How to transform someone from a cat person to a dog person?

[Fallen Angel]

This is why I had a parrot. Takes out the middle man.

 

[jokesonm3]

Get a Gorrilla, clearly the superior pet.

 

[psylockolussus]

You can push him out of a high rise window and let cats bite him back to life. It worked in that one movie.

That's a very bad idea.

Catwoman is a fictional movie and cats cannot resurrect the dead. They are ordinary animals.

 

[Guts]

That's a very bad idea.

Catwoman is a fictional movie and cats cannot resurrect the dead. They are ordinary animals.

You never know if it will happen if you don't try. Think about all the Spider-Men that don't exist because people don't let themselves get bit by irradiated spiders.

 

[C. Lee]

Actually I'm a guy and you're a sexist pig

..and i'm a girl, so i'm a sexist sow.

Some people think that pigs make better pets than cats or dogs.

 

[Roose Bolton]

My advice would be to give up the whole cat person transition. Trust me, no good can come of it.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Hi all,

My boyfriend says he hates cats but he's never really come into contact with one. We're moving in together soon (yay and yes he's wonderful) and I wouldn't mind a cat eventually. How do I make him a cat person? Is there some sort of cosmic Ray you can buy from IKEA (my budget is not great)

In before the predictable hybrid human comments

And don't say accept him for what he is, it's a dreadful lifestyle choice

Wait, youre a chick? I do apologize for not accepting your flirt pms many months ago, I thought you were a dude, still flatter tho. Still not interested. Good luck, crazy cat lady.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Uh...

 

[Pink Ranger]

You never know if it will happen if you don't try. Think about all the Spider-Men that don't exist because people don't let themselves get bit by irradiated spiders.

I've so far been disappointed by all the rings I've take from plane crash victims.

 

[Guts]

Think about all the Batmen you could possibly create simply by waiting in alleys near movie theaters for a rich couple and their kid to walk down.

 

[Mandon Knight]

.....why?

I know plenty of people who have both dogs and cats.

As I say, in my experience, if there are people out there, great. Me ? I f**king hate cats. I am a dog person, every time.

 

[C. Lee]

Uh...

Please respond in complete sentences or not at all........we're discussing serious **** here mange.

I still vote for pigs....google Doc Savage/Haebeus Corpus.....

 

[Tacit Ronin]

My boyfriend says he hates cats but he's never really come into contact with one. We're moving in together soon (yay and yes he's wonderful) and I wouldn't mind a cat eventually. How do I make him a cat person? Is there some sort of cosmic Ray you can buy from IKEA (my budget is not great)

Strike a compromise.

BF don't like no cats, you don't have a cat. Just don't get a cat.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Please respond in complete sentences or not at all........we're discussing serious **** here mange.

I still vote for pigs....google Doc Savage/Haebeus Corpus.....

Sure.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[Fincher]

I vote bobcat.

 

[Reek]

new thread...

How to transform a poster from a thread creator to never again?

 

[Spider-Fan83]

let some mice loose in the house/apartment and suggest getting a cat to catch them and/or scare them away lol

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This is why I had a parrot. Takes out the middle man.

You had a pet parrot that was an assassin? Kudos.

 

[Reek]

You had a pet parrot that was an assassin? Kudos.

ahem...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

ahem...

Iago surely had a voice that could kill.

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[Spider-Aziz]

Yall and your pet suggestions....

Have a LEGO Cat, none is allergic to it, amd you won't have to feed it or clean behind it.

 

[X-Woman]

Me ? I f**king hate cats.

I must say that this is a sentiment I've heard a few times in my life, but have never understood. I've never heard a cat person say that they hated dogs. And I've never heard anyone say that they hate guinea pigs or hamsters or goldfish.

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

Gene therapy...?

But honestly, if someone is not a cat person? Then broom them fast, you don't need that kind of negativity... t:

 

[Pink Ranger]

But seriously Silver, you're moving in with another guy, it shouldn't really shock you that he doesn't like ***** ... cats.