How old were you when you had your 'First Kiss'?

[NOFX]

I was in grade school and it was with my first cousin It was sooooo disgusting, I nearly threw up and passed out because I couldnt breathe also:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

rofl wtf!

do explain this...

I guess technically it's not funny and I know for a fact that it "f***ed me up".
Nonetheless, I still have this warped, irrational sense of pride in the fact that I was one of the few who wasn't molested by "Uncle Charlie" but was instead molested by my baby-sitter's daughter.

Now that I'm old, I realize the gravity of it. It had to be the "cycle".
I'm sure that she had been molested and was taking out her frustration and desire for revenge (feuled by a sense of powerlessness) on little 4 or 5 year old ME, but either way, after my Mom got divorced from my biological/alcoholic/abusive Father, she started working as an R.N.

So she left me with this family that lived upstairs from us. And one day, the "Mom"/"baby-sitter" was doing dishes and her (it's hard to say, 'cause at the time I just saw her as "a BIG kid", but now? I'm thinking she must've been 12 or 13) daughter got all agressive and paranoid and fake-friendly-style pulled me into her room and then shut the door.

So I was looking for toys (hoping for a Planet of the Apes or Mego JACKPOT!), and then, I'll never forget, she had a green shirt on and white jeans, and she un-zipped her white jeans and flopped onto the lower bunk bed and got all gruff and told me to "come here!"

So I did, and there was this weird, pink, slimy thing between her legs and she kept repeating, " It tastes GOOD! Lick it! LICK IT!!!"

But I was feeling apprehensive because of how forceful/violent she was acting, and also the surreality of the fact that she didn't have that wormy thing that I had. It looked like someone had cut it off of her.

But, she grabbed my head and forced it down toward the weird, pink, slimy thing and got really forceful and told me to "LICK IT!", so, I did, and it did not taste "good", but suddenly, while I was licking it, she dropped the aggro-tense thing, and started telling me what a good boy I was and seemed, less like the one who was in-control, because she was trying to encourage me, her head was back out of view and she was telling me how "good" I was for doing what I was doing.


Then, Her Mom yelled, "Hey!, Open the door!" (as if, I mean, now that I'm older, it seems as if the Mom had some inkling, that something "wrong" was going on"
And the girl freaked out lightning quick and before you could say "Bob's Yer Uncle!", her white pants were zipped up, and she opened the door, and I remember feeling disappointed.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

.........Im so sorry I laughed at that

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Like I said, I know it warped my perceptions with regards to sex and that I was a "victim" there, but, at least it was a cute girl that molested me.
While it does happen, it's rare.
*shrug*

 

[PWN3R]

Like I said, I know it warped my perceptions with regards to sex and that I was a "victim" there, but, at least it was a cute girl that molested me.
While it does happen, it's rare.
*shrug*

wow, when I was 4 I didnt even know what my 'worm thing' was.

I'm sorry that happened, but youre right, at least it wasn't Uncle Charlie.

 

[Tsunulia]

I wish I hadn't read that I feel bad for you Wilhelm

 

[Mr.Webs]

I "fake" drowned when I was 11 to get the hot life guard to give me CPR. She broke my ribs, but damn it was worth it.

My God, that's awesome.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My God, that's awesome.

He saw that on Gidget.

 

[PWN3R]

And Sandlot....

 

[The Riddler]

I was in grade school and it was with my first cousin It was sooooo disgusting, I nearly threw up and passed out because I couldnt breathe also:

you're a sick guy, you know that?

 

[NOFX]

you're a sick guy, you know that?

She wanted to try it not me. She actually kissed my friend first than me if its any consolation.

 

[Master Chief]

He saw that on Gidget.

I actually didn't see it anywhere... I just wanted to post a story where my ribs got broken by a chick. I guess it's been done a lot then.

And that story about being forced to give head as a tot should be in a movie.

 

[redmarvel]

Eleven - met a 13 year old on the weekend and he was my first big crush too... but it was at the cottage and never saw him again after that weekend.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

I never really had a kiss.People always thought that girls had diseases or such where i come from,since women are not really that important here.I could just grab one and kiss her if i really wanted to.

Personally i think its rather disgusting.

 

[Kaleb]

15 whilst watching Mars Attacks in the cinema

 

[War Lord]

She wanted to try it not me. She actually kissed my friend first than me if its any consolation.

Your cousin's a ****.

 

[Erzengel]

She wanted to try it not me. She actually kissed my friend first than me if its any consolation.

Can you pm me her number?

 

[britrogue]

I think I was 13.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeleven

actually i made a thread about kissing three years ago, this is what i put then...

Well here it goes, i'll describe mine....

I was 14 and it happened to be with the love of my life at the time V. I was as nervous as hell. It was a school party, and we werre dancing with each other all night, bumping and grinding and the rest. Any way she pushed me back long enough to so that i could look her in the eye, my heart melted and she went for it. It was slow and passionate and very very good. i followed her lead long enough to get the gist of it and decided to take the lead. How lucky was i? She then stopped and slapped me, as she didin't believe that was my first one. I went in for another to shut her up and the rest is history


here is the link

can't believe this is my last post. Bye Hype.

I'm Lapdog no more...

 

[deathshead2]

Never.

 

[ILuvCyclops]

I was about 11, summer before going to high school, they guy is one of my best mates now and I stil love him in a non "true love" type of way. It was great though

 

[War Lord]

Eleven - met a 13 year old on the weekend and he was my first big crush too... but it was at the cottage and never saw him again after that weekend.

So he took advantage of you and left you.

Does this surprise you any?

I mean in terms of how men are?

 

[NOFX]

Your cousin's a ****.

Yea she's been "around the block"

 

[Erzengel]

So he took advantage of you and left you.

Does this surprise you any?

I mean in terms of how men are?

Yeah those 13 year olds are a'holes.

 

[NOFX]

Can you pm me her number?

Pm coming your way....