Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by The Spawn, Sep 28, 2003.
This thread inspired by Dave Matthews.
Otha way around
Throw me in a ditch.
I know of graves that are like 2 ft deep
I'll give the grave digger a call if you like
and big, deep holes literally feet from actual graves
thats what happens when your college is bordered with 2 cemeteries D
It always worries me when the top of a grave has sunk deeper than the rest of the ground.
2 cemeteries and a cremetorium.
There's a Hugh Grant film in here somewhere.
i wanna go to your school
I kinda like the idea of being stuffed....just pull me out every year at Halloween and use me as decoration.
I'm planning to be cremated
All the staff in the cafeteria moaning about the smoke from he crematorium first thing in the morning
And why is it that every morning last week there were grave diggers finishing up when we were arriving??!?! They are supposed to be finished by 8
Oh, and you get to see a new funeral every other day!!
[Homer]We're gonna go with the Wolves.[/Homer]
My graves are 50 inches.
When I die. I'm gonna get stuffed and my folks will hang me from a tree on Halloween.
...when I die I want to be put in a big metal tube until I go all liquid like...then funneled into a large peach can and put in the closet...that's the only way to go.
a shallow grave...
just in case i'm still alive. i can claw my way out. lol.
Only Americans would make the mistake of burying you alive.
as long as my servants are buried with me.
and my pets too. lol.
Good ole Dave.