Frozen Pizza

[Sawyer]

If you're a frozen pizza, and you aren't from California Pizza Kitchen, then you can just

Amirite?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

eh... I'm a Boboli crust and leftover sauce and meatballs kinda guy.

 

[Charlie Boy]

CPK frozen pizza's are expensive. If I'm eating frozen pizza, then that means I'm broke.

 

[Doc Ock]

If you're a frozen pizza, and you aren't from California Pizza Kitchen, then you can just

Agreed, Digiorno can suck it.

 

[Sawyer]

CPK frozen pizza's are expensive. If I'm eating frozen pizza, then that means I'm broke.

Good point, but still...

Agreed, Digiorno can suck it.

DiGiorno is straight garbage, son.

 

[Sawyer]

I'm really starting to think we need a Food subsection in the community.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm really starting to think we need a Food subsection in the community.

Well only two people could possibly moderate it. You, or Joe Lo Truglio's character from BROOKLYN NINE-NINE.

 

[DarkSentinel]

CPK frozen pizza is a lie. Get it from the restaurant you lazy bum.

 

[Doc Ock]

My favorite. I eat it too fast though.

Spoiler

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

CPK frozen pizza is a lie. Get it from the restaurant you lazy bum.

Fake boobs are a lie to... And just like supermarket bought pizza... They often can be delicious lies!!

 

[Sawyer]

Well only two people could possibly moderate it. You, or Joe Lo Truglio's character from BROOKLYN NINE-NINE.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Fake boobs are a lie to... And just like supermarket bought pizza... They often can be delicious lies!!

....shaddup.

 

[Sawyer]

CPK frozen pizza is a lie. Get it from the restaurant you lazy bum.

GTFO, DS, you don't know about food. If it were up to you, we'd all be eating marshmallow creme on white bread!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

GTFO, DS, you don't know about food. If it were up to you, we'd all be eating marshmallow creme on white bread!

I believe those are called "Josh Fingers".

 

[DarkSentinel]

GTFO, DS, you don't know about food. If it were up to you, we'd all be eating marshmallow creme on white bread!

......pie.

 

[Sawyer]

......pie.

We all know your pie shtick is just a smokescreen.

 

[Tempest]

Red Baron pizza. Is sooo good.

 

[DarkSentinel]

We all know your pie shtick is just a smokescreen.

Is it though?

Because I could regale you with tales of CPK's barbecue chicken pizza fresh from the oven.

You can't replicate that **** with a microwave or toaster oven.

 

[Lily Adler]

So this isn't an Olaf or Elsa shaped pizza?

 

[Tempest]

So this isn't an Olaf or Elsa shaped pizza?

Just let it go. Let it go...

 

[Sawyer]

So this isn't an Olaf or Elsa shaped pizza?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Was Olaf the snowman?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I wish I could find and post Jon Stewart's rant about Donald Trump eating pizza with a fork and knife... Greatest rant about pizza EVER.

 

[DarkSentinel]

The only pizza acceptable to be eaten with a fork and knife is a Chicago deep dish.

 

[Doc Ock]

Did you hoomans not here Sawyer? California. Pizza. Kitchen. Forget that other junk.