Funniest Lines of X3?

[Savage]

What do you think was the funniest line?

"I'm the Juggernaut, b!*ch" had the whole audience laughing like crazy!!!

hahaha. Got that too.

My favorite moment was this morning when my brother and I walked up to each other. We both went to see it at seperate theaters last night but we both said in unison "Don't you know who I am? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, B**CH!" and bursted out laughing.

 

[Steelsheen]

funniest moment wasn't a line, but the woman locking her car door in front of Magneto and the brotherhood on the bridge.

LOL yeah!

 

[Strgts]

Colossus holding the TV, "I'm the Juggernaught *****" & "Grow these got the audience laughing

 

[lolysmile]

Favourite X3 lines, I can't remember all of them exactly the way they were said but oh well. (These are not in an specific order)

1. Are you going to let me out of here 'cause I need to pee! -Juggernaut
2. How are we going to get there(or something like that) 'cause I don't swim - Juggernaut
3. I'm not playing d--- head! - Kitty/Shadowcat
4. Don't you know who I am?! I'm the Juggernaut b---!(I didn't find that really funny but everyone else in the theatre seemed to...)-Juggernaut
5. The scene where Collusus was shown carrying the t.v when Bobby went to look for Rogue in her room(wasn't really that funny though...)
6. When the woman in the car locked it up when she saw Magneto
7. When the water from the hose shot upwards to the sky due to Jean's powers(well, there were only a few giggles)
8. When Mystique was held captive in the truck and threatened the guard to kill him herself when under disguise as a little girl

 

[WorthyStevens]

It wasn't a line, but alot of people laughed at the part where the Mercedes mom locks her cardoor after Magneto did his thing with the GGB.

 

[dr venture]

It wasn't a line but when the Pres asked how they found out where Magneto was in the forest and they showed Mystique telling them everything nearly everyone in the theater was laughing.

 

[Savage]

The interrogation scene was pretty funny too. That all the board members turned to look at the screen simultaniously, just in time to see Mystique beat up their interrogators. It was funny in a "What are the odds of that happening?" way. Like checking on your pot rost just in time to see the kitchen ablaze.

 

[HCpride]

i was under the impression that magneto locked the car door as the lady was reaching for the handle
guess i was wrong

 

[flavio_lebeau]

not for me, but here is the response from the audience:
biggest laugh: Look who's talking
2nd biggest: Mystique as the President and as a lil girl
3rd: Grow those back
4th: Presiddent' line about Mystique (betrayed woman)
5th: Who' hiding, ********?

they also laughed at car locking scene, Jean playing with needles, Kitty "hiding" from Juugs, "OH, you get the point" and a few others...

 

[Blackpanther22]

"Grow those back" was most definetly the funniest moment. Oh and the woman loking her car door on the brige. Also Juggs/Kitty. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." And Wolvie calling Beast "Furball"

 

[ororoandme]

It really bothers me when people take offense to Xavier asking Storm to take over from him. I know Scott is the official leader of the X-Men, but Storm is also a very capable leader and has proven that time and time again. And she was the leader when the original X-Men were kidnapped and she proved very effective. And sometimes, she is alot more calm and collected than others and is respected alot more as well.

 

[villejo]

I'm the Juggernaut, *****!!!!!!

 

[Tissues]

My audience was laughing a lot at funny and unfunny moments. They kept laughing at Angel and Beast. I liked "Keep it up and I'll spray you in the face, *****," "I'm the Juggernaut, *****," The car lock, Kitty's remark towards Juggernaut's helmet, "I gotta pee," and "Grow those back."

 

[webhead731]

I also thought Magneto locked the car door.

 

[Spider-fan.]

I liked it when at the end when Beast is appointed US Ambassador and Wolverine watches it on tv he's like "Way to go, Furball" in a cynical but very proud voice. That got me cracking up.

 

[Spiderduff]

A funny remark that was said at the after the credits scene someone yelled "OH MY GOD!" I thought that was hilarious.

 

[Electrix]

'Come on'
*kick*
'Grow those back'

 

[TNC9852002]

OMG...Who WAS that guy?

I just read a few months ago about this mutant that could grow new limbs...I forgot his name though...

-TNC

 

[The Guard]

"Grow those back" was pretty funny, because of the sequence of events.

The funniest thing in the movie though is not a line. It had to be the "van scene" with the family and the Brotherhood. The audience just roared at that one.

 

[Capt Throbberson]

Angel's girly run

Jean taking off Logan's belt with her mind got some laughs too.

 

[WorthyStevens]

"Grow those back" was pretty funny, because of the sequence of events.

The funniest thing in the movie though is not a line. It had to be the "van scene" with the family and the Brotherhood. The audience just roared at that one.

I loved that part.

 

[LEX]

"Grow those back" was hilarious. My fave. "I'm the Juggernaut, *****!" comes in a close second.

 

[Loki225]

Am I the only one that thought the " grow those back " line was incredibly lame. If I want to laugh at a shot to the junk I'll just watch America's Funniest Home Videos or something. I thought a lot of the humor just fell flat but for some reason I did like Juggernaut's line about not being able to swim. I think it was just Vinnie Jones' delivery of it though.

 

[CapBeerCino]

"Director - Brett Ratner" and "screen play Simon Kinsberg and Zak Penn".

 

[Chris M]

"Director - Brett Ratner" and "screen play Simon Kinsberg and Zak Penn".

LOL!!

I actually felt a mild swell of rage when I saw those names proudly displayed 1st and 2nd.