Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 9 Themanofbat vs Master Chief

[The Watchman]

It's quite simple... I'm one of the gods of these matches, I am one of the main people in control of who the win goes to. I'd have let TMOB win if he weren't such a vagina about being here since 2000.

All of us with like, a million usernames should form a union or government or something for polls.

I don't know whether to laugh or kill your family violently...I mean, I have a low blood sugar but I'm also pretty mentally unbalanced so...

 

[Master Chief]

You're not just any c#^%$#&nt, you're a c#^%$#&nt with shaved testicles.

 

[jaguarr]

Vote for Pedro!

jag

 

[Master Chief]

I don't know whether to laugh or kill your family violently...I mean, I have a low blood sugar but I'm also pretty mentally unbalanced so...

Schizophrenic too?

 

[DOG LIPS]

It's official. Holly died. I'll be taking over her duties.






...Except the whole sleep with all men and be a tramp thing.

 

[jaguarr]

It's official. Holly died. I'll be taking over her duties.






...Except the whole sleep with all men and be a tramp thing.

Holly's a lipstick lesbian, isn't she? You'll have to find a rough dyke to attack you with her strap-on or something if you really want to be Holly.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Holly's a lipstick lesbian, isn't she? You'll have to find a rough dyke to attack you with her strap-on or something if you really want to be Holly.

jag

That's what I meant by tramp, I guess. I meant just make new matches.















AND DON'T CATCH FEELINGS!!!

 

[jaguarr]

That's what I meant by tramp, I guess. I meant just make new matches.















AND DON'T CATCH FEELINGS!!!

You mad!

jag

 

[The Watchman]

Schizophrenic too?

I think I know what you're trying to do here with the insult and all, but maybe you should look up schizophenia and then call me someone with Dissociative identity disorder, because weyyyyyyyllllll, it's just more accurate.

 

[Master Chief]

I think I know what you're trying to do here with the insult and all, but maybe you should look up schizophenia and then call me someone with Dissociative identity disorder, because weyyyyyyyllllll, it's just more accurate.

...When I read your post it was like a bunch of random s**t, thus I asked if you were schizophrenic.

Did it come off as insulting? Or as if it were intended to be an insult?

 

[DOG LIPS]

You mad!

jag

You gonna get sonned, son!

 

[Abaddon]

'Tis a strange world indeed....

Youre an oldbie.Soon you wont matter anymore.

 

[Themanofbat]

Youre an oldbie.Soon you wont matter anymore.

I'm a legend in my own mind.

That's all that matters.

 

[Abaddon]

I'm a legend in my own mind.

That's all that matters.

You leave behind no legacy.

 

[Themanofbat]

You leave behind no legacy.

I have thesonofbat.

You, unfortunately, will only ever have internet boobies.

 

[Abaddon]

I have thesonofbat.

You, unfortunately, will only ever have internet boobies.

Maybe I'll get lucky while spending 6 years here,like you did.

 

[Themanofbat]

Maybe I'll get lucky while spending 6 years here,like you did.

I suppose... your Mom will probably reach desperation and put out...

But I bet she puts a bag over her head... a plastic bag.

 

[Abaddon]

I suppose... your Mom will probably reach desperation and put out...

But I bet she puts a bag over her head... a plastic bag.

Nah,I'll leave the Oedipal stuff to you,momscrewer.

 

[jaguarr]

You gonna get sonned, son!

You gonna die by the ether!

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

You ****es. Go in the new threads

 

[jaguarr]

You ****es. Go in the new threads

Why? You're in here where all the fun is!

jag

 

[The Watchman]

...When I read your post it was like a bunch of random s**t, thus I asked if you were schizophrenic.

Did it come off as insulting? Or as if it were intended to be an insult?

I told you I had a low blood sugar, clearly I had no ****ing clue what I was saying.

 

[Themanofbat]

Nah,I'll leave the Oedipal stuff to you,momscrewer.

At least I know what it's like to get laid with a real person.



By the way, your Mom's a pretty dead f#%^#ck... so I know who you inherited your sex prowress from.

 

[Themanofbat]

You ****es. Go in the new threads

Bite me, Rex killer.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I faked it with Abaddon.