Great White In Cape Cod

[CashforStash]

Just give me 10,000 dollars.

I'll personally kill the shark for ya guys!

You'll get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

 

[Duke]

Just give me 10,000 dollars.

I'll personally kill the shark for ya guys!

You'll get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

I hope your boat is not named Orca.

 

[Immortalfire]

Just give me 10,000 dollars.

I'll personally kill the shark for ya guys!

You'll get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

[KevanG]

Why?

 

[Venom75]

haha And the Jaws quotes come out flying! Well,I'm going one better by quoting Jaws 3..."You talkin' about some damn sharks' mutha??!!"

 

[Schlosser85]

No, those guys are leaving for K2 without me in a week. My fitness level was called into question. It was total crap because I was told recently I look dashing in a speedo

I have an e-mail address....just sayin'.

 

[KevanG]

You can't ask him for pics without offering your own. That's just rude.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Why?

why what?

 

[Immortalfire]

Smile, you son of a...

 

[knowsbleed]

mother

 

[DarkSovereignty]

so how are taking care of this, air tank, power line, ramming a boat into it's exploding kidney?

 

[Schlosser85]

The shark exploding in Jaws 4 made no sense.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

indeed, maybe mrs.brody did it with her mind.

 

[Schlosser85]

That telepath is powerful...

 

[braincrusher]

Didn't they have Jaws making some hideous animal roaring sounds in one of the sequels? Last I checked they only chew, not roar

 

[KevanG]

Magic voodoo shark remember?

 

[bored]

This is horrifying and a sign that these animals enjoy the taste of human flesh . I saw a picture of a huge great white following some poor guy on a kayak. He was just out enjoying his day on Cape Cod and instead had it replaced by horror. I have sworn off beach swimming, lake swimming may be next as pirranha fish are also a menace.

Lucky you piranhas live in rivers.

 

[braincrusher]

I swim in rivers as well so I am not safe anywhere

 

[DarkSovereignty]

and I hear pools are a breeding ground for flesh eating bacteria, tap water too. you should just avoid water at all costs.

 

[Piper Maru]

and I hear pools are a breeding ground for flesh eating bacteria, tap water too. you should just avoid water at all costs.

Seriously now!

 

[KevanG]

What's that from?

 

[Schlosser85]

Don't forget showers. Ever seen Psycho?

That could be you, braincrusher.

 

[Duke]

Seriously now!

What's that from?

Isn't that from Creepshow 2?

 

[KalMart]

Damn, and I was so looking forward to trying this out on Dennis beach this year.....

Spoiler

I certainly hope that these things come with a huge disclaimer "WARNING: DO NOT USE ON BEACH"

 

[KevanG]

It reminds me of an old stephen king story.