You as another gender..

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What would you be like if you were of the opposite sex? Describe a brief or vague description of yourself now, and then tell us how you'd be.

Seriously, it's not the alcohol that made me type this. I'm like JLBats, I can handle it. But anyways, yeah answer the damn question.
 
DOG LIPS: I'd have BOOBAHS!!!
 
I would be rather coy and play boys like tools. I would dress in a refined nature, yet revealing enough that no one could look away. Yes, I'd be pretty but the ugliness of my personality would be deeply hidden.

For instance: If I wanted expensive new shoes or jewelry, I would find the richest boy in town and flirt with him until he liked me. Then I would play hard to get and after a few months of talk and discussion I'd promise him that he could go out with me. I'd make out but nothing more but wear increasingly more revealing things to make other boys look at me. At this point he would be jealous and horny, a dangerous combination and I'd tell him that he could have me if he could show he loved me. Boys are foolish and so he'd buy me things to show he loved me, but I'd tell him that each thing is not what I want and then take him to the store that has my item of desire.

At that point, I would insist on him getting me that or finding another boy who would. I would then make out with him and allow him to feel me up exactly two weeks later, on the day that we're supposed to do it. But then I would deny him and say that I'm not ready. He would say "it's okay" and I would ask to be friends until I'm ready.

Promising him to get laid the second that we go back out.

The jewels would be mine, and I'd have a rich boy desperately wanting me...

I'd have to make sure the boys didn't know each other, so I'd have to spread rumours to make them fight amognst themselves and become enemies. Ensuring that my plan could never be ruined.


I would also sneak into the boys locker room from time to time, just to make out with the cutest/richest one there. And you couldn't call me a ***** because then I'd tell the principle and get you suspended.
 
Me as another gender would still be hot

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That is disturbing on so many levels.

They would call me Showtunia.
 
*quote showtime*

You know it's weird how most of the "girls" or "women" on this board have obvious-to-which-gender names. But a lot of the girls that people know in person have less obvious names. Hmmm....

Nah guys would never pretend to be girls online! That would never happen.
 
I'd probably be a huge skank. :(
 
I'd probably always be adjusting myself. Seriously, how do you guys handle all that dangly junk?

I'd probably be hot as a guy.
 
I think I'd be fairly attractive.
 
I'd be a tall, overweight, quiet, unsocial woman that no man would date and other girls would make fun of.
 
Call me... Mania. :heart: :cwink:

If I had been a girl, I probably would still be an introverted little nerd. Difference being, I'd had nice boobs, curves 'til Tuesday, and a fly new hairstyle every few weeks. I also imagine I'd be a bit of a tease. Not "oh, don't date her. She's a massive tease." More like light flirting.
 
I don't think I'd be too different. I mean, I'd probably get laid easier, espicially if I was an attractive, stacked gal.
 
I'd be fabulous, like duh! :o
 
If I were a girl, I'd probably be a huge ****.
 
I love how all of you guys think you'd be massive ****s as girls. I think I'd probably be more of a prude as a woman.
 
Not a ****. Just a little flirty. And cute.
 
I would be a good girl. No hooking up with random guys, I'd be out there looking for Mr. Right. As far as clothes go, I would dress pretty casual. Jeans and t-shirts kind of gal.

Also, I think I would make a very attractive woman. I have long eyelashes, long legs, and a big ass. I'd be good to go.
 

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