How will you die?

[zeptron]

Go here, fill out the survey and post your results! Post the first one you get. The page changes every time you refresh the screen.

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Zeptron: At age 88, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

 

[The FallenAngel]

The FallenAngel: At age 94, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Will she even be around then?

 

[Ebil Gig]

Lena: At age 95, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Lol*snort*

 

[Mee]

At 51, I'm going to fall into a tank at an aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish. Pwnt.

 

[U.S War Machine]

At age 55, you will die fighting the global war on terriorism in spain.

Time for a proton cannon!

 

[Truthteller]

Truthteller: At age 45, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

 

[Tsunulia]

I refreshed about 5 times and this was the least mean

Tsunulia: At age 44, you will die lonely and alone from morbid obesity.

It'll probably turn out to be true

 

[Boy Wonder '04]

at age 16 i will die of an overdose of cocaine...
next weet FAT session on lol n thas how tha **** i no when im dyin m8 but is all gd... i had no intention of seein ma 18th bday

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Sarge: At age 60, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.

Ahh, the true death of a warrior.

 

[Hades]

I refreshed about 5 times and this was the least mean

Tsunulia: At age 44, you will die lonely and alone from morbid obesity.

It'll probably turn out to be true

Hahahaha, I just laughed out loud at that.

Hades: At age 78, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

 

[Truthteller]

Truthteller: At age 95, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
Thanks for visiting! Help keep us online, just a quick donation of even a dollar or two helps us out immensely!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

At age 53, a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

 

[The FallenAngel]

The FallenAngel: At age 93, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

Sweet.

 

[Tsunulia]

Truthteller: At age 95, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
Thanks for visiting! Help keep us online, just a quick donation of even a dollar or two helps us out immensely!

That makes it alllllllllllll better.

Hahahaha, I just laughed out loud at that.

Sad ain't it? I guess I better start working on getting fat

 

[oakzap425]

Marielle: At age 74, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.





Sucks...

I soo predict my self dying in the process of attempting to finish Intial D...

 

[Morg]

Morg: At age 35, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

Hmmm, I'm waaay past 35 and still alive


Robert: At age 65, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

I think it's the other way around

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Rob: At age 81, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and faulty electical switch.

Awesome, I'm gonna die while getting a blow job.... at 81.

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

The Incredible Hulk: At age 57, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

I never did like Matlock....

 

[Abaddon]

Abaddon: At age 99, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

 

[Mee]

Abaddon: At age 99, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

How inconsiderate of you.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Sarge: At age 60, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.

Ahh, the true death of a warrior.

 

[Abaddon]

The funniest:

I refreshed about 5 times and this was the least mean

Tsunulia: At age 44, you will die lonely and alone from morbid obesity.

It'll probably turn out to be true

At age 53, a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Sarge: At age 60, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.

 

[Abaddon]

How inconsiderate of you.

Food made me gassy.

 

[Morg]

*bemused*

Robert: At age 101, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

guess my alocholic addiction will kill me after all

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Truthteller: At age 45, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Awesome