Hellos. I'm recruiting a Secretary.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

hot hot hot hot hot hot HOT!
hottest movie. GOD!





Anyway, to fill the position, I think either passerby or Ronny Shade would be great postition fillers. I was going to say Maxwell Smart, because of his desperate lust for acceptance and stuff, but I think you need someone with a head on his shoulders, and someone who's trim.

 

[sinewave]

i volunteer Admiral_N8. he's probably never worked a day in his life so he could use the work experience.

 

[sinewave]

yeah, she was super hot in that movie.

 

[AnimeJune]

yeah, she was super hot in that movie.

Her brother's hotter in my opinion.

 

[Darthphere]

I like how he titled it Recruit a secretary and not hire a secretary because that would require payment.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Her brother's hotter in my opinion.

"Topher Gopher"?

 

[AnimeJune]

I like how he titled it Recruit a secretary and not hire a secretary because that would require payment.

Yeah - "hey guys, do you want to sift through old, barely comprehensible posts that are years old and are about subjects you don't care about; and speak to complete strangers that this guy is supposedly "too good" to talk to directly; and basically stroke his ego in public and make him look cool to all the mods, all for the non-monetary thanks of a guy you'll never meet or see in person? Then this is the job for you!" Tell me this is a joke.

Dude, ask your Mom. It's the same job she probably has to do in real life.

 

[sinewave]

Her brother's hotter in my opinion.

i'm not attracted to him, but he ain't ugly. i'll always be a fan of his, due to donnie darko. she was great in that as well. "suck a f**k!"

 

[AnimeJune]

"Topher Gopher"?

I'm one of the few, the proud, but the growing group of people who think Topher Grace is going to make a fine Venom in the next Spider-Man movie.

 

[Darthphere]

I'm one of the few, the proud, but the growing group of people who think Topher Grace is going to make a fine Venom in the next Spider-Man movie.

Good luck with that.

 

[Calvin]

"Topher Gopher"?

I thought her brother was Jake?

 

[user123456789]

I'm one of the few, the proud, but the growing group of people who think Topher Grace is going to make a fine Venom in the next Spider-Man movie.

Fine Eddie Brock, yes.

Fine Venom? maybe.

 

[Daisy]

You know m0dr0cker did this once... it didn't work out all that well.

Then again, he chose Brodie for his assistant over me.

Don't mistake me... I'm not applying for this position. I'm 'above' that now.

 

[Lackey]

So anyways, my time here seems to be taken up with catching up on the latest gossip and correspondence with folks. I need to share the workload... I need a secretary.

My secretary will have to be in charge of the following:

• Find older posts and information on demand w/ links
• Fill me in on the current word on the street complete with jack and dmcnx updates
• Contact Mods for info on people w/ dual identities
• Correspondence w/ people I'm too good to talk to directly
• Find out what happened to Gunny
• Speak well of me when I'm not around
• Post the occasional thread in my behalf, and finally
• Lots and lots of other stuff

Now, I know what you're thinking: "where the hell can I sign up?" Whoa, whoa... easy there cowboy. There's some stuff to consider first. Of course, this isn't exactly a salary position... in fact, you get nothing. Furthermore, I'm very demanding and expect near perfection... actually, complete perfection... and I'll never fully appreciate your worth, and possibly call you names. Lastly, you'll have to be online virtually all the time so you'll be available when I need you.

On the other hand, I'll love you forever. A great opportunity if you don't suck. Post applications.

I love you all
Kipobe

You had me at "Hellos"

 

[Kipobe]

You know m0dr0cker did this once... it didn't work out all that well.

Then again, he chose Brodie for his assistant over me.

Don't mistake me... I'm not applying for this position. I'm 'above' that now.

m0d really had it made if he was choosing between you and Brodie. These kids nowadays... ugh.

 

[Kipobe]

You had me at "Hellos"

I'd say it every morning.

 

[jaguarr]

m0d really had it made if he was choosing between you and Brodie. These kids nowadays... ugh.

The odds of you actually posting in this thread ever again were incredibly low. You've completely oblitereated the betting pool.

jag

 

[Kipobe]

Who wants to do all that work for nothing?!

I'd treat ya real nice.

Spoiler

 

[AnimeJune]

You know m0dr0cker did this once... it didn't work out all that well.

Then again, he chose Brodie for his assistant over me.

Don't mistake me... I'm not applying for this position. I'm 'above' that now.

Good for you!!! *overenthusiastic thumbs-up*
I have enough work on my hands on the Batman boards alone, trying to wrest n00bs away from heretical ideas that Robin Williams would make a good Joker, Robin the Boy Wonder should be in Batman Begins 2, and that the Joker should wear a mask.

He could just as simply make a different username and then use that to pimp out his brand name.

 

[Kipobe]

The odds of you actually posting in this thread ever again were incredibly low. You've completely oblitereated the betting pool.

jag

That's another reason I need a secretary... to help me with my various promises and keep me organized. I could've accomplished the completion of a Utopia if I could just have my assignments handed to me when I walked in the door and could immediately get to work!!!!

 

[Kipobe]

I still need one.

 

[Da Docta]

Hellos

 

[Kipobe]

Yes, that is correct.

 

[Da Docta]

Not a question.

 

[Kipobe]

It's a statement of which I was confirming.