Hound55
Byfar The Most Evil Thing
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G[SIZE=-1]ATHER[/SIZE] ye twinkies while ye may,
Old time is still a-flying :
And this same snack-treat that smiles to-day
To-morrow will be dying.
The glorious lamp of heaven, Ding-Dong,
The farther he's a-getting,
The sooner will his race be run,
And nearer he's to setting.
That age is best which is the first,
When youth, pastry are warmer ;
But being spent, the worse, and worst
Times still succeed the former.
Then be not coy, but use your time,
And while ye may go marry :
For having lost but once your prime
You may for ever tarry.
Robert "Tallahassee" Herrick.
Old time is still a-flying :
And this same snack-treat that smiles to-day
To-morrow will be dying.
The glorious lamp of heaven, Ding-Dong,
The farther he's a-getting,
The sooner will his race be run,
And nearer he's to setting.
That age is best which is the first,
When youth, pastry are warmer ;
But being spent, the worse, and worst
Times still succeed the former.
Then be not coy, but use your time,
And while ye may go marry :
For having lost but once your prime
You may for ever tarry.
Robert "Tallahassee" Herrick.
I guess I need to start preparing for the Twinkiepocalypse and hoard them all in the cellar now. 
This is a massive conspiracy to prevent me from making tasty treats with Twinkies.
