Hawkeye in Ultimates: weakest member?

[Anubis]

Well, it's not treated like it's all that big of a deal. They bring it up about as often as Namor uses his electrical powers.

 

[Elijya]

Not entirely deaf, but 80% in both ears. Something about shoving a sonic arrow in his mouth to resist hypnosis. I guess he's got hearing aids, or something.

correct

 

[Nick Eastwood]

He shoved a sonic arrow in his mouth resist hypnosis?

He had the balls to do that?

New. Favorite. Marvel. Character.

 

[Anubis]

Now you see why so many people were pissed when Bendis killed him off.

 

[PWN3R]

Yeah Hawkeye is a bad mofo.


Bendis just has too many issues.

 

[GNR]

At least Hawkeye is coming back,so let's all be happy.Ultimate Hawkeye is just badass.

 

[Nick Eastwood]

I need to write a declaration of independence for Hawkeye (both 616 and Ultimate) to live in their own Earth-Hawkeye (I can't think of a number) and away from the main Marvel Us, like Marvel Zombies. Except instead of zombies it's just the two Hawkeyes going around putting arrows in anyone who pisses them off while shoving sonic arrows in their mouths.

God sweet goodness.

 

[Elijya]

He shoved a sonic arrow in his mouth resist hypnosis?

He had the balls to do that?

New. Favorite. Marvel. Character.

if you ever go back issue shopping, look for Thunderbolts #20-25 (or heck, #20-#50)

 

[Colossal Spoons]

What when he got Colossus? That was during Ultimate War. After Colossus had beat up Thor, he shot him with a Localized Nucular Arrow. I s**t you not.

That's the only part I'm concerned with

 

[Anubis]

Lets face it, either Ultimate Colossus is extreemly powerful, or Ultimate Thor is a wuss.

 

[PWN3R]

That's the only part I'm concerned with

Colossus could take the whole freakin Marvel Universe.
























(If I wrote for Marvel)

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The first one, he's done some crazy things that 616 Petey could never imagine.

I wanna see him fight Juggernaut now that dumbass Gambit powered him up with the Cytorrak gem.

 

[Danalys]

even if hawkeye was weak wasp would still be weaker.

 

[Anubis]

Wasp aint no joke either.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

If only her "fly into Hulk's brain and sting him" tactic had worked...

 

[Anubis]

uhh, it did.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Is that how Hulk was finally taken out. I thought that battle ended with a massive blow to Hulk; like a punch or something.

 

[Anubis]

She shocked him while he was up in a helicopter reaching for Betty. He fell to the ground and turnd back into Banner, then Cap kicked him in the face.

But I don't base Wasp's Badassness upon Ultimates. I base it upon her leadership abilities in the 616. She's very good. She went from a ditzy sidekick to one tough broad who can lead Gods into battle. Just read Avengers Forever and tell me Wasp aint worth a damn.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha, yeah that's right. How could I forget the kick?

She shocked him while he was up in a helicopter reaching for Betty. He fell to the ground and turnd back into Banner, then Cap kicked him in the face.

btw, there's no way to say that without it sounding humorous. Hahaha

 

[rigel7soldiers]

"You should have that gash looked at..."
something like that. Is Ultimate Everybody an *******?

 

[Anubis]

A lot of people were pissed about that, personally, I loved it. Somebody shoulda kicked his dumbass.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^ The only thing to piss me off so far(besides the tardiness of these books) is how Jarvis was taken out. Not cool

 

[Elijya]

It doesn't matter if Wasp is the weakest on a team, she's not there for physical power. She's there for stealth, recon, versatility, knowledge, and leadership. That MORE than makes up for not being a major physical threat

 

[Anubis]

Plus she has no trouble taking out anything from Kree Soldiers, to Kang's shock troops.

 

[THANOSRULES]

Actually, it isn't. One could. theoretically, flick something like a fingernail into someone's neck like that. You'd just have to be highly skilled and seriously ****ed in the head to try and pull it off.

No..

Never Ever could one kill another person with flicked fingernails...never..

It is impossible.

Just like throwing cards and slicing people open is a fantasy. MythBusters actually did a show on the card thing..they put playing cards through a machine that flicked the cards faster than any human could, and even then it gave mild paper cuts. They concluded it was MYTH.


Even if you trained 24/7/365 days a year at using fingernails..a human being could NEVER do that.

BTW i liked the scene..even though i think Ultimate hawkeye's costume is perhaps the worst costume ever. He looks like some reject from a German S and M orgy club. Thank god he was not in costume in that scene.