Funny (or not!) Things You’d Love To See In A Batman Movie But Never Will =)

"Tonight, people will dye...I'm a man of my worrrd...HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
 
I am so dying of laughter right now. Seriously, I think those in the other room are wondering what the hell I think is so funny... those stupid hair jokes... oh man =)

Okay, here's another....

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Batman is exposed to a mind-altering substance from one of the baddies. Suddenly, his playboy Wayne, and Batman personalities begin to merge in strange ways. He's out on the rooftops when he decides this is lame ... why not go cruse for chicks?

*Shot of Batmobile, bouncing up and down with spinning silver rims going down the street*

*Streetwalkers ooh and ahh.

Batman hops out of his car, with a big grin on his face.

Streetwalkers: "Oooooh... look at those muscles!"

Batman leans up against the car trying to look cool, but nearly trips over himself.

Streetwalkers: (suspiciously) "Are you really the Batman?"
 
"I knew that mop wouldn't stay down without a hair-tie...but this is different. They washed behind."

"You washed behind first, sir - you shampooed - and in your desperation turned to a brand you didn't fully understand...some brands aren't looking for anything special. They can be bought, used, rinsed, and conditioned with. Some brands just want to wash the world's hair..."
 
backtothefront8, you win this year so far. I can't stop laughing :D
 
backtothefront8 AMAZING! lol

How bout:

"C'mon, RINSE ME!"

:woot:
 
Okay... what about Batman actually needing to use the restroom while he's wearing the outfit?

Bet we'll never see THAT in a movie.
 

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