How do you read a girl?

[ComicChick]

as much as i'd like to stay and be updated on this, i need sleep.

so i'll come back tomorrow and see what i missed lol

night all

 

[Colossal Spoons]

1. You've weaved a huge web of texts, she probably has no reason why she'd mad anymore.

2. It's pretty late for your younglings, she's probably all sleep deprived.

 

[AndThePickles]

Tangled Web makes my common sense bleed.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Tangled Web's Web is Tangled.

 

[Crooklyn]

TW, she's pissed. Scrambled. If that's true, leave it be. That's where you want her, trust me.

 

[Shifty]

I agree 100% Went back to my old highschool and couldn't help but say "**** wasn't like this when I was here"

Talk to any of the male teachers? Its not to late to become a teacher! t:

Oh and yeah, 14 year old girls - stay the **** away from. They may have small boobs, look good in makeup and will host a rainbow party but have no clue what just the next 4 years will be like. She'll meet plenty of guys and you'll have plenty of chances with girls.

 

[Badger]

I fear for TW on Monday.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

hahah. She's totally upset. Here come the petty phrases...

oh holy jesus, you're still talking to this girl?

what part of IGNORE is so freaking foreing to ya?

 

[AndThePickles]

Talk to any of the male teachers? Its not to late to become a teacher! t:

He'll have to become single and a pedophile first

 

[ComicChick]

ok i think we need a printed transcript of this text messaging conversation for analysis





and laughs

 

[Tangled Web]

TW, she's pissed. Scrambled. If that's true, leave it be. That's where you want her, trust me.

Yeah, I'll just let her be angry. I would call but I don't want to laugh or anything while she's yelling at me. She's also probably crying.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

TW, she's pissed. Scrambled. If that's true, leave it be. That's where you want her, trust me.

Sex is best when the broad is confused and emotional.

I fear for TW on Monday.

They don't go to the same school....luckily.

 

[AndThePickles]

Yeah, I'll just let her be angry. I would call but I don't want to laugh or anything while she's yelling at me. She's also probably crying.

.......either that or laughing at you.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I dated a girl that went to a different school.

Spoiler

It only lasted 2 weeks.

 

[Shifty]

He'll have to become single and a pedophile first

I'm just saying a glance here a glance there help makes the soul crushing day go by a little faster. They wear those clothes for a reason, what are we supposed to look at? And also someone who has taught students for a long time probably can't help shake their head in disgust how things have changed with teens in the past ten years.

 

[Tangled Web]

ok i think we need a printed transcript of this text messaging conversation for analysis





and laughs

I'm D and she's A

D- I'm just a little upset because I turned down a date for you. But it's on now.
A- What do you mean?
D-I mean exactly what I said. I'm not waiting for you any more.
A-Wait, what the **** do you mean it's on?
D- Why so hostile?
A- Because you're ****ing pissing me off.
D- Why?
A- Because of the things you've said?
D- Like what?
A- I don't want to argue about this.
D- Do you have nothing to say?
A- Just shut up. You are being an ass hole!
D- What did I do that was so bad?
A - Because you are ****ing pissing me off.
D- What's the matter?
A- You are the matter! You are making me mad.
D- What exactly did I say to make you mad?
A - Everything! You are ****ing stupid!
D- Ok...
A- Leave me alone? ****!

 

[AndThePickles]

Lol oh boy. And on that note, I'm off to bed everyone haha. It's been interesting, later people.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm D and she's A

D- I'm just a little upset because I turned down a date for you. But it's on now.
A- What do you mean?
D-I mean exactly what I said. I'm not waiting for you any more.
A-Wait, what the **** do you mean it's on?
D- Why so hostile?
A- Because you're ****ing pissing me off.
D- Why?
A- Because of the things you've said?
D- Like what?
A- I don't want to argue about this.
D- Do you have nothing to say?
A- Just shut up. You are being an ass hole!
D- What did I do that was so bad?
A - Because you are ****ing pissing me off.
D- What's the matter?
A- You are the matter! You are making me mad.
D- What exactly did I say to make you mad?
A - Everything! You are ****ing stupid!
D- Ok...
A- Leave me alone? ****!

Brother, you sound like Hannibal Lecter.

 

[Badger]

I'm D and she's A

D- I'm just a little upset because I turned down a date for you. But it's on now.
A- What do you mean?
D-I mean exactly what I said. I'm not waiting for you any more.
A-Wait, what the **** do you mean it's on?
D- Why so hostile?
A- Because you're ****ing pissing me off.
D- Why?
A- Because of the things you've said?
D- Like what?
A- I don't want to argue about this.
D- Do you have nothing to say?
A- Just shut up. You are being an ass hole!
D- What did I do that was so bad?
A - Because you are ****ing pissing me off.
D- What's the matter?
A- You are the matter! You are making me mad.
D- What exactly did I say to make you mad?
A - Everything! You are ****ing stupid!
D- Ok...
A- Leave me alone? ****!

Oh to be young and in love, it brings back such fond memories. :heart:

 

[Badger]

Someones watched 40 Year Old Virgin, "Only ask Questions."

 

[Tangled Web]

You know what? I'm going to call her. I want to read her voice. I've haven't heard her so upset before. So let's find out...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You know what? I'm going to call her. I want to read her voice. I've haven't heard her so upset before. So let's find out...

Bedtime for me

 

[BRUTAL]

After reading that transcript I can see that you pissed her off and wouldn't let it go and are therefore a massive idiot. Seems pretty cut and dry


EDIT:

You know what? I'm going to call her. I want to read her voice. I've haven't heard her so upset before. So let's find out...

Proof!

 

[Badger]

You know what? I'm going to call her. I want to read her voice. I've haven't heard her so upset before. So let's find out...

This is so much better than the "OC"

 

[Shifty]

Oh to be young and in love, it brings back such fond memories. :heart:

*BadgerPhil starts drinking to forget*

How did you makeout in fantasy hockey this week?

I'm D and she's A

D- I'm just a little upset because I turned down a date for you. But it's on now.
A- What do you mean?
D-I mean exactly what I said. I'm not waiting for you any more.
A-Wait, what the **** do you mean it's on?
D- Why so hostile?
A- Because you're ****ing pissing me off.
D- Why?
A- Because of the things you've said?
D- Like what?
A- I don't want to argue about this.
D- Do you have nothing to say?
A- Just shut up. You are being an ass hole!
D- What did I do that was so bad?
A - Because you are ****ing pissing me off.
D- What's the matter?
A- You are the matter! You are making me mad.
D- What exactly did I say to make you mad?
A - Everything! You are ****ing stupid!
D- Ok...
A- Leave me alone? ****!

She sounds like the Lips of Arnold from Conan.

D - Those aren't even words.
A - You're not even words!