How to be a Lounge Lover

[KRYPTON INC.]

Appreciate the run down KRYPTON, but that does not explain Robert Stack and Stonewall Jackson gibberish.

Flick how did you get to see GOTG2 early? Was there a screening in DC tonight?

 

[Reek]

stop hating on gibberish... it's really all we have.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Crazy evil woman are a vice, man.

I want to rescue Melania Trump and open a mah and dad ''pork bbq restaurant'' with her. Her awful almost caveman like accent as she makes the homemade bbq sauce, granny's secret recipe of course. A little dirt on her nails, daisy dukes with wear on them. She eventually loses her front teeth and talks like Bane, but she is happy for the first time.

Don't bring up Melania Narci... It will attract certain parties to the lounge... And some of us can't STAN them.

 

[flickchick85]

Flick how did you get to see GOTG2 early? Was there a screening in DC tonight?

No, this was opening night. Things open at 7pm on Thursdays now. It's kinda the replacement for midnight shows these days since those were deemed "unsafe."

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

stop hating on gibberish... it's really all we have.

Sig worthy.

Not for my sig, but for someone's. j3's maybe.

 

[Reek]

I'm almost positive Melania is either dead or cryogenically frozen.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

No, this was opening night. Things open at 7pm on Thursdays now. It's kinda the replacement for midnight shows these days since those were deemed "unsafe."

I'm contemplating seeing an early showing her in Brooklyn after I get off work, so like... 11am. But... I'm only doing it to review for the podcast and aren't really excited for it. I wasn't crazy about the first one.

What did you think about the Defenders trailer?

 

[Black Narcissus]

I'm almost positive Melania is either dead or cryogenically frozen.

She wakes up into a Demolition Man world.

 

[flickchick85]

I'm contemplating seeing an early showing her in Brooklyn after I get off work, so like... 11am. But... I'm only doing it to review for the podcast and aren't really excited for it. I wasn't crazy about the first one.

The 1st one was very middle-of-the-road MCU for me. I liked this one a little better. Not top tier or anything, but it got me to care more about the characters.

What did you think about the Defenders trailer?

It was alright. I was amazed at Finn Jones' ability to drag down even a 2-minute trailer with his abysmal line deliveries. It did get me hyped for the Matt/Jessica dynamic, though. Which is good, because I think my former hype for the Luke Cage/Iron Fist dynamic is officially dead.

 

[2kt09]

Don't bring up Melania Narci... It will attract certain parties to the lounge... And some of us can't STAN them.

"stalker fan them" lol what?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

She wakes up into a Demolition Man world.

Will Kanye have a Mr. Frosty do? Somebody has to be the Snipes in this scenario.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

"stalker fan them" lol what?

Those that know... Know. That's all that will be said.

 

[flickchick85]

This version of Demolition Man starring Melania Trump and Kanye West sounds like a horror movie. Or at least, an Eli Roth one.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The 1st one was very middle-of-the-road MCU for me. I liked this one a little better. Not top tier or anything, but it got me to care more about the characters.


It was alright. I was amazed at Finn Jones' ability to drag down even a 2-minute trailer with his abysmal line deliveries. It did get me hyped for the Matt/Jessica dynamic, though. Which is good, because I think my former hype for the Luke Cage/Iron Fist dynamic is officially dead.

See... I think the writing gr Finn and the little we saw of the Danny and Luke stuff was worth the lackluster IF. I liked Luke reacting to Danny and his haughty pronouncement.

 

[2kt09]

I'd peg Melania as Sandra Bullock in this sitch.

 

[flickchick85]

See... I think the writing gr Finn and the little we saw of the Danny and Luke stuff was worth the lackluster IF. I liked Luke reacting to Danny and his haughty pronouncement.

If they manage to mine Finn's weaksauce IF for comedic potential constantly at his expense, I will consider them miracle workers. That's the only way I can imagine them salvaging this.

 

[flickchick85]

Holy hell, I was out all day and missed that Inhumans cast photo. Who on Earth looked at those costumes and thought, "yeah, this looks good. We should totally show this to people"???

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'd peg Melania as Sandra Bullock in this sitch.

Sandra will star as Melania in the HBO movie about Trump's Impeachment in about six years. Sandra's aging well. She can pull it off.

The title will be Impeachment Fuzz. Adam Mckay will direct. Joel Edgerton will gain weight to play the part of the Donald. Ed Harris will be Mike Pence. Steve Bannon will be played by Andy Serkis via motion capture. The film will however lose to the Netflix original film about Vladimir Putin starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.

 

[2kt09]

Sandra will star as Melania in the HBO movie about Trump's Impeachment in about six years. Sandra's aging well. She can pull it off.

The title will be Impeachment Fuzz. Adam Mckay will direct. Joel Edgerton will gain weight to play the part of the Donald. Ed Harris will be Mike Pence. Steve Bannon will be played by Andy Serkis via motion capture. The film will however lose to the Netflix original film about Vladimir Putin starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.

It's not a Netflix film. It's an Amazon show.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Holy hell, I was out all day and missed that Inhumans cast photo. Who on Earth looked at those costumes and thought, "yeah, this looks good. We should totally show this to people"???

****ing Ike Perlmutter. That's the beginning and ending of it. Doing Inhumans on a shoe string budget was never a good idea. Doing most of these characters on TV with a show string budget is a bad idea period. DD, even Cage you can get away with it to a certain degree. But the Inhumans? City of Attlan? Moon? Living hair? Giant tranporter dog? Without the budget to match the concept it's just gonna come off like an episode of the old Hercules/Xena shows.

 

[Reek]

Sig worthy.

Not for my sig, but for someone's. j3's maybe.

I was amazed at Finn Jones' ability to drag down even a 2-minute trailer with his abysmal line deliveries.

i felt the same, except for every one besides Charlie.

Holy hell, I was out all day and missed that Inhumans cast photo. Who on Earth looked at those costumes and thought, "yeah, this looks good. We should totally show this to people"???

Party City provided the wardrobe

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

That Inhumans reveal would have been impressive in 1997.

 

[flickchick85]

Party City provided the wardrobe

Party City does not deserve to be dragged through the mud like this.

****ing Ike Perlmutter. That's the beginning and ending of it. Doing Inhumans on a shoe string budget was never a good idea. Doing most of these characters on TV with a show string budget is a bad idea period. DD, even Cage you can get away with it to a certain degree. But the Inhumans? City of Attlan? Moon? Living hair? Giant tranporter dog? Without the budget to match the concept it's just gonna come off like an episode of the old Hercules/Xena shows.

It could have been the GoT of the superhero genre, but as soon as they announced it for ABC, I knew that was off the table. ****ing Perlmutter.

 

[John Chimpo]

To me whoever thinks that Inhumans picture is impressive is somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates on the side of your mouth when you're really thirsty.

 

[Roose Bolton]

How did they manage to **** up Maximus' costume?