How do you read a girl?

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm beginning to think this was a ploy by JAL/GAH (holy crap that sounds like a covert group ) to recruit members into their clan. They're setting us all up.

The Axis of Evil isn't complete w/o Blind_Fury.

 

[kytrigger]

**** it. I'm doing it for sure. I'll tell her that the reason I was upset is because I cancelled a date with JP for her. And then I'll have some excellent story to tell a few weeks later and then she'll try to top it.


I don't know why I have a feeling that this won't work. It's like some tyop or I Love Lucy erotica.

Wow. This is gonna be interesting. Just remember post all the details here. Even if it doesn't work out, it at least has the potential to be pretty funny.

 

[Tangled Web]

Make it work! Just don't get too elaborate. Keep the details short and mysterious.

This may sound pathetic, but I atleast want to try it. It could be fun.

 

[AndThePickles]

Wow. This is gonna be interesting. Just remember post all the details here. Even if it doesn't work out, it at least has the potential to be pretty funny.

This is awesome. We've molded his young mind's intentions like PUTTY

 

[Colossal Spoons]

This may sound pathetic, but I atleast want to try it. It could be fun.

There ya go. Play around and see what works so you can pass this advice down to the TWs of tomorrow.

Worst case scenario: rejection and maybe a slap
Best case scenario: POON!

 

[Master Chief]

This is awesome. We've molded his young mind's intentions like PUTTY

Can you make the putty into three separate pins? 'Cause I want to juggle them.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

This is awesome. We've molded his young mind's intentions like PUTTY

You don't do the evil villain cackle until the damsel is already dead!

 

[Crooklyn]

There ya go. Play around and see what works so you can pass this advice down to the TWs of tomorrow.

Worst case scenario: rejection and maybe a slap
Best case scenario: POON!

I disagree, the worst case scenario is he's found out, and the whole story is blown out to the rest of the school. You can be sure his rep will be shot down for the rest of his educational career.

 

[Tangled Web]

I still have the strange feeling that this is dishonest and sad...I have a weird feeling that this is something Kainedemo would try.

What would Equint or Calvin say?

 

[Master Chief]

I disagree, the worst case scenario is he's found out, and the whole story is blown out to the rest of the school. You can be sure his rep will be shot down for the rest of his educational career.

A dry humping honor student's rep shot down... never thought it possible.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I disagree, the worst case scenario is he's found out, and the whole story is blown out to the rest of the school. You can be sure his rep will be shot down for the rest of his educational career.

Hmm, I should have asked what grade he was in first. Good eye.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I still have the strange feeling that this is dishonest and sad...I have a weird feeling that this is something Kainedemo would try.

What would Equint or Calvin say?

Equint: "Roofie"
Calvin: "Stalk her"

 

[AndThePickles]

I disagree, the worst case scenario is he's found out, and the whole story is blown out to the rest of the school. You can be sure his rep will be shot down for the rest of his educational career.

True, this is high school we're talking about I'm sure his guy friends will think it's hilarious though.

 

[Tangled Web]

I disagree, the worst case scenario is he's found out, and the whole story is blown out to the rest of the school. You can be sure his rep will be shot down for the rest of his educational career.

Eh, she's in the 8th grade (I know, what the **** is wrong with me right?) so I don't see it happening like that. Like I care what Junior high students think.

 

[AndThePickles]

Eh, she's in the 8th grade (I know, what the **** is wrong with me right?) so I don't see it happening like that. Like I care what Junior high students think.

Oh lord, why didn't you tell everyone this to begin with?! No wonder she's acting so immature, that's worse than high school!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Crooklyn]

Eh, she's in the 8th grade (I know, what the **** is wrong with me right?) so I don't see it happening like that. Like I care what Junior high students think.

Wait....hold up. I thought she was at least a hs freshman. How old are you??

 

[Tangled Web]

Wait....hold up. I thought she was at least a hs freshman. How old are you??

I'm 16. She's 14. She's the same girl from that other thread I made.

 

[kytrigger]

Oh lord, why didn't you tell everyone this to begin with?! No wonder she's acting so immature, that's worse than high school!!!!!!!!!!

he had said it in one of the other threads he made. (the one where she was dating a 19 year old)

 

[AndThePickles]

Wait....hold up. I thought she was at least a hs freshman. How old are you??

Seriously, she's not even old enough to be legally having sex yet, we're giving him advice that can get him arrested because I'm pretty sure TW is like 16!!!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Eh, she's in the 8th grade (I know, what the **** is wrong with me right?) so I don't see it happening like that. Like I care what Junior high students think.

I've been trying to help TW score with an 8th grader

 

[Mr Sparkle]

The only brother in that picture is on his shirt. That's ****ed up.

I was more disturbed by mr skull pants than anything else.

 

[Tangled Web]

To be fair, she should be a Freshman. And I should only be a Sophmore.

 

[Crooklyn]

I'm 16. She's 14. She's the same girl from that other thread I made.

Dawg...she's supposed to be one of the EASY ONES! Bury this story, don't EVER let your friends know about this incident. My god we've got to do damage control on this sh1t.

 

[kytrigger]

I still can't believe you told an 8th grade girl she's out of your league. That's like giving napalm to a pyromaniac.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Dawg...she's supposed to be one of the EASY ONES! Bury this story, don't EVER let your friends know about this incident. My god we've got to do damage control on this sh1t.

Seriously. ABORT!