Girl I like made a comment "his voice isn't deep enough" about me

[terry78]

Where are you from, man? I'm just curious.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Tell her you'll mow her lawn at 7 a.m. and she'll have to say yes.

 

[Spider-Who?]

Post a picture of the girl then we'll decide

 

[NickNitro]

lol awesome

 

[Victarion]

Become a tulpamancer. Make a tulpa who doesn't care about your voice.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Braincrusher is making threads again. Oh joy!

 

[Piper Maru]

There should be a movie about Braincrusher starring Richard Gere.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

There should be a movie about Braincrusher starring Richard Gere.

The story of a man who swam with the sharks, climbed K2, and bravely mowed his lawn at 7 a.m. Richard Gere is braincrusher, in...


eh I got nothing there.

 

[Piper Maru]

Richard Gere is braincrusher in The Gerbil Chronicles.

"How far will one man go to cover a dark secret?"

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

We found braincrusher!

 

[Piper Maru]

I think this might actually be braincrusher.

 

[Scourge2099]

There should be a movie about Braincrusher starring Richard Gere.

And directed by Ben Affleck.

 

[jaqua99]

I was told in the past that my voice is a bit squeeky and high pitched but it has never been brought up as a concern by a potential female mate, until now. It has me completely flustered and upset, I'm wondering what I can do to fix this. I spent a few minutes speaking darker and deeper into the mirror this morning before my shave but it did not really come naturally. Should I hire a voice coach? My tongue tends to flop around wildly when I speak; perhaps that is the source of some of the high pitched noises. A good voice coach could fix this as well. I don't want to lose a good girl over something I can fix by spending some money

a typical braincrusher post after noting the bold. Damn this guy is too much, in a good way. my god haha

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

And directed by Ben Affleck.

Located in Boston.

 

[The Game]

This thread has produced good laughs

 

[Ponyboy]

I was told in the past that my voice is a bit squeeky and high pitched but it has never been brought up as a concern by a potential female mate, until now. It has me completely flustered and upset, I'm wondering what I can do to fix this.

Tell her that's okay, that her boobs are too small for you anyway. Next.

 

[Piper Maru]

I'd like to see braincrusher play a major role on The Walking Dead.

 

[Octoberist]

The next time you see her, fart in her face!

 

[Piper Maru]

Fart+Jet Pack Flame = Angel of Retribution

 

[Ponyboy]

The next time you see her, fart in her face!

That's the best advice I've heard all day. Go with that.

 

[craigdbfan]

Chicks dig the fart.

 

[Immortalfire]

Chicks dig the fart.

More than a deep voice?

 

[Victarion]

Oh yes. They love to bask in the ambience.

 

[Piper Maru]

A symphony of methane!

 

[Doctor Evo]

Inhale some Sulfur hexafluoride. Keep it in a sealed balloon until you see her again.

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