Universal and Fox pull out of HALO Movie

[Horrorfan]

Oh my god, you don't like Snatch? What the **** is wrong with you? Were you born in a parallel dimension where Uwe Boll is king?!

Dude, Uwe Boll is king in THIS dimension! How can you not love a director who beats the **** out of his critics, quite literally?

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

X-men 3 is worse then Gilgi and You got Served.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Dude, Uwe Boll is king in THIS dimension! How can you not love a director who beats the **** out of his critics, quite literally?

Maybe because he's one of the ****test directors to grace the film industry in decades?

 

[Horrorfan]

Maybe because he's one of the ****test directors to grace the film industry in decades?

As much as it pains me to say anything remotely positive about his movies, Bloodrayne, **** as it is, is still better than both soldier and fifth element. God that hurts to say.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

As much as it pains me to say anything remotely positive about his movies, Bloodrayne, **** as it is, is still better than both soldier and fifth element. God that hurts to say.

Actually if you go by professional reviews it tied with Soldier and is crushed by Fifth Element.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I knew X-men 3 was bad, but I didn't know it was Soldier bad.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

But anyways I have to stop arguing with you two about this or I'm going to break my monitor. You should just feel lucky that they haven't developed a way from me to reach through my monitor and interact with other posters on the other side or you would be dead.

 

[Horrorfan]

Actually if you go by professional reviews it tied with Soldier and is crushed by Fifth Element.

LOL@Soldier

 

[Horrorfan]

I knew X-men 3 was bad, but I didn't know it was Soldier bad.

LOL He actually meant Soldier tied with Bloodrayne

That's friggin hillarious

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I didn't see BloodRayne, but I downloaded the really crappy sex scene one day when I was depressed and needed a pick-me-up.

 

[Horrorfan]

I didn't see BloodRayne, but I downloaded the really crappy sex scene one day when I was depressed and needed a pick-me-up.

It sucked pretty bad, but I have seen much worse....it was actually better than I was expecting. Of course I was expecting it to be as terrible as House of the Dead and AITD

 

[hippie_hunter]

X-men 3 is worse then Gilgi and You got Served.

X3 is like Shakespere compared to those two movies.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

You Got Served is worse than the holocaust.

 

[Fran]

X-men 3 is worse then Gilgi and You got Served.

You're stretching it a little, bub.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I stretch nothing.

 

[Fenrir]

Sorry fenny, if you don't like X3, you DON'T love suckass movies. Oh you may think you do, but you don't.....it's just scientific fact. Sorry

Fixed.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Horrorfan, as cool as you are, X-men 3 sucks a thousand pen0rs.

 

[블라스]

I've said this before.

X-Men 3 was a pretty fun movie, I loved the action and the sheer spectacle of it all, I mean, these are superheroes fighting like they should.
But I guess they did drop the ball concerning comicbook faithfulness and all that....something I care not about, since I'm not a huge nerd that buys 3,000 X-Men comics a week.

But while I do love it because of the action and the fun times, I gotta say Superman Returns was the better "film".

 

[Horrorfan]

Horrorfan, as cool as you are, X-men 3 sucks a thousand pen0rs.

I swear I read you liked the Tom Jane Punisher. I really, really hope that's not true....anyone who could like that abominable **** stain of a movie (and Im a huge fan of the punisher) and say x3 is **** needs to be nutered

 

[블라스]

Punisher was just fine, it just needed some more backstory and a bit more action.
The extended cut will take care of that, I'm sure.
A few wonky parts aside, it's a very good throwback to the old 70's gritty action movies, and while I hated it at first, I liked it a lot more the 2nd. time around and I can't wait to get the Extended cut.

Also, Tom Jane is a FANTASTIC Frank Castle/Punisher.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

The Punisher was MUCH better than X-men 3.

 

[Horrorfan]

Punisher was just fine, it just needed some more backstory and a bit more action.
The extended cut will take care of that, I'm sure.
A few wonky parts aside, it's a very good throwback to the old 70's gritty action movies, and while I hated it at first, I liked it a lot more the 2nd. time around and I can't wait to get the Extended cut.

Also, Tom Jane is a FANTASTIC Frank Castle/Punisher.

Sorry gams, I thought the movie was ****ing terrible. absoloutly atrocious. In fact, I think the dolph lungren one was far better. it was god damned stupid. it has his family getting massacred, and two minutes later, a comedy scene with him poking a guy with ice lollies? Ugh. The stupid **** with the fire hydrant? Ugh. Him saying ''its not revenge, its punishment'' and going to an elaborate lengths to then take revenge? Thats not punisher. he doesnt do stupid **** with fire hydrants. Thats not freakin punishment, thats revenge, and damn stupid at that. And I felt more sorry for the main villain whos son was killed in the first place, and he was justretaliating. Tom Jane is as versatile and talented as a plank of wood too.


Ugh dont get me started. I wish that movie was napalmed off the face of the earth. Truly horrendous.

 

[Horrorfan]

The Punisher was MUCH better than X-men 3.

Punisher made Fith Element look like casablanca.

 

[블라스]

Sorry gams, I thought the movie was ****ing terrible. absoloutly atrocious. In fact, I think the dolph lungren one was far better. it was god damned stupid. it has his family getting massacred, and two minutes later, a comedy scene with him poking a guy with ice lollies? Ugh. The stupid **** with the fire hydrant? Ugh. Him saying ''its not revenge, its punishment'' and going to an elaborate lengths to then take revenge? Thats not punisher. he doesnt do stupid **** with fire hydrants. Thats not freakin punishment, thats revenge, and damn stupid at that. And I felt more sorry for the main villain whos son was killed in the first place, and he was justretaliating. Tom Jane is as versatile and talented as a plank of wood too.


Ugh dont get me started. I wish that movie was napalmed off the face of the earth. Truly horrendous.

That's Kool & the Gang, buddy
We all have different opinions

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Sorry gams, I thought the movie was ****ing terrible. absoloutly atrocious. In fact, I think the dolph lungren one was far better. it was god damned stupid. it has his family getting massacred, and two minutes later, a comedy scene with him poking a guy with ice lollies? Ugh. The stupid **** with the fire hydrant? Ugh. Him saying ''its not revenge, its punishment'' and going to an elaborate lengths to then take revenge? Thats not punisher. he doesnt do stupid **** with fire hydrants. Thats not freakin punishment, thats revenge, and damn stupid at that. And I felt more sorry for the main villain whos son was killed in the first place, and he was justretaliating. Tom Jane is as versatile and talented as a plank of wood too.


Ugh dont get me started. I wish that movie was napalmed off the face of the earth. Truly horrendous.

Apparently you just wanted a two hour gunfight.

That would have been a really sucky movie.

I thought the fire hydrant bit was pretty clever, and the lengths he went to in order to orchestrate perfect revenge were well worth it. Howard Saint was far more punished (his life was totally ruined) than he would have been, had he just been shot.