Greatest Quotes!

[kang604]

post your favorite quotes from marvel comics.

 

[Zoken]

"Hey Flats! Squirrel-Girl's got Nutsacks!" Demar "Doorman" Davis in GLA#3

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Ultron, we would have words with thee!

 

[Eros]

"I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice"

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

I think thats hilarious.

 

[The Shredder]

Colonel America: "Look at what the punk did to me! If we catch him, when we catch him, I get double rations!"

 

[sandwraith]

"Do not fall in New York City. No one will catch you"

The Punisher. I'm paraphrashing a little here

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

Ben reilly made a really nice one against gaunt/robot master on the day before he passed away about not killing.

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

"with great power there must also come..great responsibility."

 

[3dman27]

compliments of your friendly neighborhood spider-man
face it tiger you just hit the jackpot

 

[3dman27]

its CLOBBERIN' TIME

 

[venom62]

"All I ever did was die on you" Jean Grey

 

[Sloth7d]

 

[necross20]

"Now you miserable jacked-up little tin Hitler. Let's end this." Cap America

 

[Roughneck]

"Jakelson! Tis on!" - Thor

 

[fifthfiend]

"Oh my gosh Squirrel Girl, you defeated Galactus!" "And I, Uatu the Watcher, can confirm that it is definitely the real Thanos and not a clone, robot, or simulacrum!"

 

[Anubis]

You put Galactus instead of Thanos there fiend.

 

[Kitsune]

Okay this is a paraphrase, but in an issue of She-Hulk, Spidey says "I think the real reason JJ hates me is because I'm black"

Please don't sick the "That's Racist" kid on me, but I always found that one funny.
This one was already mentioned, but here's a scan of it.

 

[fifthfiend]

You put Galactus instead of Thanos there fiend.

She could take him.

 

[The Geek Vault]

"Impervies Rex!"

 

[Vanguard07]

how about "avengers assemble"? Or "Prepare thyself for the gift".... that one cracks me up cause to me it always sounds like Herc's about to rape someone.

Call me a monster if you want but Rape can be funny.

 

[Harlekin]

"Impervies Rex!"

Do you mean "Imperius Rex"?

 

[The Geek Vault]

yeah
I got another one though
"Amandala"

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

"SHAZAM!!!" - Ares

 

[SuperFerret]

Do you mean "Imperius Rex"?

Nah, I think the little green speedo entitles Namor to the title of "perv".