Hollywood, I'm sick of the homoeroticism you call vampires.

[chamber-music]

Near Dark and the Lost Boys made them sleek.

 

[Triadkd]

But those movies kicked ass. And the vampires were still monsters, they didnt lightly suck the blood out of you. They tore your throat open.

 

[Grim Goblin]

Well Dracula did the smooth "seducing the victim before gently draining their blood" thing in practically every incarnation on film.

But I agree that Anne Rice's vampire type seems to be the "standard" these days. I also miss the throat-ripping monsters...

 

[Speedball]

...I don't know if they're homoerotic...
I mean, the Vampire is still preying after a woman in most films.
The only film that I've seen that didn't have that was Interview with a Vampire

 

[Noir]

^^^Vampire.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Kindred the Embraced was a kickass portrayal of vampires.

 

[SWAT]

The Underworld movies weren't great, at all, and I say that as a fan of vampire and werewolf myth, they were entertaining tho, so they're goal was reached.
Blood &... looks like a cross between Underworld and Wolf. I have no faith in this movie at all.

 

[Kritish]

at least the Vamps in Buffy were still ugly half demons who loved the p**sy

The lost boys vampires were cool.

Keifer Sutherland wasn't some emo *****.

 

[Kritish]

Near Dark and the Lost Boys made them sleek.

Bull crap, did you notice they slept like bats?

 

[Orko Is King]

I hate it when they ain't been shaved!

 

[tzarinna]

But I love eroticism......in any form. :meow:

 

[cryptic name]

yes...but ****ty werewolves are NOT vampires, which was my point.

i was amplifying your point...turning it up to 11 if you will.

 

[Darth Elektra]

I like Vampire and Werewolf movies but there needs to be a strict guideline.

The first rule is they must be R-rated movies. (No more, pg13 crappy films)
The secont rule is it should be gory. (Yep!)
The third rule... oh who am I kidding hollywood isn't listening.

 

[Joker]

The lost boys vampires were cool.

Keifer Sutherland wasn't some emo *****.

in-f**king-deed my friend...Keifer Sutherland will kick your ass no matter what role he's playing though...and if you want someone like him in Buffy just take a look at Spike, he killed everyone and then slept with all the hot chicks on the show while wearing black leather and having peroxide blonde hair, just like a certain other vampire from Lost Boys

 

[Kritish]

in-f**king-deed my friend...Keifer Sutherland will kick your ass no matter what role he's playing though...and if you want someone like him in Buffy just take a look at Spike, he killed everyone and then slept with all the hot chicks on the show while wearing black leather and having peroxide blonde hair, just like a certain other vampire from Lost Boys

Bah, Spike was a poser.

 

[Joker]

Bah, Spike was a poser.

spike would kick your ass

 

[Abaddon]

Spike is overrated.

 

[Darth Elektra]

But I agree that Anne Rice's vampire type seems to be the "standard" these days. I also miss the throat-ripping monsters...

You got it...

I have a little hope for Skinwalkers.

 

[Sloth7d]

Theirs alot of hate for underworld in here.
Personally I'd give it a 3 out of 5, it was okay really.

 

[Majik1387]

One of my fave vampire movies is 'Vamps' with Grace Jones.

 

[Darth Elektra]

As many of you know Im a big fan of the underworld movies.

yeah... just wanted to say that.

 

[Kritish]

spike would kick your ass

Not with that ***** micro chip in his head!

Besides, I'm a real life Ash *****!

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Near Dark and the Lost Boys made them sleek.

there was nothing sleek about the vampires in either movie, the Near Dark vampires looked like they had just finished working on their 86 ford tempos for about 70% of the movie, and the Lost Boys vampires looked "cool" in a bad ass sort of way, but none of them were homoerotic by any strech of the imagination.
plus, the chick from lost boys is HAWT, it has nothing to do with anything, I just wanted to put that out there

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Bah, Spike was a poser.

Spike is overrated.

this is true.

 

[Abaddon]

I always enjoyed Spike's barbs and one-liners. But I preferred him as a villain.None of that micro-chip, Buffy-obsessed, ****.