Halo movie dead.

[WhatsHisFace]

http://news.teamxbox.com/xbox/14732/Halo-Movie-RIP-20052007/

"The film is entirely dead. In the configuration it was in. Whatever happens with that movie, assuming that movie gets made, will be a totally different configuration," Blomkamp informed us "It's not so much me as the entire vessel sank. Basically, it was a combination of; there were two studios involved that weren't getting along in the process of making it, Universal and Fox. That kind of stuff happens, it's a fragile industry. So the film collapsed at the end of last year, and it's been dead, ever since then. I'll be curious to see what happens."

Edit: full version: http://creativity-online.com/?action=news:article&newsId=120925

 

[ProjectPat2280]

Sucks. Also isnt the Gears of War movie at a complete standstill as well?

Damn, were gonna get a craptastic FarCry movie but cant get a Halo or GoW movie? This bites. Hard.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Arms Race: http://www.gametrailers.com/player/21484.html

Combat Part 1: http://www.gametrailers.com/player/24180.html

 

[GFreeman]

They should make a Halo tv show.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

If it's even an iota like Battlesuck Asstastica I'm boycotting it.

 

[OobeDoobBenubi]

I dont know why Microsoft cant just fund the movie themselves

 

[GFreeman]

I was actually hoping it would be exactly like it. You'd love it too, you just don't know yet because you've never watched 5 minutes of the show

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I was actually hoping it would be exactly like it. You'd love it too, you just don't know yet because you've never watched 5 minutes of the show

I've seen the commercials.

 

[GFreeman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbRGyowv28o

Imagine that instead of Galactica and Pegasus, it's In Amber Clad and some other ship. It'd be badass.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I'm not going to lie. That was probably the crappiest minute of my life. Yes, I said minute, because I couldn't bear to watch any more than that.

 

[GFreeman]

You didn't watch it at all, or you enjoyed it, because there's no other possibilities.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

As soon as I saw the camera shaking as a substitute for the ground shaking, I already hated it. When the captain said "jump" and the ship vanished, I actually reverse ejaculated it was so bad, and then I stopped the video.

 

[GFreeman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_ocSz45hxE&mode=related&search=

Try that then. But just know, you're the lamest cock on the earth for disliking that super awesome "jump" moment, and the shaky cam is great too, makes things feel less like a show.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Okay, that wasn't so bad. But all there was to it was space-ship bumper-cars so there wasn't anything BSG-related to make it suck.

And shaky-cam made TV feel less like a TV show... until all the TV shows started using it because of that purpose.

 

[GFreeman]

What about BSG sucks?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

The show.

 

[GFreeman]

A real answer?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

The acting. The sub-par and unimaginative effects. The acting. The sets. The acting. The dialogue. The acting.

 

[GFreeman]

I think the acting is actually award winning

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Well, if you watch too much MTV I can see why you'd think the acting is good.

 

[GFreeman]

I've accumulated a grand total of zero hours of MTV over the course of my life.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

That's a lie! I know you watched the Xbox360 unveiling back in 2005!!!

BSG: Bad acting 100% confirmed by WHF Fact Book.

 

[GFreeman]

I can't confirm or deny that I watched that, so we'll just have to assume that I didn't. Zero hours.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Well then I can just lie and say I've watched every episode of BSG and scientifically proven via the Turing Test (of acting) that BSG has bad acting.

 

[GFreeman]

You've probably watched more BSG from that "Death of the Pegasus" clip than you've ever watched before, you have no idea what kind of acting is on the show