Henry Rollins just told me not to do meth.

[bored]

When Rollins was born, he was blessed by Chuck Norris.

 

[jaguarr]

When Rollins was born, he was blessed by Chuck Norris.

Rollins > Chuck Norris > David Hasselhoff. There, I said it!

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Rollins > Chuck Norris > David Hasselhoff. There, I said it!

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This kind of reminds me of when I was young, I met the band X. It was a record signing and I was in awe. Sadly this was after Billy Zoom left, but there was DJ Bonebreak, Exene and John Doe, right in fornt of me.

I told Exene I wanted to kiss her knee-caps ('cause I was a stupid teen). She laughed and said "Maybe when you're older."
Then I moved right past the guitarist and said "Yo."
Then I got to DJ and told him how amazing his scene in the kitchen in "X:The Unheard Music" was.

Then I got to John Doe who was sipping on a beer. I stupidly said "Man, look at you, all heroic, what a sight, you, there, with your beer."

And he flipped out and got pissed and raised his voice and said "There is nothing "HEROIC" about drinking beer! It's for fools and cowards. It's for stupid, weak people. This beer means I'm WEAK, not a "HERO"! DON'T EVER START DRINKING ALCOHOL!


And I sat there silent and then went "mmmm" and ran away. LOL

 

[DOG LIPS]

Rollins has more of a "I'll bite a chunk of skin off your face if you do drugs!" approach though.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

And he flipped out and got pissed and raised his voice and said "There is nothing "HEROIC" about drinking beer! It's for fools and cowards. It's for stupid, weak people. This beer means I'm WEAK, not a "HERO"! DON'T EVER START DRINKING ALCOHOL!

HA! it would be even better if you ended it....


"I've never had a drink since!"

 

[jaguarr]

Sooo.....John Doe was kind of a mean drunk, then?

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

heh, yes. A self-loathing, mean drunk.

 

[Man-Thing]

This kind of reminds me of when I was young, I met the band X. It was a record signing and I was in awe. Sadly this was after Billy Zoom left, but there was DJ Bonebreak, Exene and John Doe, right in fornt of me.

I told Exene I wanted to kiss her knee-caps ('cause I was a stupid teen). She laughed and said "Maybe when you're older."
Then I moved right past the guitarist and said "Yo."
Then I got to DJ and told him how amazing his scene in the kitchen in "X:The Unheard Music" was.

Then I got to John Doe who was sipping on a beer. I stupidly said "Man, look at you, all heroic, what a sight, you, there, with your beer."

And he flipped out and got pissed and raised his voice and said "There is nothing "HEROIC" about drinking beer! It's for fools and cowards. It's for stupid, weak people. This beer means I'm WEAK, not a "HERO"! DON'T EVER START DRINKING ALCOHOL!


And I sat there silent and then went "mmmm" and ran away. LOL

haha, you wussie.

 

[Themanofbat]

You're just scared of Teh Rollins. It's understandable.

jag

I'm more scared of him getting all sweaty near me....

 

[DOG LIPS]