Happy Hanukkah

[tzarinna]

I want some chocolate coins too.

 

[The Chairman]

Happy Hanukkah, everyone.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

happy hanukkah!

 

[SoulManX]

Happy Hanukkah

 

[WeaponZ2]

Hanukkah Rules!

 

[Fran]

*plays "Hanukkah Song" by Adam Sandler*

 

[tzarinna]

How could I forget that song?

Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but not
Too many about hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish
Kids who dont get to hear any hanukkah songs--here we go...

Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,

Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of
People who are jewish, just like you and me:

David lee roth lights the menorrah,
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.

Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin jew! [esus]

You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!
[esus]

Put on your yalmulka, its time for hanukkah,
The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.

O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of famerrod carew--(he converted!)

We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,
Well, hes not, but guess who is:all three stooges. [esus]

So many jews are in show biz--
Tom cruise isnt, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]

Tell your friend veronica, its time you celebrate hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah. happy hanukka!

 

[terry78]

Are there any Jews on here? No one seemed to even mention before you did.

 

[Kritish]

 

[phoenix_force]

For each night of Hanukka, a wish for the world:

1) May there be peace on earth.
2) May there be peas on my plate next to my chicken.
3) May there be peein’ in my open wounds, in the VIP room of the club I’m at late night on the ‘zeeve. (’Zeeve is the cool way to say “New Year’s Eve&#8221
4) May the leaders of all nations drop their arms.
5) May the leader of Switzerland drop a few pounds of chocolate in the mail to me (Fedex preferred, you can use my account #: 243-32443-8753)
6) May there be a new kind of medicine that effectively treats irritable bowel syndrome, specifically the very hard to press thru doodies that keep some people up at night and then they have to sit on the toilet re-reading old copies of the Village Voice over and over because they’re too lazy to find another magazine or god forbid a book to read during the countless hours spent on that ****ing toilet. (I’m specifically thinking of a friend of mine who has to deal with this all-too-common affliction.)
7) May we hopefully get a break from Austin Powers 24/7. Yes I thought it was funny at first, “Yeah baby, let’s shag!!!” etc, but do I have to see him on every single TV show, magazine, newspaper and billboard? YOU “behave”, Austin. You’re the one who should “behave.”
8) May we all have a joyous and loving holiday season!

 

[tzarinna]

Are there any Jews on here? No one seemed to even mention before you did.

They're all in hiding.

 

[Gonking]

lol

 

[terry78]

I'd twirl her dreidels anytime, hideous voice notwithstanding.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

I'd twirl her dreidels anytime, hideous voice notwithstanding.

she needs to get back on tv. her other new show failed though

 

[Black Goblin]

I'm not Jewish, but happy Hanukkah

 

[SoulManX]

I'd twirl her dreidels anytime, hideous voice notwithstanding.

Amen brother

 

[TEDDY]

Happy Channukah!!!

Here's my 1st gift for you for the 8 days of lights!

Day 1: TEDDY!!!

 

[04nbod]

and what a gift it is.
happy hanukkah jewish friends!

 

[Ben Urich]

Happy Hanukkah!
Enjoy those latkes.
I want one.

 

[comicgirl]

Happy Hanukkah, everyone.

happy happy! Spin that dredel

 

[Goddessreicho]

Happy Hanukkah! May those 8 days be filled with awesomeness!

 

[Gonking]

Happy Hanukkah!
Enjoy those latkes.
I want one.

what the hell is latkes?

 

[tzarinna]

Potato Latkes

This favorite is always a crowd pleaser during Chanukah, the Jewish Festival of Lights.
Oil was burned in the original menorahs and now plays an important symbolic role
in many fried foods.

2 medium potatoes
1 egg(beaten)
1/4 cup flour
vegetable oil

Peel and coarsely grate the potatoes.
Mix with the beaten egg and flour.
Drop teaspoon size pancakes into hot vegetable oil.
Brown on both sides.
Serve with applesauce.

Makes 10-12 small latkes.

- above recipe originally published in the Holiday 1993 issue of ZuZu

And they're so very good.

 

[terry78]

Potato Latkes

This favorite is always a crowd pleaser during Chanukah, the Jewish Festival of Lights.
Oil was burned in the original menorahs and now plays an important symbolic role
in many fried foods.

2 medium potatoes
1 egg(beaten)
1/4 cup flour
vegetable oil

Peel and coarsely grate the potatoes.
Mix with the beaten egg and flour.
Drop teaspoon size pancakes into hot vegetable oil.
Brown on both sides.
Serve with applesauce.

Makes 10-12 small latkes.

- above recipe originally published in the Holiday 1993 issue of ZuZu

And they're so very good.

You're dating a Jew, aren't you?

 

[Mr. Thing]

Happy Hanukkah!