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How do you want to die?

Method of death

  • Bitter rivals (spike/vicious battle to the death)

  • Vulcan Raven (mauled/eaten by animals)

  • **** dying!!! (Disneyitis)

  • The hard way (incurable disease)

  • "If you got to go, go with a smile" (says it all)

  • Heart failure (while having sex)

  • kamikaze attack!

  • heroic on the battle field

  • assassinated (ninja style)

  • buried alive

  • choking on finest meal ever

  • electric chair

  • fly plane into bermuda triangle

  • The Kratos method (fall from highest peak)

  • murdered by unhappy wife

  • filthy rich

  • Gunfight (wild wild west shootout)

  • robbing a bank (heat)

  • In molten steel (Terminator

  • walk away from your life, never seen again

  • with an erection

  • dangerously

  • I love GOOOOLD

  • burned at the stake

  • Other (describe in gory detail)


Results are only viewable after voting.
Well we're all on our way out. Dress appropriately.
 
It might be difficult fitting it on over your bullet proof helmet and chassis but sure...
 
I hope I have a really cool death, like O-ren in Kill Bill.
 
I would like to go peacefully, while having a BEAUTIFUL dream! :D
After achieving all my goals in life, of course.
 
I want to get into a relationship that i'm enjoying and at the peak of it we go to a sauna retreat in europe. Unbeknownst to me someone's life that i had ruined early is waiting for me. As I lie down in the sauna completely naked with a towel over my face. The person attempts to grab sauna rocks and drive them into my stomach like jason voorhees. He is unable to do this so he just begins to force his fist into the nearst orifice. I scream and just as people try to force themselves into save me, he bites into my throat tearing it to shreds with teeth he had sharpened with a machete. He does not bite me deep enough to kill but then walks out to kill others and I have hot vapors all over my body as I try to imagine what i did to deserve this. Eventually the murderer is stabbed over a hundred and twenty three times with icicles and dies. I manage to gather enough strength to walk and collapse into the pool having steam emanate from being at a 130 degrees for so long. I am rushed to a hospital to find out I have malignant melanoma and told i am to die in 6 months. I buy a kerosene lantern and pour the fluids all around me. I strike a match on my face and allow myself to be enveloped by the flames trying to walk to the fire treatment ward and by the time i reach it all of the fat has burned off of my body like a candle and i die with a contorted smirk.

:cwink:
 
I want to get into a relationship that i'm enjoying and at the peak of it we go to a sauna retreat in europe. Unbeknownst to me someone's life that i had ruined early is waiting for me. As I lie down in the sauna completely naked with a towel over my face. The person attempts to grab sauna rocks and drive them into my stomach like jason voorhees. He is unable to do this so he just begins to force his fist into the nearst orifice. I scream and just as people try to force themselves into save me, he bites into my throat tearing it to shreds with teeth he had sharpened with a machete. He does not bite me deep enough to kill but then walks out to kill others and I have hot vapors all over my body as I try to imagine what i did to deserve this. Eventually the murderer is stabbed over a hundred and twenty three times with icicles and dies. I manage to gather enough strength to walk and collapse into the pool having steam emanate from being at a 130 degrees for so long. I am rushed to a hospital to find out I have malignant melanoma and told i am to die in 6 months. I buy a kerosene lantern and pour the fluids all around me. I strike a match on my face and allow myself to be enveloped by the flames trying to walk to the fire treatment ward and by the time i reach it all of the fat has burned off of my body like a candle and i die with a contorted smirk.

:cwink:

Poetry. Bravo.
 
Bitter rivals or the Kratos method. I either want a showdown involving sniper rifles and hand-to-hand combat mixed with knife fighting that is so huge witnesses will talk about it for years afterward or to fall off the highest cliff...just because it sounds so cool to say "he decided to cast himself from the highest cliff."
 
In a very deep sleep.

This would be my choice as well. Hopefully in life, I live it kindly enough to pass gently leaving no one harmed, hurt, or injured by my words or actions.
 
In molten steel (Terminator 2 style). But other than that I want to die of heart failure on August 4, 2073.
 
To be specific, that's heart failure sans the option of sex in the poll?
 
^I'm killing myself on that day (OD on Klonopin) if I don't die before then. I don't like the thought of never knowing when I will die. This way, I know there is a set date.
 
^I'm killing myself on that day (OD on Klonopin) if I don't die before then. I don't like the thought of never knowing when I will die. This way, I know there is a set date.
now that's clever
 
Jumping off a tall building thinking I can fly thanks to LSD...

As I have sex with five hookers...
 
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