I Know How You Die

[Socrates]

Nick/M/Chicago

...

 

[Neto Magnus]

joseph/m/california

stabbed with a butter knife - 54

 

[Ronny Shade]

I remember this. Has my fate changed yet?

 

[Neto Magnus]

if that turns out to be true, it would suck, soo suck. I'd die the same way Elvis did...sitting on the tiolet.

but I doubt it'll come true. C'mon...Carolinas Civil War?

don't force it out.

I think Bush had something to do with that one.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Nick/M/Chicago

...

choked to death because your throat closed up. I think it was from an allergic reaction to somekind of fruit. - 27

 

[Neto Magnus]

I remember this. Has my fate changed yet?

hmm...now you slip on an icy sidewalk and crack your head - 42

Ice seems to hate ya.

 

[Neto Magnus]

anyone else feel like dying?

 

[Master Chief]

I do again.

 

[Neto Magnus]

I do again.

why not.

You'll get struck by a meteorite the size of a D battery - 18

 

[lordofthenerds]

david/m/michigan

 

[Master Chief]

why not.

You'll get struck by a meteorite the size of a D battery - 18

Holy crap that is f**king sweet!

 

[Neto Magnus]

david/m/michigan

crushed in a garbage compactor - 66

 

[lordofthenerds]

crushed in a garbage compactor - 66

That sounds like a somewhat reasonable way to die...

 

[Neto Magnus]

uhhhh ok.

 

[Tsunulia]

I never paid any attention to this

 

[kingman]

Chris/M/Ireland

 

[Neto Magnus]

Chris/M/Ireland

an S&M session goes horribly wrong - 42

 

[Nefarious]

Caitlin/f/Ft. Lauderdale, FL.

 

[Neto Magnus]

Caitlin/15/Ft. Lauderdale, FL.

Beaten to death by drunken spring breakers - 93

 

[Speedball]

Matt/m/virginia

 

[U.S War Machine]

Jimmy/M/oklahoma

 

[JLBats]

Josh/16/Ontario

 

[kingman]

an S&M session goes horribly wrong - 42

Damn

 

[DBella]

Bella/F/Washington

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Rob/M/Louisiana