I Know How You Die

[DBella]

Josh/16/Ontario

Does he want age or gender?

 

[Neto Magnus]

Matt/m/virginia

A big ass tree falls on you - 39

 

[LEX]

Does he want age or gender?

He requires the gender.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Jimmy/M/oklahoma

You get caught in the crossfire of a police shootout - 55

 

[LEX]

Can't you post your deaths in a single post instead of individuals?

 

[Neto Magnus]

Josh/16/Ontario

You fall into a crack in a frozen pond - 23

 

[Neto Magnus]

Bella/F/Washington

You die old but unclear from what. maybe natural causes - 87

 

[Neto Magnus]

Rob/M/Louisiana

You fall and then drown in a pool - 67

 

[DBella]

You die old but unclear from what. maybe natural causes - 87

Darn it! I was hoping mine would be a horrible death. Like tripping into a manhole but not quite falling all the way. I was hanging on for dear life but only to have a steamroller coming at my direction and being crushed by it as I scream for my life.

But I guess dying peacefully at old age isn't so bad. So thanks.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Can't you post your deaths in a single post instead of individuals?

eh sometimes i do sometimes i don't. why?

 

[Neto Magnus]

Darn it! I was hoping mine would be a horrible death. Like tripping into a manhole but not quite falling all the way. I was hanging on for dear life but only to have a steamroller coming at my direction and being crushed by it as I scream for my life.

But I guess dying peacefully at old age isn't so bad. So thanks.

well, i didn't say peacefully. your last years will suck.

 

[DBella]

Oh, okay. But dying of natural causes doesn't sound too bad.

 

[LEX]

eh sometimes i do sometimes i don't. why?

No reason. But it could sometimes be viewed as spamming just to easily increase your post count.

 

[JLBats]

You fall into a crack in a frozen pond - 23

**** you.

 

[DBella]

**** you.

How would you prefer to die?

 

[JLBats]

How would you prefer to die?

In bed with three hundred supermodels at the age of 80

 

[LEX]

Lucky bastard.

 

[Neto Magnus]

No reason. But it could sometimes be viewed as spamming just to easily increase your post count.

said the kid who's been here for 4 months and with over 26,000 posts.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Lucky bastard.

not even Hef can die like that.

 

[LEX]

said the kid who's been here for 4 months and with over 26,000 posts.

Your point?

 

[Speedball]

A big ass tree falls on you - 39

Stay away from trees, Got it.
OH NO! THERE's ONE OUTSIDE! RUN AWAY!

 

[Exploding Boy]

Sebastian/m/California

 

[LEX]

Now that I've found out tigers are easily fooled by pigs in tiger-striped sweaters, I may just have a chance, after all.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Sebastian/m/California

you pass out on someone's lawn and the next morning that someone runs you over with a mower - 40

 

[Neto Magnus]

Now that I've found out tigers are easily fooled by pigs in tiger-striped sweaters, I may just have a chance, after all.

lol i just got that.