Ghost Rider poet's corner

[Mr Nick]

Sorry about that horribly pretentious title. Don't be put off! This thread's for any GR odes, ballads, haikus, limericks, whatever.

Make 'em serious. Make 'em funny. Make 'em to kill time. There's still a long way to go til February, folks!

I'm sure you can do better than this:

Johnny B and his team were just blazing
He jumped every night without fazing
Then along came Old Nick
And it all went to sh__
But his chopper's so big it's amazing

Thank you. I'm here all week.

 

[BIGGUN]

heh..that was a good one

 

[FlameHead]

LoL. Nice thread.

Um...

Ghost Rider, Ghost Rider, he's the man.
If he can't do it, no one can...

...

... Sorry...

 

[Mr Nick]

I can see you thought long and hard about that one.

 

[Mr Nick]

Originally Posted by Canadian Rider
In honour of our closeness to the hour, I would like to offer my little ode to the rider ...

With Baited breath, I wait for thee,
My flaming rider, looking at me,
Hell’s on the run, you’ve come to town,
The hellcycle roars, Blackheart is going down …

With Roxanne at your side, her faithful love,
You take your place, darkness above,
All around you though, the light is fierce,
The riders flames, his eyes that pierce …

The Soul’s of evil men are sure to feel,
Their victim’s pain and maybe your steel,
Whatever the injustice, the rider will be there,
Just watch out evil for the Penance Stare …

I have loved you rider, as Johnny Blaze,
Daniel Ketch, he too caught my gaze,
But always rider, it is your flaming looks,
That made me buy your comic books …

The time is nigh, after 29 long years,
You take the big screen amid my cheers,
For at long last, I get to see you ride,
And feel so strongly a Flame Riders pride …

You can have your Spiderman, Iron Man too,
The Rider’s my man, through and through.
He fights for the innocent, takes on hell,
Mostly though … IT’S his flaming Shell!

Ride on Johnny, ride onto the screen,
50 feet tall, the rider of my childhood dreams,
I can wait, these next two weeks more,
Knowing I will hear at last … the Ghost Rider’s Roar!

Hope you guys don't mind ... 29 years is a long time to wait for a movie !!

 

[webhead731]

What about a rap? I could do that. I've made a rap before (a parody).

 

[Mr Nick]

Go for it!

Just remember to tell us what the tune is.

 

[Mr Nick]

Shakin' to the core,
I see bat's soar,
Could it be the Four?
No ... it's the Rider's ROAR!

by Canadian Rider

 

[comicfan4Life]

Hell's fire will not tire, hell's rider will never retire.
Sins will be purged with fire, at night will come the Ghost Rider.
Everytime evil gets near blaze, it sends him through a hellish phase.
Demonic laughter with a rabid craze, is heard out loud from Johnny Blaze.
As the man becomes the rider, his bare white skull sets on fire.
When his hand is stretched out far, his cycle burns bright like a star.
When he gives the penance stare, your soul will be left blank and bare.
When the sun rises again, another day for Johnny Blaze begins.