Funniest Lines of X3?

[Wolfwood]

Another thing that happened in the theater.

One of my friends I saw it with asked me "Is that guy gay?" (Meaning Arclight.)
And I'm like "No that's a woman."

Then he just said "Oh."

lmao, Yah I got the same response, I had friends thinking it was a Prince knock-off.

 

[Proteus-X312]

All of the scenes mentioned here I thought were funny too.At the scene in the end credits(Went to see it again)after Xavier talks to Moira a girl in the rows above me yelled "Holy ****".It was very funny.

 

[grey_jeanie]

"Grow those back" was hilarious. My fave. "I'm the Juggernaut, *****!" comes in a close second.

I thought you were classier than that.

I thought those one-liners, although they were quite funny and some would say broke the tension so it wouldn't be a thoroughly sombre movie, but I felt they didnt quite work with the serious subject matter all the time.

 

[LEX]

I thought you were classier than that.

Is it such a crime for me to enjoy something?

Not my fault if you didn't enjoy the lines.

 

[Savage]

Am I the only one that thought the " grow those back " line was incredibly lame. If I want to laugh at a shot to the junk I'll just watch America's Funniest Home Videos or something. I thought a lot of the humor just fell flat but for some reason I did like Juggernaut's line about not being able to swim. I think it was just Vinnie Jones' delivery of it though.

Yes. Yes you are.

 

[Savage]

Angel's girly run

lol. Thought I was the only one who noticed.

 

[Warhammer]

"Try Growing those back".
"I'm th Juggernaut, b****!"
"Go, furball"

 

[Matt.S99]

im the juggernaught b*tch,mr.president..SHUT UP,you are gonna get me outta here,i need to pee,i hear your quite an animal..look whos talking,try growing those back
btw,did anyone notice when magneto ws 'human',he still managed to move the chess piece?i was in shock

 

[PhoenixRising]

I know its not a line from the movie but....

During the scene where Jean and Logan are about to **** in the infirmary, some 25 year old girl was like "Uh oh, her vagina is gonna eat another one"

Also, nearing the end, that same girl after watching Storm kill Callisto on the fence she said "That ***** got fried."

And then again, when Quill, Psylocke, and Arclite were running out and got killed by Jean, the very same lady said "Omg........... That tranny got evaporated...." (Meaning Arclite)

I laughed so hard....

 

[Ebil Gig]

I laughed at Juggs' Keeps my face pretty line since I was thinking I salmon peace for pudding

I liked..

Beast:I hear your quite an animal.
Logan:Look whose talking.

Guard:I'll spray you in the face, *****

Mystique:Let me out!Don't you know who I am?I'm the president of the United States!
Guard: Oh Mr.President...Shut up!

Beast: Oh my stars and garters.

 

[PhoenixRising]

Best line ever....

Guard: Ill spray you in the face *****.

 

[MsNatchios]

The one-liners were actually pretty cheesy. Bryan's were a lot better in X2, especially..."Who is this guy?"

 

[Warhammer]

The one-liners were actually pretty cheesy. Bryan's were a lot better in X2, especially..."Who is this guy?"

You forgot "Yeah, save it".
The look on Nightcrawler's face was hilarious and still makes me laugh to this day, whenever I see that scene.

 

[wiegeabo]

Everyone in the theater was giggling as Wolverine cut those guy's arms off. Then when he kicked him and said "Grow those back.", the delivery just busted everyone at the theater up. It was great. Only a couple of people got the "I'm the Juggernaut" line. Although they did laugh after he ran for Kitty and Leech.

 

[webhead731]

My friends love the Kurt lines where he describes who he is in X2.

 

[The Batman]

Professor X: Actually, Storm, i was hoping you'd take my place one day

Wolverine: I'm the only one who can save her

Wolverine: I love you

And any line spoken by Halle Berry....

 

[Roughneck]

funniest moment wasn't a line, but the woman locking her car door in front of Magneto and the brotherhood on the bridge.

Huh....I figured Magneto Locked it.

 

[Roughneck]

All of the scenes mentioned here I thought were funny too.At the scene in the end credits(Went to see it again)after Xavier talks to Moira a girl in the rows above me yelled "Holy ****".It was very funny.

You didn't go to the Center Cinema's 4:10pm showing in Theater 4 in Edmonton did you?

Cause the same thing happened to me.

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

Prison Transport guard to Mystique who is in the form of The President of the U.S.,

"Oh, Mr. President?...SHUT UP!"

That just cracked me up.

 

[SBrooks1]

Juggernaut, ***** > any other line

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4TCFyiB8Vzo

 

[wolviechickie]

there were few laughs..most of them I all liked...

Wolverine, Juggers, Mags...

and the whole scene in the truck with Mystique

 

[WorthyStevens]

Multiple Man: I'm in.

 

[Specter313]

There were quite a few in both showings I saw, but mostly the first since it was mostly college kids. Let's see:

~ When Wolverine just shook off being hit in the face with the rock in the DR
~ Logan lighting the cigar on the car roof fire
~ "Look who's talking"
~ "You don't want to play games with me?" when Mystique turned into the interrogator
~ The truck guard's two lines "Mr President. SHUT UP." and the "Spray you in the face, *****."
~ "Did he just call me boy?"
~ Mystique turning into the girl got some laughs too because you knew it was her
~ "Told ya so."
~ Juggernaut's look on his face when he finally got the chance to fight Wolverine
~ Juggernaut *****, of course, as well as most of Vinnie's other lines
~ "Who says we're hiding, ********?"
~ "Grow those back."
~ Beast trying to quote someone, then just giving it up to kick more ass
~ Callisto's chin stud singeing after Storm zapped her
~ The mother locking the car door
~ Madrox staring at Mystique's ass and the way he delivered the "I give up" line

 

[The Kid]

I'll spray you in the face b***h.

this is was the laugh maker.

 

[TigerClaw]

Im surprised nobody hasnt mention this, But there is the scene that shows the soldiers arming themselfs and you hear the voice of R Lee Ermey, The guy who played the drill sargant from Full Medal Jacket, I dont remember all the lines he said, But from what I remember he said something like, Get your plastic weapons maggot!