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and don't bring camera's inside them! The bouncers will boot you out of them...literally. I know a dude that made that mistake and no it wasn't me :p
 
Glitter Gulch is amazing. You can see girls who can make their boobs touch the ground....while they're standing up straight. :(

jag
 
I have been to one strip club for a bachelor party and the girls there were nasty and fat or ugly. If I go, I want the ladies to be absolutely beautiful. Also, isn't prostitution illegal in Vegas? They hand out those cards with phone numbers to get ladies to come to your room, I would never have sex with those STD infested skanks, but wouldn't you go to jail if you got caught?
 
I have been to one strip club for a bachelor party and the girls there were nasty and fat or ugly. If I go, I want the ladies to be absolutely beautiful. Also, isn't prostitution illegal in Vegas? They hand out those cards with phone numbers to get ladies to come to your room, I would never have sex with those STD infested skanks, but wouldn't you go to jail if you got caught?

Go to Treasures if you want a good strip club. As for escorts, yes, you could very well get arrested if you're engaging in some sort of sex for money transaction (or proposing as much to an undercover officer). Some of those escorts are also a scam where they get you up to your room and then let their friends in so they can shake you down for cash and valuables.

jag
 
I have been to one strip club for a bachelor party and the girls there were nasty and fat or ugly. If I go, I want the ladies to be absolutely beautiful. Also, isn't prostitution illegal in Vegas? They hand out those cards with phone numbers to get ladies to come to your room, I would never have sex with those STD infested skanks, but wouldn't you go to jail if you got caught?

Yes it's illegal, only legal in a little town outside Las vegas. You want some really cute ones then go to the higher price joints, just expect to pay more. Did see some cute ones at the GlitterGlutch and not so cute ones :dry:
 
Go to Treasures if you want a good strip club. As for escorts, yes, you could very well get arrested if you're engaging in some sort of sex for money transaction (or proposing as much to an undercover officer). Some of those escorts are also a scam where they get you up to your room and then let their friends in so they can shake you down for cash and valuables.

jag
That sounds sexy:cwink:
 
Some of those escorts are also a scam where they get you up to your room and then let their friends in so they can shake you down for cash and valuables.

jag

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Give away our whole damn operation while you're at it, ass. :cmad:
 
I have been to one strip club for a bachelor party and the girls there were nasty and fat or ugly. If I go, I want the ladies to be absolutely beautiful. Also, isn't prostitution illegal in Vegas? They hand out those cards with phone numbers to get ladies to come to your room, I would never have sex with those STD infested skanks, but wouldn't you go to jail if you got caught?

Other clubs you might be interested in are Spearmint Rhino and Sapphire. Both are huge (Sapphire is the largest strip club in the world, supposedly) and have big-time party atmospheres (particularly the Rhino), and they both bring in mostly top notch girls. I prefer Treasures, though. It's a little bit smaller, has excellent girls as well, and is a little bit more intimate without all the frat boy types hanging around. Just watch out for the "30 minutes in the VIP booth" trick. They'll get you back there and keep on dancing well past the 30 minutes and then tell you that you owe them for all the extra time. I had this happen to a buddy to the tune of $400+ at the Spearmint Rhino. He still gets sh1t for it to this day. Haha! :D

jag
 
chaseter, you ever spend anytime downtown? I like to go there at least once or so. If you want to see Lance Burton get the time when you going and order the tixs now, some shows sell out in months

LOL. Yeah once you go there you never want to go back.
 
Wow, I live here and I couldn't recommend one great nightclub or casino, or strip club....wait little darlings is pretty good. ;) Good times there. Good Times.
 
LOL. Yeah once you go there you never want to go back.

It's not that bad, I like to gamble there. I usually do better downtown then at the strip
 
Downtown is the place to go if you want good odds on blackjack. Four Queens and the Cortez have great blackjack odds compared to most of the places on the strip (though I have found some decent games at MGM). Golden Nugget did a big renovation on their property, too. They have a slide at their pool that goes smack through the middle of a shark tank. How cool is that?

jag
 
I have been to one strip club for a bachelor party and the girls there were nasty and fat or ugly. If I go, I want the ladies to be absolutely beautiful.

They are. You probably went to one of those "special" stripclubs because ones with ugly fat women are the exception and not the rule in vegas.

Also, isn't prostitution illegal in Vegas? They hand out those cards with phone numbers to get ladies to come to your room, I would never have sex with those STD infested skanks, but wouldn't you go to jail if you got caught?

That would be something if that happened one day. I sentence you to 6 months in jail for paying a woman to have SEX with you! *GASP*
 
Downtown is the place to go if you want good odds on blackjack. Four Queens and the Cortez have great blackjack odds compared to most of the places on the strip (though I have found some decent games at MGM). Golden Nugget did a big renovation on their property, too. They have a slide at their pool that goes smack through the middle of a shark tank. How cool is that?

jag
I want to go into the sharks:wow: And then get raped and robbed by the Nazi strippers as you say.
 
Downtown is the place to go if you want good odds on blackjack. Four Queens and the Cortez have great blackjack odds compared to most of the places on the strip (though I have found some decent games at MGM). Golden Nugget did a big renovation on their property, too. They have a slide at their pool that goes smack through the middle of a shark tank. How cool is that?

jag

The golden nugget has a pool??
 
Well, I am going back to Vegas in October. I went last August, I was 21, and spent most of my time in the casinos wasting time...but making money:cwink: . I went to see one show, Lance Burton, and that is about it. I want to know some stuff I need to do this time so I have a lot of fun. I will spend another day or so in the casinos but I want to see an awesome show and experience the night life this time. Any suggestions or hints?

should check out the waitress at Orleans, the ladies there wear almost thong like bottoms :hyper: gives a nice view :woot:

also ask the locals about favorites places to eat and check out, they will know the good places besides the tourist traps ones. My friend found one after asking a local and I sooo love the steak they made. Can't recall the name but it was down near Fremont street
 
One place the locals all rave about, and for VERY good reason, is Ellis Island, which is back behind Bally's. It's a little locals casino, but they have a brewery with AWESOME beers and an amazing barbecue menu that is CHEAP. Some of the best ribs you'll ever eat, too. We went there for a late lunch last time we were in Vegas and I was in heaven. A fantastic beer and an incredible plate of ribs. I could have eaten there every single meal. I think I paid $9.95 for a full rack of baby back ribs. God those were good!

http://www.ellisislandcasino.com/

jag
 
Morg, check out lvtalk.com. Great Vegas oriented forum. I spent some time there before our last trip out to Vegas and picked up some great tips and pointers from the folks there that really made our trip great because we got to see some things we didn't know about, eat at some places we'd never have known about, and even got a full suite upgrade at Mandalay Bay using the "$20 trick" which was a new concept to me. :up:

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