Grizzly Bear or a Great White

[jaguarr]

Grizzly bears run 40 miles per hour and climb trees, and the survival rate of people who actually get attacked by one is extremely low. Just in case anyone was wondering.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Dude, look how crotch-heavy bears are. You could totally take it.

 

[Ronny Shade]

The bear is less likely to attack you, and you can get away more easily. So that.

That's not necessarily true.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

lol, okay, :thmick: the thread rocks.

 

[SsM]

the bear is less likely to attack you than a damned 20 foot great white........atleast I think.. and seeing as I have a fear of sharks... Im going with the bear... plus... I would freak out alot more in the water than on land.... and sharks are attracted to rapid movement etc..

 

[Bad Superman]

It's time for some:

 

[jaguarr]

Dude, look how crotch-heavy bears are. You could totally take it.

You used a bear with a thyroid problem as an example.

jag

 

[Avangarde]

lol, madness

 

[DOG LIPS]

I just got the urge to make a crappy thread.

 

[Bill]

It's time for some:

Mmm, nachos.

 

[Morg]

The bear, the poor bugger wouldn't survive meeting me

 

[Slipknot]

Grizzly Bear... easily.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Everyone's forgetting that Bears are godless killing machines, every bear, grizzly, polar, cartoon, care, they are all godless killing machines, plus they'll steal your pic-a-nic basket after killing you.

 

[Kraven]

The Bear by far. As people have already said, a Great White can probably swim tons faster than you in water, and on land you probably have more obstacles. Although I hear people saying in this thread how they would ***** there pants if they saw one, I think it would be the other way around for me and the bear....

 

[Sentinel X]

Id pick the shark. In the shark isnt threatened and Im not wearing bright colors the shark has a higher chance of not attacking than the bear...where as the bear has already stood up and is poised and ready to attack.

Its a trick question imo

 

[Sugarculted]

I'd prefer death by grizzly.

 

[Darth Elektra]

I'd pick to stay the hell home.

lol.

hmmm... I guess I would pick the shark.

 

[unstoppable]

bear
cause for one i can't swim and two if i try to fight it water wont slow me down

 

[enterthemadness]

This is what I would do If I saw the bear...

1. ah, how cute. *Waves to bear. Bear kills me*

2. *Runs away*

3. *Runs away, but pees self in process*

4. *Throws pinic basket at bear*

 

[Warhammer]

I'd rather be afraid of a bear than a shark.

...but, wouldn't the chances be higher for me getting away from a shark by punching him in the eye than getting away from being mauled by a bear?

 

[Warhammer]

I'd pick to stay the hell home.

Haha.

 

[jaguarr]

This is what I would do If I saw the bear...

1. ah, how cute. *Waves to bear. Bear kills me*

2. *Runs away*

3. *Runs away, but pees self in process*

4. *Throws pinic basket at bear*

You'd run away after the bear kills you?

jag

 

[unstoppable]

You'd run away after the bear kills you?

jag

Tim Tredwell is back from the dead


EVERYBODY HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hides*

 

[The Evolutionist]

I've been in the bear situation before, got away fine. I'd say I'm good to try it again...

 

[Kmack]

Both options suck, but I'd choose the Grizzly bear. At least you are on a familiar plane. In water, you have absolutely no were to go, and little time to do it. Basically you're a sitting duck.