Hide your dogs.

[Napoleon]

I have a three year old female Boykin Spaniel. She's such a great dog. She's very smart and knows several tricks such as play dead and jump through the hoop. She's very food motivated though, and the only way to get her to do things you want her to do most of the time is to tempt her with food.

 

[Reek]

Weeks ago there was a thread about a dog mauling a child. I made a poorly-worded post... or at least I could've worded it better for the Community demographic, if you catch my drift.

My point was that dogs killing people are stories we should just get used to. Because our species is stuck with canines. I never actually argued for their culling or any crap like that.

EDIT: Sorry, I should've made a translation for certain Hypsters.

Most dogs good. Bad owners make bad dogs. Bad dogs kill kids. Sorry. But most dogs good.

Do you follow, Reek? Greens?

How did I get brought into this? I haven't made a single post in this thread.

If you are going to insult me man, do better.

 

[Reek]

I have a pit/bassett mix. He is like the living incarnation of snuggles.

i have a purebred bassett... laziest girl in the world.

oh sorry, i should speak my native tongue.

bassett pure. lazy. it girl.

 

[ComicChick]

How did I get brought into this? I haven't made a single post in this thread.

If you are going to insult me man, do better.

Superwoman Prime is not going to insult you or any other posters here like that again if they wish to stay.

Completely uncalled for and without any context or provocation. This is not allowed here. This is a warning to all. I can let pass some mild jabbing or playing around but to insult Greens and Reek like that out of the blue is bad form.

I dont want to see it again.
moving on.

 

[ComicChick]

I have a pit bull, a husky and two cats. I'm not a dog person, I'm not a cat person. I'd like to think I'm an animal person.

 

[Reek]

 

[dude stannis]

I dont want to see it again.
Carry on.

You should probably have this saved for future reference in this madhouse:

 

[ComicChick]

You should probably have this saved for future reference in this madhouse:

I was going to make a metaphor or simile akin to ban hammers and walking the plank to coincide but I am way too tired. Ironically the more tired I get, the larger the words I use and the odder I speak/type. Apparently I'm known to speak "old englishy" when I don't sleep enough. I was told this recently.

 

[Reek]

Let it be known... After midnight, CC has a British accent as well.

 

[Warhammer]

Hannibal Lickter

 

[Enriquespy]

Two hugenourmoumonsterously big labradors. The tail of one of them can destroy a porcelain store in 5 secs flat.
Luv them.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Superwoman Prime is not going to insult you or any other posters here like that again if they wish to stay.

Completely uncalled for and without any context or provocation. This is not allowed here. This is a warning to all. I can let pass some mild jabbing or playing around but to insult Greens and Reek like that out of the blue is bad form.

I dont want to see it again.
moving on.

I'm bad at teasing. Sorry.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I have a three year old female Boykin Spaniel. She's such a great dog. She's very smart and knows several tricks such as play dead and jump through the hoop. She's very food motivated though, and the only way to get her to do things you want her to do most of the time is to tempt her with food.

Heheh. Imagine what she could do if you gave her a big juicy steak.

i have a purebred bassett... laziest girl in the world.

oh sorry, i should speak my native tongue.

I'll speak my native tongue too.

bla bla bla complaint bla bla bla complaint bla bla bla weep

Was that good?

 

[Reek]

No.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Ya.

 

[O_B_Juan]

One of the ladies where I work just told our boss that she needs 2 weeks off because she's buying a dog. She told the boss "It's a life changing event."

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Every time I see this thread's name I think, "Hide your dogs, hide yo wife"

 

[Reek]

Every time I see this thread's name I think, "Hide your dogs, hide yo wife"

hide your identity and lock your doors!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Did I ever tell you that my name is "Cory"? It's a unisex name. I just kept it to make things easier.

One of the ladies where I work just told our boss that she needs 2 weeks off because she's buying a dog. She told the boss "It's a life changing event."

Omg. Lol! What did your boss say?

 

[Reek]

Did I ever tell you that my name is "Cory"? It's a unisex name. I just kept it to make things easier.

No.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Oi.

 

[ComicChick]

okay this thread is going nowhere. why should it stay open?

 

[jokesonm3]

Dial 1 for Yes.

Dial 2 for No.

 

[Reek]

dogs good. love dog. thread open for dog.

that, plus spontaneous acts of attention seeking...

that's 4 reasons there...

 

[Duke]

Dial 1 for Yes.

Dial 2 for No.