How Many People Would Come To Your Funeral?

[TNC9852002]

Let's say that you (and only you) died tomorrow at a major public place in a tragic accident (i.e., fire, bomb, plane crash..etc) and the entire country knows about your death.

How many people do you think would come to your funeral?


-TNC

 

[Addendum]

Well, I know I wouldn't show up. I'd have a stand-in cadaver

 

[Ghostvirus]

I have a plan to have a message monkey show up, so there's at least one.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Well, my family and friends are pretty well spread out across a few continents, and plane tickets don't grow on a tree. I guess it would depend on where the funeral was being held.

 

[Eggyman]

Don't take the mountain to Mohammid . . .

 

[Zero_Vault]

One.

 

[Eggyman]

Would that be the vicar?

 

[SLVRSR4]

At least ten people. Those ten people then take my ashes and paint me into a mural?

 

[Shuley]

I don't know how many would show up,I'm not dead yet.

 

[redmarvel]

Probably close to the same number that came to my wedding... so 200 or so.

 

[Eggyman]

There will be more because you don't have to buy the dead person presents.

 

[Immortalfire]

I once considered throwing a prank funeral to find out.

 

[Themanofbat]

None... because I wouldn't tell anybody...

 

[November Rain]

billions

 

[X-Chick]

Too many people who didn't really give a **** about me.

If it was from an accident the media went crazy with, half the city would show up. They tend to do that here. Dunno why.

 

[Ice-man]

I have a fairly large Family, so off the bat about 60+ people would show up, than i have a bunch of close family friends, and than i have my friends, so an estimated 110 people would probably show up if they respect me enough to come pay me a visit.

at least id hope so...

 

[rdh007]

50+? Maybe I'm over-estimating my own importance...

 

[Eggyman]

Yeah, but 98% would be there to see your mam

 

[Mee]

[Lex Luthor] BILLIONS! [/LL]

 

[PemLam]

I'm sure there would be quite a few because I'd make sure it was next to a coffee shop/cheap restaurant/strip club.

The numbers would be inflated though because my wife's good lookin so there'd be a bunch of degenerates that would show up hoping to get lucky with the now lonely lady.

 

[LexCorp]

Around 200

I am a nice guy

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My body is to be converted into some form of useful art, a coffee table, a chandelier, whatever.
No funeral.

 

[PemLam]

My body is to be converted into some form of useful art, a coffee table, a chandelier, whatever.
No funeral.

No more seizure inducing tiger avatar, Wilhelm?

 

[LexCorp]

No more seizure inducing tiger avatar, Wilhelm?

Indeed this one is much softer.

 

[X-Chick]

Indeed this one is much softer.

I hate it.