Help Me Get a Date!!!!!

[The Incredible Hulk]

LOL, I just pissed my slacks!
Say what you want about the others...this is the only one who looks like Andy Dick and is making a face like, "Fine *spreads legs*...Get it over with. On with your business! I have sheep to shear, butter to churn and carbunkles to rinse. Hurry! "

lol

she looks like she probably got a sunburn from the camera flash....

 

[The Fonz]

Hey guys -- I need you to help me get a date with this hot girl. She has agreed to go on a date with me if I can help her win this "Hottest Bartender" contest.

We can vote once every hour, so PLLLLLEASE help me out!

Here is the link, and vote for Lauren!!!!! http://uweekly.com/hottest/2

Whether she's using you or not, I voted for your chick.


You're welcome.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Pdiddy's girl is losing by 179 votes to a woman who looks like Margot Kidder

 

[Kipobe]

LOL, I just pissed my slacks!
Say what you want about the others...this is the only one who looks like Andy Dick and is making a face like, "Fine *spreads legs*...Get it over with. On with your business! I have sheep to shear, butter to churn and carbunkles to rinse. Hurry! "

lol

I already said the Andy Dick thing, you cheerleader

Okay, the Pippi Long-Stocking thing has been over since... let's be real, it was never in. Lose the braids, Heidi.

Okay, why...?

And yes, the Denise Richards wanabe is the closest thing to eligable. Unfortunately, she has no friends and that's why she lost. She went back to her ex-boyfriend who then raped her and kept her in his basement. He voted 20 times in her behalf, but the got bored and drank a Fresca. Ugh. Those things take like horse piss. She deserves to lose.

 

[inspiritonly]

I think any one of these girls could win the hottest bartender contest...

If you set them on fire!

 

[Pdiddy]

Haha, thanks Fonz! I can deal with being used or getting blue balls! We'll cross that bridge when we get there!

Hulk, thanks for pointing out the cruel world we live in, jerk!

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Okay, the Pippi Long-Stocking thing has been over since... let's be real, it was never in. Lose the braids, Heidi.

those arent braids, those are handle bars! just think of all the derogatory "Swiss Miss" comments you could make while you.....well use your imagination...

 

[Kipobe]

Ya know what? I'm starting to think this guy is not the real P. Diddy.

 

[The Fonz]

Wowsers Kipobe, you seem to have real issues against these chicks. Somebody has a low self-esteem. These girls aren't Marilyn Monroe let's be sure, but you gotta be a real loser to get so jealous over these contestants as much as you do. Sheesh.

 

[Erzengel]

Kipobe has a new fan.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wowsers Kipobe, you seem to have real issues against these chicks. Somebody has a low self-esteem. These girls aren't Marilyn Monroe let's be sure, but you gotta be a real loser to get so jealous over these contestants as much as you do. Sheesh.

very un-Fonz ^

 

[Kipobe]

Kipobe has a new fan.

It has been awhile.

 

[jaguarr]

very un-Fonz ^

Maybe he's the Bizarro Fonz? Ayyyyyyyy, stand off it!

jag

 

[Kipobe]

Wowsers Kipobe, you seem to have real issues against these chicks. Somebody has a low self-esteem. These girls aren't Marilyn Monroe let's be sure, but you gotta be a real loser to get so jealous over these contestants as much as you do. Sheesh.

Yes, I do have low self-esteem, to be sure. How I wish I were 'The Fonz'. And no, not Arthur from the popular TV show you kids just go gaga over nowadays, but you... because evidentally, in the last 15 minutes you have shown me the light and shone the spotlight on me... the one person I've refused to look at in my attempt to insult everyone around me other than myself.

Tonight, I will gut my insides open and attempt to physically remove my organs. As a gift to you for showing me my errors, I'll lay them on your doorstep, or as many as I possibly can before the extreme loss of blood that comes from self-surgery claims my life. You may use whatever you wish from the pile of organs. Even donate them to your church as part of good will. Or sell them on eBay. I hope you save a korean child in doing so because we all know Asia needs more kids.

In closing, I had sex with your mother last night and gave her 13 different kinds of syphilis. 8 of them originated with me and are still officially unnamed. I hope she pees in your mouth. I love you.

