Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 12 Matt vs Calvin

[Master Chief]

I did it five times though.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Things that rhyme with Matt:

Fat
Rat
Bratt
Gnat
Shat
Pat
Balyeat


All horrible, horrible things. Vote Calvin.

your running a dirt campaign now? lol!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Vicki's catching up.

 

[Calvin]

I did it five times though.

Dude, that's screwed up. I got 4 votes against me by TMOB for voting for you. Plus, you added those extra ones after the fact. Uncool.

 

[Themanofbat]

I'm just kissing up.

I've got some recently shaved testies that could use some kissies...

 

[DOG LIPS]

Matt is catching up. I kid you not.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Matt is catching up. I kid you not.

oh that's the guy.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Yup. That's him.

 

[Matt]

Calvin's awesome...it was hard not to vote for him...but I gotta give the match to myself on the grounds that Vicki has stamina. She had like, a six hour sex session with the smelly guy.

In other words, you can keep on pounding her but she just keeps on coming.

 

[Calvin]

The name Matt is clearly the name of a loser. Evidence:

Matt Lauer, failed to be the manliest figure in a duo that was comprised of him and Katie Couric.

Matt Perry, Ten Whole Yards of suckage.

Matt Le Blanc, christ, just look at that smile.

Father Matt, endorsed abstinence.

St. Matt, evangelist.

Matt Geczy, actor, not sure what he did, but he looks like an uncircumcised penis.

Robert Jay Matt, white supremist and neo-nazi.

Vote Calvin

 

[Eric Draven]

It's like you're running for President or something

 

[Calvin]

Don't take any of this personally, Matt, you're one of the best posters on the hype. Voters, ignore this comment.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

at the stuff that is going on.

 

[Calvin]

This just in, Matt actually does, in fact, kid you. Can you vote for somebody this dishonest?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Youre so desperate..

 

[Abaddon]

you're already winning Frenchy.

 

[Calvin]

Youre so desperate..

Racist.

 

[Matt]

This just in, Matt actually does, in fact, kid you. Can you vote for somebody this dishonest?

I just can't compete with this.

Spoiler

Calvin has genital warts.

Therefore, I make a request to Toven...

Spoiler

Calvin lied about his Vietnam record

Hand me the election Toven...pull a 2000.

Spoiler

Calvin is a scientologist.

Electoral votes win it for me, as my voters carry more clout...

Spoiler

Calvin believes Thesumofgod's posts

One vote from TMOB should be worth ten votes from the likes of Dog Lips...or POWder-Man...or Mister J...I mean, comeon, for godsakes, the posters voting for Calvin suck

Spoiler

Literally...and it was Calvin they sucked.

So Toven, I propose you hand me this round, on the grounds that my voters are more important than Calvins

Spoiler

Who may or may not have pleasured him orally.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Matt.....Matt, no...Matt? You're being glib, Matt.

 

[Lackey]

Electoral votes win it for me, as my voters carry more clout...

Spoiler

Calvin believes Thesumofgod's posts

that's the most defamatory thing you could say

 

[Matt]

that's the most defamatory thing you could say

What can I say? Gloves had to come off.

By the way Lackey, the new avatar is brilliant.

Sarah Silverman > everyone. Plus she has a very very nice rack. Something I did not realize until I was laying in bed sick one afternoon and watched some ****ty Norm McDonald movie on UPN in which she wore a bikini.

 

[Abaddon]

I wanna see them fight in an alligator pit.Then maybe they can both be horribly mutilated.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

What can I say? Gloves had to come off.

By the way Lackey, the new avatar is brilliant.

Sarah Silverman > everyone. Plus she has a very very nice rack. Something I did not realize until I was laying in bed sick one afternoon and watched some ****ty Norm McDonald movie on UPN in which she wore a bikini.

I used to love her, but the attraction has atrophied now that I know she has Kimmel-Stink all over her.

 

[Matt]

She is boning Jimmy Kimmel? If I knew where to find it and weren't so lazy that I won't even Google it, I would soooo post the Darth Vader NOOOOO

 

[twylight]

By the way Lackey, the new avatar is brilliant.

Sarah Silverman > everyone. Plus she has a very very nice rack. Something I did not realize until I was laying in bed sick one afternoon and watched some ****ty Norm McDonald movie on UPN in which she wore a bikini.

Sub-text: Vote for me.