Funny (or not!) Things You’d Love To See In A Batman Movie But Never Will =)

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    I thought this would be a really fun thread for all the creative Batman fans out there like me. Personally, I have a ton of things on this list… things I think would be really funny or great to see in a Batman film, that I know I never will… but then again maybe I DON’T want to see because it would be out of character, but still amusing to imagine. :woot: So I'll begin with...


    Batman has a huge fight with six thugs, and after a big action sequence with lots of awesome martial arts, lays them all out cold. He then crouches down in that oh-so-Batman way, with a fearsome scowl on his face and then .... slowly ... this HUGE GRIN spreads across his face because he just can't contain how pleased he is with himself.

    :word::grin::woot:
     
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    A Batusi homage during a monorail fight.
     
  3. Stotch the sequel!

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    A Batman and Joker shower scene.
     
  4. BubbaGump Bland User

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    By the way, this reminds me a lot of two pages Mee drew in his art thread.

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    The Harley-Ivy shower scene :cwink:
     
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    QFT.
     
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    No, Batman and Joker.
     
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    What - you can't have both :huh::huh::huh:
     
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    Yes you can. :huh:
     
  11. Redd Black Widow

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    I would love to see a full on ass kicking scene of Batman beating up Superman.

    I like both Batman and Superman but I would pay a lot of money to see that kind of fight.
     
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    Just Batman and Joker...fighting in the shower...and then slowly...they realize their most ultimate desires: Shampoo. They rub eachothers heads faster and harder with the shampoo saying "YEAH! Get that dandruff out!!!!".
     
  13. Magenta666 I Never Asked For This

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    i thought the current Joker was afraid of clean?
     
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    That's not considered clean ;)
     
  15. Magenta666 I Never Asked For This

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    xP now knives and shampoo....
     
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    You know him too well.
     
  17. Magenta666 I Never Asked For This

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    :hq:
     
  18. The Battousai Registered

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    "...nothin' in his pockets but knives and Dove..."
     
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    :hoboj::up:
     
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    HAHA! :grin:
     
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    To Rachel's hair: "Got a little product in ya...I like that..."
     
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    Wow, this Batman / Joker shower scene is getting really hot :grin: They can call each other freaks then... there is an uncomfortable pause, followed by soap bubbles, furious scrubbing, "fighting" and playing with knives. How kinky.

    :batman:

    You all are demented for starting this! :yay: But then I always thought the Batmanverse lended itself so easily to all sorts of twisted interpretations ... Selina has the whip and thigh-high boots... Batman wears black rubber and latex ...

    Oh - and that fan art was REALLY awesome... great job whoever made it!
     
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    ROFL!!!!
     
  24. Magenta666 I Never Asked For This

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    you guys dont want me to start digging out BatmanxJoker pics from Deviant art do you? :cwink:
     
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    Three words: Bat crotch shot. Of all of the things in the arsenal, he never used the most effective one (in the films, that I recall). A lot of his fights could have ended with a quick knee.
     

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