:heart:

 

[Iceman]

Hey guys -- I need you to help me get a date with this hot girl. She has agreed to go on a date with me if I can help her win this "Hottest Bartender" contest.

We can vote once every hour, so PLLLLLEASE help me out!

Here is the link, and vote for Lauren!!!!! http://uweekly.com/hottest/2

Your girl's reasonably hot but it's not really a date if it's conditional.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Maybe he's the Bizarro Fonz? Ayyyyyyyy, stand off it!

jag

yeah, he walks into a diner, carresses the jukebox and the music turns off.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Pay me.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Don't be all mercenary now, Ronny.

 

[The Fonz]

Yes, I do have low self-esteem, to be sure. How I wish I were 'The Fonz'. And no, not Arthur from the popular TV show you kids just go gaga over nowadays, but you... because evidentally, in the last 15 minutes you have shown me the light and shone the spotlight on me... the one person I've refused to look at in my attempt to insult everyone around me other than myself.

Tonight, I will gut my insides open and attempt to physically remove my organs. As a gift to you for showing me my errors, I'll lay them on your doorstep, or as many as I possibly can before the extreme loss of blood that comes from self-surgery claims my life. You may use whatever you wish from the pile of organs. Even donate them to your church as part of good will. Or sell them on eBay. I hope you save a korean child in doing so because we all know Asia needs more kids.

In closing, I had sex with your mother last night and gave her 13 different kinds of syphilis. 8 of them originated with me and are still officially unnamed. I hope she pees in your mouth. I love you.

:heart:

Oh crap, a "I had sex with yer mom" diss. *covers mouth* I think I remember you though, mom said she ****ed you. And not only were yer clothes sh***y, so was yer dick.

Get outta here with that lame crap, ya mook. I was just commenting on how jealous you were of all those women. Only a lamebrain like you would get as defensive as you. Get real, punk. You don't mean crap to me. You wear tampons in your boxershorts.

 

[jaguarr]

Pay me.

What are you? One of blind_fury's "girlfriends"?

jag

 

[Ronny Shade]

Don't be all mercenary now, Ronny.

Gotta be mercenary until that one life-changing job comes along and I get real into it and it gets real personal for me but I still insist it's only for the money until the 2nd act break when I go save the girl for free.

this aint that job.

 

[Erzengel]

Get outta here with that lame crap, ya mook. I was just commenting on how jealous you were of all those women. Only a lamebrain like you would get as defensive as you. Get real, punk. You don't mean crap to me. You wear tampons in your boxershorts.

Just when I thought people stopped using that word, here it is.

I plan on using it in the future to ridicule defensive people.

I'll say it just like George McFly as well.

"Hey, you.....lamebrain, Get your damn hands off her."

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

And not only were yer clothes sh***y, so was yer dick.

Is that PG-13? 'Cause the Hype is PG-13.
I guess if Elliot can say "Penis-Breath" you can say that. Never mind.

Also, dude, you need to realize that mocking someone doesn't always mean that you're "jealous of them".
That is a bulls*** line that parents chant for little bucktoothed fat kids and scrawny, mincing bed-wetters when they're being tormented at school.

Like, for instance, when Al Franken makes fun of George Bush for being an "idiot"?....he's.....NOT "jealous of George Bush".
He's actually, making fun of someone who deserves it.

 

[The Fonz]

Just when I thought people stopped using that word, here it is.

I plan on using it in the future to ridicule defensive people.

I'll say it just like George McFly as well.

"Hey, you.....lamebrain, Get your damn hands off her."

Of course, the Back to the Future Trilogy completely dwarfs the Stars Wars Trilogy in terms of brilliance, butthead.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Is that PG-13? 'Cause the Hype is PG-13.
I guess if Elliot can say "Penis-Breath" you can say that. Never mind.

Also, dude, you need to realize that mocking someone doesn't always mean that you're "jealous of them".
That is a bulls*** line that parents chant for little bucktoothed fat kids and scrawny, mincing bed-wetters when they're being tormented at school.

Like, for instance, when Al Franken makes fun of George Bush for being an "idiot"?....he's.....NOT "jealous of George Bush".
He's actually, making fun of someone who deserves it.

You're saying Al Franken doesn't wish he was president? Sure he does.