Funny (or not!) Things You’d Love To See In A Batman Movie But Never Will =)

[BatmanFanatic]

I thought this would be a really fun thread for all the creative Batman fans out there like me. Personally, I have a ton of things on this list… things I think would be really funny or great to see in a Batman film, that I know I never will… but then again maybe I DON’T want to see because it would be out of character, but still amusing to imagine. t: So I'll begin with...


Batman has a huge fight with six thugs, and after a big action sequence with lots of awesome martial arts, lays them all out cold. He then crouches down in that oh-so-Batman way, with a fearsome scowl on his face and then .... slowly ... this HUGE GRIN spreads across his face because he just can't contain how pleased he is with himself.

t:

 

[BubbaGump]

A Batusi homage during a monorail fight.

 

[Stotch]

A Batman and Joker shower scene.

 

[BubbaGump]

Batman has a huge fight with six thugs, and after a big action sequence with lots of awesome martial arts, lays them all out cold. He then crouches down in that oh-so-Batman way, with a fearsome scowl on his face and then .... slowly ... this HUGE GRIN spreads across his face because he just can't contain how pleased he is with himself.

By the way, this reminds me a lot of two pages Mee drew in his art thread.

Spoiler

 

[The Battousai]

A Batman and Joker shower scene.

The Harley-Ivy shower scene

 

[JStorm]

A Batman and Joker shower scene.

Oh!

QFT.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Spiderman.

 

[Stotch]

The Harley-Ivy shower scene

No, Batman and Joker.

 

[The Battousai]

No, Batman and Joker.

What - you can't have both

 

[BubbaGump]

What - you can't have both

Yes you can.

 

[Redd]

I would love to see a full on ass kicking scene of Batman beating up Superman.

I like both Batman and Superman but I would pay a lot of money to see that kind of fight.

 

[Stotch]

What - you can't have both

Just Batman and Joker...fighting in the shower...and then slowly...they realize their most ultimate desires: Shampoo. They rub eachothers heads faster and harder with the shampoo saying "YEAH! Get that dandruff out!!!!".

 

[Magenta666]

Just Batman and Joker...fighting in the shower...and then slowly...they realize their most ultimate desires: Shampoo. They rub eachothers heads faster and harder with the shampoo saying "YEAH! Get that dandruff out!!!!".

i thought the current Joker was afraid of clean?

 

[Stotch]

i thought the current Joker was afraid of clean?

That's not considered clean

 

[Magenta666]

That's not considered clean

xP now knives and shampoo....

 

[Stotch]

xP now knives and shampoo....

You know him too well.

 

[Magenta666]

You know him too well.

 

[The Battousai]

xP now knives and shampoo....

"...nothin' in his pockets but knives and Dove..."

 

[Stotch]

 

[Stotch]

"...nothin' in his pockets but knives and Dove..."

HAHA!

 

[The Battousai]

To Rachel's hair: "Got a little product in ya...I like that..."

 

[BatmanFanatic]

Wow, this Batman / Joker shower scene is getting really hot They can call each other freaks then... there is an uncomfortable pause, followed by soap bubbles, furious scrubbing, "fighting" and playing with knives. How kinky.



You all are demented for starting this! But then I always thought the Batmanverse lended itself so easily to all sorts of twisted interpretations ... Selina has the whip and thigh-high boots... Batman wears black rubber and latex ...

Oh - and that fan art was REALLY awesome... great job whoever made it!

 

[BatmanFanatic]

To Rachel's hair: "Got a little product in ya...I like that..."

ROFL!!!!

 

[Magenta666]

Wow, this Batman / Joker shower scene is getting really hot They can call each other freaks then... there is an uncomfortable pause, followed by soap bubbles, furious scrubbing, "fighting" and playing with knives. How kinky.



You all are demented for starting this! But then I always thought the Batmanverse lended itself so easily to all sorts of twisted interpretations ... Selina has the whip and thigh-high boots... Batman wears black rubber and latex ...

Oh - and that fan art was REALLY awesome... great job whoever made it!

you guys dont want me to start digging out BatmanxJoker pics from Deviant art do you?

 

[Spade]

Three words: Bat crotch shot. Of all of the things in the arsenal, he never used the most effective one (in the films, that I recall). A lot of his fights could have ended with a quick knee.