Comics How would you retcon this mess?

[Tangled Web]

How would you make it so this unmasking, organic web, reborn, iron man suit, Gwen Stacy ****e crap never happened?

 

[Kevin]

i'd keep the webs.

 

[Kevin]

...and the gwen ****e thing

 

[deathshead2]

It was all casued by a not dead mysterio.

 

[Citizen_Kaine]

1. Spider-Man prime was pounding on the walls a little too hard
2. Make it into Age of Apacolypse style alternate timeline
3. Use the Sentry's little device and make every one forget about it
4. Wanda warps reality all the way prior to House of M-Crossover 2007
5. Dr Strange
6. Mysterio

I see four as extremely possible, as the X-Men were affected big time by the events of HOM as well. And it would remove the strange double memories that all the hero's have.

 

[deathshead2]

its all a dream that belongs to spider-man 2099.

 

[spideylover89]

It was all a dream

 

[Tangled Web]

I'd have Mysterio wake up and be like "Wow, I just had a really ****ty dream about Spider-Man." and then he rolls over and Satan is next to him and he's like "What was that dear?"
and then Peter wakes up and he's like "Woah, Mysterio had the crappiest dream about me." and MJ is like "Yeah?" and the Peter says "Yeah, it was like Joel Shumacher directed it."

 

[Kevin]

...that would be funny

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Wanda walks into a room, looks around, says "Rewind", and it's 1961 all over again.

 

[Kevin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

 

[ricardolopez]

The best retcon would be that Norman Osborn, controlling the American Government (or possibly BEING the American Government) created the Superhuman Registration Act to f*** up Spidey. The only logical reason really.

 

[3dman27]

The best retcon would be that Norman Osborn, controlling the American Government (or possibly BEING the American Government) created the Superhuman Registration Act to f*** up Spidey. The only logical reason really.

i concur COMPLETLELY

 

[ssj wolverine]

Peter Parker's bedroom door opens and a cloud of smoke comes out. Peter walks out and after realizing the insane allucinatons that he has had : unmasking, Gwen, Iron Suit, clones, etc. He finally decides to give up the weed.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Well, you don't retcon anything. You just ignore it. Much like a lot of the stuff from the Clone Saga gets ignored to this day.

Like Sins Past, easily ignored. The Other, easily ignored as well. Just make the totem aspect of Spider-Man be ended at the Book of Ezekiel.

The organic webbing, just keep it because it's not really that big of a deal now. And the unmasking hasn't even really been seen through yet, so how do you know you won't like it?

And the Iron Spidey costume? Why retcon that? It was a plot device for Civil War...and the relationship between Stark and Peter. I think before we talk about retcons for the suit and unmasking we should see how it all plays out FIRST.

But Sins Past and The Other are EASILY ignorable...a lot easier to ignore those stories than it is The Clone Saga.

 

[deathshead2]

Its really Ben the spider-man clone.

 

[Grim Goblin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

hmm, can you hear me Lord Vader?



Seriously though, I've been saying it even before the PAD arc but...Retcon Bombs!!! the quick and efficient way!

 

[Cyclops]

Surgically remove the stingers and then forget 'em. Or has that already happened?

 

[spideylover89]

Minus the surgery, yeah it has.

 

[Dmain_Event]

I really hate the organic webbing and I miss spidermans webshooters. We should have rejected that movie writer for making spidermans webs organic in spiderman 1. Peter Parker is supposed to be a gifted scientist who (thanks to the bite of the spider) all of sudden realized the right chemical concoction that would help him make webs. Not just wake up one day and ejaculate web fluid out of his arms. When reading the comics, I just pretend that he has his web shooters on.

 

[3dman27]

never mind dr. strange
you might need MERLIN THE MAGICIAN to retcon some of what spidey's been through lately

 

[Marc]

Issue a recall on all the comics due to a manufacturing fault in the ink, too flammable. Give the good people their money back, then burn every last copy. The issue number resets to before JMS came on board, fire him with a statement of denial having ever hired him and all is well with the world again.

Or spider-man has found a connection between all the things that have been happening, spidey traces it all to a guy called JMS. He runs in to find a fat jabba looking mofo laughing manically, Spidey looks quizically and jumps over to yank at his face. Only to unmask Gwen! He looks even more confused and yanks again, only to reveal the Green Goblin... again! Gwen 2 was in fact The Green Goblin, and he had sex with himself while the real Gwen was at home trying to study but totally thinking about Peter instead. Pete of course throws GG into space to float around with Carnage's remains. Spidey realises GG must have pulled a switch on Gwen and she wasn't killed but locked up in the basement all this time. Spidey free's her and realises MJ is a lying *****, dumps her and marries Gwen.

And they live happily ever after dancing on JMS's/GG's empty grave.

 

[bengan]

Well, considering that Mysterio(badass!!! ) is back, it could just be a wierd dream just as a revenge. I think thta Mysterio did that once before. It was when everyone wake up in a watertank.

 

[Kevin]

Issue a recall on all the comics due to a manufacturing fault in the ink, too flammable. Give the good people their money back, then burn every last copy. The issue number resets to before JMS came on board, fire him with a statement of denial having ever hired him and all is well with the world again.

Or spider-man has found a connection between all the things that have been happening, spidey traces it all to a guy called JMS. He runs in to find a fat jabba looking mofo laughing manically, Spidey looks quizically and jumps over to yank at his face. Only to unmask Gwen! He looks even more confused and yanks again, only to reveal the Green Goblin... again! Gwen 2 was in fact The Green Goblin, and he had sex with himself while the real Gwen was at home trying to study but totally thinking about Peter instead. Pete of course throws GG into space to float around with Carnage's remains. Spidey realises GG must have pulled a switch on Gwen and she wasn't killed but locked up in the basement all this time. Spidey free's her and realises MJ is a lying *****, dumps her and marries Gwen.

And they live happily ever after dancing on JMS's/GG's empty grave.

 

[Kent]

...I wouldn't...