Funny (or not!) Things You’d Love To See In A Batman Movie But Never Will =)

[batman11]

Okay... what about Batman actually needing to use the restroom while he's wearing the outfit?

Bet we'll never see THAT in a movie.

INT. BATHROOM

BATMAN stands over a urinal, fumbling with his suit. A YOUNG MAN walks in and stands in front of a urinal one away from BATMAN.

YOUNG MAN
Hey, how's it goin?

BATMAN grunts.

YOUNG MAN
Having trouble?

BATMAN relaxes a little and begins to take a piss. The YOUNG MAN edges over and is now in front of the urinal beside BATMAN. The YOUNG MAN peers over beside him.

YOUNG MAN
WOAH!

BATMAN looks at him and smiles.

BATMAN
Well...I am Batman.

 

[BatmanFanatic]

INT. BATHROOM

BATMAN stands over a urinal, fumbling with his suit. A YOUNG MAN walks in and stands in front of a urinal one away from BATMAN.

YOUNG MAN
Hey, how's it goin?

BATMAN grunts.

YOUNG MAN
Having trouble?

BATMAN relaxes a little and begins to take a piss. The YOUNG MAN edges over and is now in front of the urinal beside BATMAN. The YOUNG MAN peers over beside him.

YOUNG MAN
WOAH!

BATMAN looks at him and smiles.

BATMAN
Well...I am Batman.

That is soooo wrong but I laughed out loud and doubled over =)

Darn, now that this thread has been moved, no one will ever see it again =P

 

[TNC9852002]

HAHAHAHA....That's...not....right.

I'd like to see a scene of Joker being locked away in his cell with narration by Lucius Fox...I dunno, for some reason, I think it'll work..

-TNC

 

[TLH]

I'd love to see Batman show up somewhere unshaved.

HAHAHAHA....That's...not....right.

I'd like to see a scene of Joker being locked away in his cell with narration by Lucius Fox...I dunno, for some reason, I think it'll work..

-TNC

That wouldn't have anything to do with The Shawshank Redemption and his Freeman's similar voiceover in that film?

 

[TheDarkVictory]

I am so dying of laughter right now. Seriously, I think those in the other room are wondering what the hell I think is so funny... those stupid hair jokes... oh man =)

Okay, here's another....

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Batman is exposed to a mind-altering substance from one of the baddies. Suddenly, his playboy Wayne, and Batman personalities begin to merge in strange ways. He's out on the rooftops when he decides this is lame ... why not go cruse for chicks?

*Shot of Batmobile, bouncing up and down with spinning silver rims going down the street*

*Streetwalkers ooh and ahh.

Batman hops out of his car, with a big grin on his face.

Streetwalkers: "Oooooh... look at those muscles!"

Batman leans up against the car trying to look cool, but nearly trips over himself.

Streetwalkers: (suspiciously) "Are you really the Batman?"

did you just describe a scene from a schumacher film?

 

[BatmanFanatic]

did you just describe a scene from a schumacher film?

Oh, probably.

How about ... crossing Bruce Wayne and James Bond - Bruce acts like such a cad he has a drink thrown in his face or a good old fashioned slap.

In fact it would be pretty funny to hear Bruce say some really offensive pick up line in order to get a slap - Lol.

 

[Milu]

 

[Doctor Baywatch]

Batman should die in a movie.