How do you read a girl?

[Tangled Web]

She's probably confused cuz it's 3:36 in the damn morning and she's 14.

Weast coast man. It's early.

 

[AndThePickles]

Tangled Web, if I was in the same room as you right now I'd give you a good shaking.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Weast coast man. It's early.

Ok 12:38. I was fast asleep when I was 14.

 

[Tangled Web]

She just called me a dick. Why?

 

[Crooklyn]

She just called me a dick. Why?

Because she wants it hard, man. The signals are all there.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

*mailsTWsomechloroform*

 

[ComicChick]

if i was her, i'd be laughing on her end of the phone.

sorry but true.

i know you said you like her so much, but she's either an idiot, or enjoying the drama she's causing you.

 

[AndThePickles]

Seriously TW, by still texting her you're accomplishing the same thing as if you were drooling at her feet.

 

[Crooklyn]

How late is it there? I'm pretty sure there's a limit into what extent the girl is willing to go through with talking to a guy.

And late late late-night texting is like...totally flirting.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

How late is it there? I'm pretty sure there's a limit into what extent the girl is willing to go through with talking to a guy.

And late late late-night texting is like...totally flirting.

Yeah, TW will be describing the print on this undies in no time.

 

[Tangled Web]

hahah. She's totally upset. Here come the petty phrases...

 

[ComicChick]

and u do realize that every text you send her can be saved and used against you for whatever reason right?

for all you know, her and her bf could be sitting there reading them, or she could be sitting around with some of her friends laughing about it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

and u do realize that every text you send her can be saved and used against you for whatever reason right?

for all you know, her and her bf could be sitting there reading them, or she could be sitting around with some of her friends laughing about it.

Damn, girls are/were mean

 

[Tangled Web]

and u do realize that every text you send her can be saved and used against you for whatever reason right?

for all you know, her and her bf could be sitting there reading them, or she could be sitting around with some of her friends laughing about it.

She's pretty pissed off. She just called me a ****ing ass hole. I could call her to see if it's in her voice.

 

[DarthRekal]

and u do realize that every text you send her can be saved and used against you for whatever reason right?

for all you know, her and her bf could be sitting there reading them, or she could be sitting around with some of her friends laughing about it.

yup.. from the mind of a "chick"t:

thats exactly how they think..be afraid ..be very afraid

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Whats going on in here?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

She's pretty pissed off. She just called me a ****ing ass hole. I could call her to see if it's in her voice.

TW, go to bed and resume tomorrow. Tonight's pretty unsalvagable.

 

[AndThePickles]

TW, go to bed and resume tomorrow. Tonight's pretty unsalvagable.

Better yet, resume never.

 

[ComicChick]

Damn, girls are/were mean

yeah some of em are.

She's pretty pissed off. She just called me a ****ing ass hole. I could call her to see if it's in her voice.

that's why talking is always better, it's much harder to hide something in your voice than it is with typing.

 

[Crooklyn]

TW, go to bed and resume tomorrow. Tonight's pretty unsalvagable.

What do you mean? Today's a whole new day. He's just starting early.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Better yet, resume never.

The male ego won't let a possible mate get away until we've pretty suficiently ****ed up our chances 100%

 

[AndThePickles]

The male ego won't let a possible mate get away until we've pretty suficiently ****ed up our chances 100%

......I'm pretty sure it's 110% right about now

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Just sing her a song.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

......I'm pretty sure it's 110% right about now

[Jim Carrey]So you're sayin there's a chance[/Jim Carrey]

 

[Tangled Web]

Now she's not even making any sense.

It's like when you ask someone why and they say "because" but to a whole new level of waaah.

-Why are you mad?
- Because you're pissing me off?
-What did I say to piss you off?
-Everything! You are so ****ing stupid!
- Because I've moved on...?