How do you want to die?

[Whirlysplat]

Relatively most people have some idea how they would like to end their mortal existence on this planet. Some would like to go quietly in their sleep while others would prefer to 'kick the bucket' while making love. My own personal preference though would have to be 'Death By Curry'. To find a curry so hot and so mean that it would render me lifeless on the spot. Either that or on the toilet passing a babies arm the next morning!

How do you wish to die?

- Whirly

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

foul foul foul

I fear a sudden death. I want a lingering one where you have plenty of time to prepare and say everything to your loved ones that you want to say and to make morbid jokes, etc.

 

[Red]

Like a hero, saving the woman the love

 

[DOG LIPS]

Kamikaze-style. Bombs strapped to my ass, then run into a ****ing Scientology center. Remember, remember, the people I dismember.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Definately in my sleep.

 

[Strange]

Hit by a drunk driver on my way home from an AA meeting.

 

[Danalys]

i think i'd die every way if i could but i can't.

 

[PhotoJones]

i would like to burn at the stake for my beliefs, while drowning underwater.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I want to die while fighting snakes on a plane.

 

[Danalys]

Definately in my sleep.

do you think people stay asleep or wake up briefly.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I want to die detonating a bomb and taking out the evil Alien Queen mother (or another threat) and saving all of humanity. It's the romantic in me.

 

[Danalys]

or the egotist.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Where're all the "Smothered to death between Drew Barrymore's thighs" answers?

 

[THWIP*]

Like a hero, saving the woman the love

*PFFT*.....YEAH, SOME "HERO". SO YOU DIE, AND LEAVE BEHIND THE WOMAN YOU "LOVE".......FORCING HER TO F*** SOMEBODY ELSE.

 

[AndThePickles]

I want to die in my sleep.

 

[Danalys]

Where're all the "Smothered to death between Drew Barrymore's thighs" answers?

it would probably distress her quite a bit.

 

[Strange]

Where're all the "Smothered to death between Drew Barrymore's thighs" answers?

I'm sure there is something down there that would kill you before you ran out of breath.

 

[sinewave]

i wouldn't mind being smothered to death by amanda bynes' ass.

 

[Ronny Shade]

*PFFT*.....YEAH, SOME "HERO". SO YOU DIE, AND LEAVE BEHIND THE WOMAN YOU "LOVE".......FORCING HER TO F*** SOMEBODY ELSE.

LOL. My saving humanity was much better, no?

Not really. I leave humanity behind to f*** itself to death anyway, I guess.

 

[Ronny Shade]

i wouldn't mind being smothered to death by amanda bynes' ass.

That would truly be a glorious exit.

 

[The Squirrel]

Rapture.

 

[Immortalfire]

I choose death by way of Dnika Romero's thighs..

No doubt in my she could kill a man, a'la Xenia Onatopp in GoldenEye.

 

[jaguarr]

On a beach, well into my 90's, surrounded by my loved ones.

jag

 

[dozer2025]

I'm hoping to go out in the loudest, most attention grabbing, South Park style way possible! Like maybe have a Doctor put nitroglicerene in my pacemaker; or drive my car into the white house during Bush's state of the union of the adress (with "BULL$&*^ written on the hood).

 

[Strange]

On a beach, well into my 90's, surrounded by my loved ones.

jag

are you washed up on the beach and your loved ones are coming to identify you?