pie...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Even if I had children, why slaughter a perfectly good sheep?