How would YOU stop this movie?

[Dark Raven]

If you were able to stop production on this FFINO movie, either by frustrating plans so it couldn't possibly move forward and has to revert, or by any other means, what would you do? Think imaginatively, even if some ideas were slightly far fetched. Might as well have some fun here.

 

[Donut]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmVyUdHtxbU

 

[Harry Dresden]

Assassinate Josh Trank.

 

[the gael]

that's a good question.

bring some C4 on set for an outbust of joy. God iea, but we have yet to see a set (sorry)

invading the set and occupy it with banners and song to pevent any shooting. (Same problem s above)

Taking the place of a hostess in a airport, sending Trank and his team in a plane for North Korea instead of Bâton Rouge (You won't see them again for long, long time)

Sending all of the shot videotape in a plane for the south pole... or have them "discover" how magnetic I can be.

 

[Zarex]

Ignore it. And hope the movie going public has the good sense to do the same.

 

[Willie Lumpkin]

If the core audience shouting as clearly and loudly as we can that we don't want a low-budget UFF-based film won't dissuade them, then I don't think anything that won't get me on an FBI watch-list will work.

 

[Dark Raven]

If the core audience shouting as clearly and loudly as we can that we don't want a low-budget UFF-based film won't dissuade them, then I don't think anything that won't get me on an FBI watch-list will work.

Unless you pretend to be the FBI and apprehend Trank and keep him in interrogation for the remainder of the shoot. Or find something to put Trank on the FBI watch list.

 

[Willie Lumpkin]

Unless you pretend to be the FBI and apprehend Trank and keep him in interrogation for the remainder of the shoot. Or find something to put Trank on the FBI watch list.

You know, a lawyer once told me "anybody can sue anybody for any reason".

What if we got a lawyer and filed a class-action lawsuit against Fox for destroying our childhood memories?

 

[B1-66ER]

Simple.

Conduct lengthy interviews with the cast. Wait for something that could be misconstrued as the least bit racist/sexist/homophobic. Edit to exaggerate. Send off to TMZ.

Done.

 

[Dark Raven]

You know, a lawyer once told me "anybody can sue anybody for any reason".

What if we got a lawyer and filed a class-action lawsuit against Fox for destroying our childhood memories?

Well legal wranglings have tied up the Bond franchise for years before, so it could potentially work for FFINO. If there were several law suits that would be problematic. Maybe someone can come forward claiming to be the real Miles Teller and that the actor stole his face and his identify, and now portrays him as a *****e when the real one is actually just a regular university student minding his own business and trying hard to get his grades.

 

[B1-66ER]

Just watched your YouTube sig, Dark Raven. Who can keep from loving that woman?

 

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

Nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.

 

[wobbly]

Arrange for 4 heavy doors on the set to fall on the main cast...(Sorry. Mr Ford, get well soon)

Or get dome dirt on Rupert Murdock that will actually stick and blackmail the crooked SOB.

 

[wobbly]

Nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.

Close thread, we have a winner, lol t:

 

[Willie Lumpkin]

Nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.

Close thread, we have a winner, lol t:

I don't know. I'm afraid after the fallout cleared all that would be left on the planet would be:

1. Cockroaches
2. Twinkies

and

3. This film

 

[Dark Raven]

I don't know. I'm afraid after the fallout cleared all that would be left on the planet would be:

1. Cockroaches
2. Twinkies

and

3. This film

Maybe Trank could just turn this film into a movie version of those Hostess Twinkie bar ads and no-one will take it seriously.

 

[the gael]

I don't want to see this movie kicked in space. Imagine if an alien civilisation find it. Their only contact with us and their only perception of us would be this "movie". Consequences : They declare war against us and decide to annihilate us !

(Of course, Josh Tank may profite of this to film an "Annihilus" invasion of earth for a "sequel", but sadly he will have een less people to see it on theaterecause there will be no human race anymore !)

 

[Dr. Thanos]

I wouldn't need to stop the movie, you see. Just steal the final cut right before it's sent to theaters, and alter the title and credits sequences to say "Chronicle 2" instead of "Fantastic Four". Then cut any major references to the FF from the film (which won't be too many, considering all we know). Bam, technically a Fantastic Four movie was never made and the rights can return to Marvel.

 

[Willie Lumpkin]

I wouldn't need to stop the movie, you see. Just steal the final cut right before it's sent to theaters, and alter the title and credits sequences to say "Chronicle 2" instead of "Fantastic Four". Then cut any major references to the FF from the film (which won't be too many, considering all we know). Bam, technically a Fantastic Four movie was never made and the rights can return to Marvel.

Now THIS is genius. And since Fox isn't interested in doing any promotion, we won't have to worry about changing posters, commercials etc., because there won't be any.

 

[CyclopsWasRight]

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[metaphysician]

How about "dangle a cherry opportunity in front of Josh Trank to get him to break contract midway through production"? *ahem*

 

[Joe Rockhead]

Create a time machine, go back in time to 1960/1961 and convince Jack Kirby that he should release the Fantastic Four on his own without Marvel.

 

[wobbly]

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Guess you missed the 'might as well have some fun here' part of the OP. This isn't meant to be taken seriously, it's just some harmless 'gallows humour' for those of us who simply don't like what Fox are doing with this film .

 

[Human Torch]

Go back in time and convince TPTB at Marvel that FF is the only property they should really hold on to at all costs.....

 

[Dark Raven]

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Fixed.