Hi guys.

[GunBlade]

****! I'm really REALLY bored. Insomnia, you see..

So tell me your turn on/turn offs. What do you like or look for in the opposite sex?

 

[GunBlade]

Talk to meeeeeeeeee.

 

[Abaddon]

nice boobs, suitable ass, a sense of humor, pleasant personality, penislessness, intelligence, proper ladyness skills,compassion, nice teeth and lips, hairless legs.

 

[Kritish]

There's been several threads about this.

 

[Joe Kerr]

glasses...

flexibility...

 

[Darren Daring]

None by Gunblade.

Lately.

So, shut up.

 

[GunBlade]

Turn offs?

 

[SuperFerret]

Nice eyes, great smile, infectious laugh, intelligence, the ability to deal with strange people (a MUST), and most importantly a good heart.

 

[GunBlade]

None by Gunblade.

Lately.

So, shut up.

:heart:

 

[Ben Urich]

Glasses

 

[jimmy]

I like tall women. I'm not, exactly, sure what it is about tall women that I like, but there is this strange sensation I experience when encountering them.

I also like a nice smile, ass, long legs (it kind of comes with the tall territory), and intelligence.

 

[Abaddon]

turn offs- smelly breath, stupidity, apathy, selfishness, frequent mood swings, short hair, flat chest, lopsided ass, potty humor, hairy chest, fat belly.

 

[Venom Drool]

turn ons include much
turn offs include brodie.

 

[Darren Daring]

Are you drunk right now? You seem mroe impaired than usual.

 

[Mee]

Talk to meeeeeeeeee.

Me?

 

[SuperFerret]

Turn offs?

Pretty much anyone who doesn't have an open mind.

 

[Kritish]

Nobody has said a penis?

 

[Abaddon]

Nobody has said a penis?

nice boobs, suitable ass, a sense of humor, pleasant personality, penislessness, intelligence, proper ladyness skills,compassion, nice teeth and lips, hairless legs.

pay attention.

 

[GunBlade]

might as well state mine

Likes - has to have an amazing sense of humor (anyone that can make me laugh even when im mad, i love that), tall, confident, a little eccentric, a guy that won't put up with my **** and will argue with me..ohh turns me ON, good music taste, dark hair/light eyes, mysterious/keeps me guessing, considerate, sweet, smells nice, nice hands/smile/laugh, willing to cuddle, INTELLIGENT, nerdy and so on

Oh yeah, don't mind the chubs either. What can I say? They feel so warm!

Dislikes - dry personality, short, too flirtatious, can't hold a conversation, push-over, bad hygiene, arrogant, smokes, not spontaneous, dirty nails my God, girly men, crazy buff guys, too much tan, guidos....

 

[Showtime]

I like 'em real young. Like, did you ever see Paulina in her first "Sports Illustrated" layout? That face, but with better headlights. You know how hers have kind of dimmed lately? Heidi Klums beams would do. And her teeth. Or, ooh, that Britney Spears girl. She's got great knockers. But she's a tad muscular. Uh, actually, you know what? Her ass would do, too, if she had a better grille. Like, uh, Michelle Pfeiffer back when she did "Grease 2". But she'd have to be a little smilier than Michelle. Kinda like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, before she got Stamosed. But not as skinny. Someone a little meatier, like Heidi. But without the accent. You know those accents: yah-yah-yah-yah. They really get old fast. You know what I mean. Someone like that.

 

[Abaddon]

I like 'em real young. Like, did you ever see Paulina in her first "Sports Illustrated" layout? That face, but with better headlights. You know how hers have kind of dimmed lately? Heidi Klums beams would do. And her teeth. Or, ooh, that Britney Spears girl. She's got great knockers. But she's a tad muscular. Uh, actually, you know what? Her ass would do, too, if she had a better grille. Like, uh, Michelle Pfeiffer back when she did "Grease 2". But she'd have to be a little smilier than Michelle. Kinda like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, before she got Stamosed. But not as skinny. Someone a little meatier, like Heidi. But without the accent. You know those accents: yah-yah-yah-yah. They really get old fast. You know what I mean. Someone like that.

so shallow.

 

[Showtime]

so shallow.

As Shallow as Hal.

 

[jimmy]

might as well state mine

Likes - has to have an amazing sense of humor (anyone that can make me laugh even when im mad, i love that), tall, confident, a little eccentric, a guy that won't put up with my **** and will argue with me..ohh turns me ON, good music taste, dark hair/light eyes, mysterious/keeps me guessing, considerate, sweet, smells nice, nice hands/smile/laugh, willing to cuddle, INTELLIGENT, nerdy and so on

Oh yeah, don't mind the chubs either. What can I say? They feel so warm!

Dislikes - dry personality, short, too flirtatious, can't hold a conversation, push-over, bad hygiene, arrogant, smokes, not spontaneous, dirty nails my God, girly men, crazy buff guys, too much tan, guidos....

Your likes describe this man:

But because you live in New Jersey, this is all you get.

 

[Venom Drool]

Are you drunk right now? You seem mroe impaired than usual.

like a wildabeast

 

[Darren Daring]

Are they usually drunk?