You as another gender..

[knowsbleed]

I would be rather coy and play boys like tools. I would dress in a refined nature, yet revealing enough that no one could look away. Yes, I'd be pretty but the ugliness of my personality would be deeply hidden.

For instance: If I wanted expensive new shoes or jewelry, I would find the richest boy in town and flirt with him until he liked me. Then I would play hard to get and after a few months of talk and discussion I'd promise him that he could go out with me. I'd make out but nothing more but wear increasingly more revealing things to make other boys look at me. At this point he would be jealous and horny, a dangerous combination and I'd tell him that he could have me if he could show he loved me. Boys are foolish and so he'd buy me things to show he loved me, but I'd tell him that each thing is not what I want and then take him to the store that has my item of desire.

At that point, I would insist on him getting me that or finding another boy who would. I would then make out with him and allow him to feel me up exactly two weeks later, on the day that we're supposed to do it. But then I would deny him and say that I'm not ready. He would say "it's okay" and I would ask to be friends until I'm ready.

Promising him to get laid the second that we go back out.

The jewels would be mine, and I'd have a rich boy desperately wanting me...

I'd have to make sure the boys didn't know each other, so I'd have to spread rumours to make them fight amognst themselves and become enemies. Ensuring that my plan could never be ruined.


I would also sneak into the boys locker room from time to time, just to make out with the cutest/richest one there. And you couldn't call me a ***** because then I'd tell the principle and get you suspended.

You've put waaay too much thought into this.

 

[Johann Krauss]

waaaaaaaaay too much time.

 

[JaD]

I'd totally be a lesbian.


Wait...wha?



Now I'm just confused.

 

[chaseter]

Me as another gender would still be hot

You look like the bad guy in Tropic Thunder that plays the white woman and beats up Tugg Speedman.

To this thread...yeah I would be a ****e.

 

[Silverstein]

I love how all of you guys think you'd be massive ****s as girls. I think I'd probably be more of a prude as a woman.

I am not a ****e!!! I'm a girl who knows what she wants and how to get it. A ****e is a woman is usually filthy and will do anything for cash. As a girl, by the age of 25 I would have probably only even touched one......male's anatomy.

 

[Silverstein]

Me as another gender would still be hot

I'd tap that...










...REALLY hard..








....with a stick.

 

[Majik1387]

I'd be less of a **** so that I wouldn't get pregnant.

 

[Silverstein]

Less? You're a **** now?

 

[PyroChamber]

Hopefully, I'd be a better looking woman than now as myself; no one wants to see an exact opposite sex version of themselves as far as looks go.

I'd probably be the same way I am now, an introvert with a sarcastic attitude. But I'd also be a geek/gamer chick with all this knowledge about movie and comics. Dating would probably be the more difficult part, I mean dating is alreday for guys, I don't know how it is for lesbians (yeah, I'd be a lesbian).

 

[chamber-music]

****ty lesbian

Bingo we have a Winner

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I would be a dirty ****e!!! AHAHAHAHA

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I can honestly say I've never thought about being a woman until now. I wouldn't make a very good woman lol.

 

[Nirvana]

I don't really stop to think what I would be like if I woke up one day and had a vagina. But honestly, I'd be a total ****e.

 

[PyroChamber]

So I guess it's safe to say that all the guys would become ****es.

 

[Silverstein]

>_< Damnit!! I wouldn't be a ****e!!

 

[Eggyman]

I'd stay inside all the time playing with my pink bits. I'd have flowing brown hair, massive boobs, and a clown's pocket.

What a strange question

 

[Silverstein]

I'd stay inside all the time playing with my pink bits. I'd have flowing brown hair, massive boobs, and a clown's pocket.

What a strange question

With a massive gut too?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'd be curious to see if i let hormones get the best of me like some women.

 

[Eggyman]

With a massive gut too?

No. I'd have a rich husband so would orgasm all my fat away.

 

[Ugfugly]

I'd tap that...










...REALLY hard..








....with a stick.

Your PMs say otherwise.

You know you want it.


My milkshake is better than yours.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

I love how you guys are playing out female stereotypes. Half you sound like female supervillains. "And then, Batman would be smitten by me... he would not dare imprison this *****! For I am Catwoman... hear me roar!"

I would be normal... with big boobs... why are do people obsess over breasts both male and female?

Also, to the ladies. What are you gonna do with all that junk... all that junk inside your... pantaloons...

 

[chamber-music]

I can honestly say I've never thought about being a woman until now. I wouldn't make a very good woman lol.

Its the facial hair isn't it t:

 

[JLBats]

This is a very unsettling thread that has brought out some unsettling things in some unexpectedly unsettling posters.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Would you pleasure me? I'd pleasure me! I'd pleasure me hard!

--- Altered movie quote

 

[a cupcake mess]

I don't think I'd be any different....but that I'd like women. I already like sports, porn, video games and bumming around so I have that covered.